[F] Afternoon masturbation, and a glimpse inside the workings of my dirty mind.

So far on this forum I’ve posted four stories about things which happened in my teens and early twenties. I’ve got a few more of those to come, but I thought it was time for something a bit more up to date. In fact I’m going to write about something which hasn’t even happened, yet… but it will have by the time I click ‘submit’.

I’m at home, alone. The girls are both with their dad until tomorrow (well technically he’s only the actual father of one of them, but they visit together), so I have the house all to myself. My chores are done, the house is tidy. I’m working this evening but there are a couple of hours before I need to leave, so now I’m going to masturbate. I’m going to lie on my bed and lose myself in sexual fantasy, then I’m going to come back here to my laptop and tell you all about it. I don’t know exactly how my fantasy will turn out or what I’m going to do, but I know it’s going to be fun! Off I go…

**(20 minutes later)**

[MF] A broken pipe leads to the best sex yet

[First Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5isz4y/mf_i_fucked_my_ex_in_the_shower_after_she_made/)

Quite a few people asked if I have any stories with my fiance after my first post about my ex. About a hour ago, we had the best sex yet and the best thing to do is share it with you.

I was watching the Milwaukee Brewers game (big time baseball/Brewers fan, my great uncle is their radio announcer) while my fiance Maddie was at her parent’s house letting the dogs out. Earlier in the day I had texted her that I had a surprise for her tonight. Little to my knowing, my surprise would turn out better than originally planned.

I had picked up some marijuana before going to work this morning and was attempting to clean out my pipe bowl. Must have applied too much pressure and the glass bowl snaps a big piece off…

First Time in a Gay Bar [MT][anal][exh]

Looking for feedback, hoping the fine folks at Erotica can let me know if I’ve struck a good balance between story and fap material. Language selections were made with a male audience in mind but I’d love to hear your thoughts.

And, of course, descriptive accounts of how this story made you feel and what you did about it are always welcome!

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I did consider myself a straight guy once. I dated women, enjoyed the sex, and didn’t feel like there was anything missing.

But still, every once in awhile I’d wonder what it was like to be with another man. Pretty soon, that idle curiosity became something more… But in the town I was from, you just didn’t admit to that kind of thinking. One of my long time friends, Bobby, had actually moved away shortly after “coming out of the closet” because people were so weird about it around here. It was only after he’d moved that I kind of thought it would have been interesting to experiment those few times he’d made passes at me, rather than just politely turning him down.

First Time in a Gay Bar [MT][exh] (long)

I did consider myself a straight guy once. I dated women, enjoyed the sex, and didn’t feel like there was anything missing.

But still, every once in awhile I’d wonder what it was like to be with another man. Pretty soon, that idle curiosity became something more… But in the town I was from, you just didn’t admit to that kind of thinking. One of my long time friends, Bobby, had actually moved away shortly after “coming out of the closet” because people were so weird about it around here. It was only after he’d moved that I kind of thought it would have been interesting to experiment those few times he’d made passes at me, rather than just politely turning him down.

The real tipping point I think came one night when my computer died and I had a huge project due. I begged a friend to borrow his laptop, took it home, and got to work. I finished late that night, and figured I’d have myself a good fap before bed.

[MF] My first “older” woman

A few months after I “became a man”, I was home from college for Christmas Break. I was working for a property management company owned by a friend’s father, and assigned to a project at an old mill building that had been renovated in to condos. The management company had reached a deal with a local ISP to be the provider for the building, and now were running CAT-5 to all the condo units. (Late 90s)

I was in one unit, covered in dust and sweat, installing the box in the wall when the owner started asking about computers. She never had one at home, and figured she should get one since she has Internet.

Being a computer guy, I was happy to answer her questions. It soon became obvious she didn’t have a clue, and she finally asked if I would go to the store with her, to make sure she didn’t get scammed, and she would pay me for the help. No problem, I figured. We decided to meet Saturday at the local big box store.

‘The Stranger Sat Beside Me’ [mF, Airplane, Exhibitionism]

This happened to me when I was eighteen years old, while on a gruelling fourteen hour flight to London. I don’t recall what the in-flight movie was, but I remember not being particularly interested by it. For all I knew, I had a long and boring flight ahead of me.

I ended up sitting beside a stranger — because of a problem regarding our ticket bookings — and that was a first for me. I wasn’t sure if I was meant to acknowledge their presence after take-off, or simply just keep to myself and stare forward for the whole flight.

The rest of my family were all up at the front of the plane, where snacks and beverages always seem to materialize miraculously. A few times before take-off, I heard my father and brother laughing about something up-front, but I wasn’t able to figure out what that was. This made me feel a little lonely, I guess. It sounded like it must have been funny.

But, after a couple hours of being in the air, I found myself glad to be sharing a stranger’s company at the back of the plane. *Lucky*, even.

