"This brings us to the hardest topic of the evening. As you may recall earlier, we said that condoms are not permitted except for specific circumstances, and those circumstances are when incest is involved. I perform the role of your father, so anytime we have intercourse, I'll be wearing a condom.
"Incest is another of the sexual taboos that we don't just dismiss; we consider to be quite harmful if observed. This is juxtaposed against pedophilia, which is a taboo we seriously enforce. Yet they are related.
"It is very important that children are not looked upon as sexual targets. They are like unripe fruit. It is absolutely clear to us that submission is required for proper sexual gratification, and children cannot in any way consent to it. Like what my wife should have told you before, submission is not passive. It is very active, and maturity is required.
"There is absolutely no consideration in this kingdom about experimenting with sex with children, although we do believe waiting till eighteen is wrong. Sixteen at least, maybe younger, but considering the laws of the land, we stick with eighteen.