{This is the first chapter in a series of erotic shorts. For a full list of the chapters, and other original Reddit posts, check out the pinned post on my profile u/rvaanonguy1}
Dear Andy,
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy. Wow.
Writing your name instead of your nickname doesn’t make you tougher or intimidating.
Let me tell you: that letter is not what you want to write to keep a woman.
Look, Manny is boring. But he holds doors open. He’s sweet. He is a bit try-hard macho at times, but it’s not toxic like you can be. He’s respectful. If that’s boring, then boring is fucking hot. Boring can fuck me any time he wants.
That said, it isn’t Manny you need to worry about. Worry about Scott. It’s Scott’s thick, dark cock you’ve been jacking off to all these years, jealous that it fucked your wife before you could, as you said, “lock that down.”
Oh… Wait… She’s fucking Manny. I guess you never really “locked that down.”
I guess I should have mentioned two things: 1. This isn’t Tamara. 2. That you left with your letter box isn’t empty.