[FM] Stretched and manually diddled for about 3 hours. Sodomy Sunday, Happy Keister!

What the fuck just happened. My cunt hurts.

Day started out pretty simple, shaved QuarterRican’s asshole for her so she could go on a date later, gave her a quick BJ/HJ 101 on a dildo, maybe did a snuffleupagus impression in her lady folds, sent her on her way. She and I are what happens when cisgender men wake up with vaginas one day, in case you’ve ever wondered. Decided somewhere in there I should randomly throw Adderall in my system, after she left I resigned to spending the day riding my knock off sybian and playing with myself various ways. I like days like today- everything is closed, everybody is doing things with their families, no work, no responsibility, no social obligations. Diddle myself all god damn day, days. Lightbulb, ever since Napsturbate I’ve wanted to continue the make-out assist while I ride my fuck machine- Tinder to the rescue, am I right? Everybody wants to watch a woman ride one in real life, and I’m the slutty Make-A-Wish Foundation. Swipe, swipe, swipe. Yesterday a cute dude my age hits me up send me his Sybian Star Trek fan fiction and I am over the moon he’s messaging me today too. *Note to self: he used the term fan fiction, find out what his fandom is and how deep the nerdy goes. Nerds are my jam, baby. Pro-tip: how someone talks to you online or in person, is pretty much how you can expect them to fuck you. Tone is as important as content. He’s funny, that’s the best sign. Funny dudes are better in bed- I cannot express this enough. How many times have I said this and it’s been true? Nearly every god damn time. I tell him I’m spending the day with bae (torn on naming the fuck machine Saddam Pussein, or Muammar Get-off-e… either way, needs a mustache,) in bed. He asks if I’d allow an audience, DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER! Of course, but you have to make-out with me; nobody get’s a free show. Throw him my phone number, he texts me, I send him my address. Now I need to hustle and clean up my house because he’s on the way right meow. Our online interaction was very, very brief but I had only considered we’d suck face while I had a big ol’ orgasm on my adult choo choo.

Amanda [MF] [LONG]

DISCLAIMER! THIS IS MY FIRST POST. I DO NOT THINK I’M A GREAT AUTHOR SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME.

At the time of this encounter I was younger just got my license. So that meant I got my first taste of being an adult. I drove this old 1979 Ford pick up truck. (which I love!) With that truck though I had to pay for gas, maintenence, any repairs, and rebuilding the thing because it needed some love. So what do I do get a job. In the town I live in there this really big water park that all the young kids in my area go to for employment. (for privacy I will not name this water park)….let me tell you it’s pretty big.

The Machine, Part 2: Twins [FFM][Twincest][Humiliation][Lactation][Fdom][Massive Cock]

[FFM][Twincest][Humiliation][Lactation][Fdom][Massive Cock]

Previously Established Characters:

Brad, the cum machine. 23. He is tall, muscular, handsome. He has a huge cock and produces massive cum loads. His personality is unexceptional.

Clarissa, the cum lover. She is short, petite, fit. Cream colored skin. Black hair, buzzcut. Face piercings and dark make up. Her personality is dominant and controlling. She has a cum fetish and she is attracted to men.

THE MACHINE, PART II: TWINS

Brad had been seeing Clarissa for a few months now. Their relationship wasn’t exclusive, and it was almost entirely sexual, despite the fact that they had never actually had sex. However, in recent weeks it was starting to develop into something more friendly. Initially, Clarissa had somewhat discouraged Brad to even talk to her, preferring to use him for his body. She refused to meet him anywhere outside her bedroom. Recently, however, she had been having full conversations with him, and had been inviting him to go on errands with her. She was always condescending, and often Brad got the distinct feeling that she was trying to train him in some way.

Fucked My Roommate’s Girlfriend [MFM]

Both of my roommates, Josh and Tom, have insanely hot girlfriends. How they landed these girls is something I will never understand. This particular encounter was with Tom’s girlfriend, Carley.

As I have mentioned in a previous post, I am an actor, and I am currently studying acting at my university. Anyone who works in the theater knows that you kind of get used to seeing people with their clothes off. With small dressing areas, and quick changes backstage, it’s unavoidable. You’re gonna see people naked. People are gonna see you naked. Carley also is in our theatre program. A few weeks ago, I had to stay late after a rehearsal to finish trying on a few costumes. I was changing out of my last costume when the dressing room door opened. It was Carley. I was in a pair of boxer briefs, and she immediately covered her eyes and said “I’m sorry! I was just coming in to get some hairspray. I didn’t think anyone was still in here.” I told her “Don’t worry about it! I’m not naked. I’ve got underwear on. Seriously it’s fine.” She slowly removed her hand from her face, looked at me, and we both laughed. “It’s not a big deal” I said.