[MF] I am a FLATSHIST (Flat tire Fetishist)

A lasting obsession and sins and blames.

I am middle-aged years old and I have a confession to make.

It is a very intimate part that accompanies me since I was a child. My first sexual experience, the horny one I felt, was no desire for any girl or boy. But it’s a long story of my own. And they are also part of my affective memories. It’s a half-long confession and I’d like to share it with everyone.

In my childhood years, five or six, I had an experience. One fine day I was in the afternoon after lunch watching television cartoons.

It was an episode of Huckleberry Hound, “Lion-hearted Huck”. The storyline is the Huckleberry Hound as a hunter wrestling with a lion in the woods. The very smart lion primes up from him and one of the tricks was this little scene. I had seen this drawing before and knew there was a scene I describe. Huckeberry Hound was driving a jeep and was looking for the lion. The lion is hidden behind a stone. Shows a package of nails. Seeing the jeep approaching, it dumps and spreads the nails over the path the jeep would pass. Then on that day I was seeing again and as I had seen other times but now knowing what was ahead something different came to mind and a sudden excitement took over me.

Valentine’s Day Gift 27[M] 18[F]; Riding Me on the Hood of a Car

It’s Valentine’s Day, which means that Zara is particularly horny and we agreed to hold off on sex and masturbation until that night. It was torture. Especially when I saw Zara wearing a tight black skirt which hugged her slender body, along with thigh high stockings. When we were walking around the mall she teased me by bending over and if it weren’t for our agreement/challenge and the people around I would have jumped her, ripped off the dress and ravaged her on the concrete.

Zara and I headed to the mall where we ended up in a department store and looking at the jewelry case. Yep, I knew where this was going. Zara was staring at this golden butterfly necklace with an emerald encrusted in the center. It was really pretty, and I could tell she wanted it. What I wanted was to have it bouncing in my face as she rode me later that night. To grasp her sweet flesh as it bounced over me. But I knew that Zara’s a submissive girl and wouldn’t go on top like that.

Girl[F]riend’s see through dress

A couple years ago my wife (19y/o girlfriend at the time) went to an outdoor ceremony/reception on very bright and sunny afternoon. I wasn’t a part so I didn’t attend, but she came by my apartment beforehand to hang out. When I walked her outside to leave I noticed the sunlight hitting her dress made the knee length sundress completely see through. It wasn’t just a peek at ass-curvature or thong lines, I could see easily see her full rounded ass and her entire thong disappearing into the crack of her ass. She’s extremely reserved and would never wear revealing clothing so if I had mentioned anything she surely would have changed. I knew there would be a lot of people at her event, including parents, and I figured I’d let them get a nice look at her perfect ass since it’ll probably never happen again …. and when she bent over to put her heels/purse in the car she might as well have pulled her dress up you could see everything so clearly.

It still turns me on to this day knowing I let her (unknowingly) show off to 100+ people

Valentines Day with my roommate [FF]

So picking up with my story with my roommate (first two on my profile) it was Valentines Day after we had been hooking up for a few months. I expected my roommate to be with her boyfriend for the day but for some reason she decided to stay with me. A couple days before she told me that she was taking me out for dinner and then we were gonna do stuff afterwards so I was game and rushed to grab a present for after dinner.

We went out to dinner and then afterwards we went back to our room. I thought it was just gonna be the usual. Makeout and fuck session but she said she had something to tell me. I had something to tell her too and if we were both admitting stuff I would feel more comfortable telling her. When we got back to our room she said she had a Valentines gift for me. She reached into a bag and pulled out a card and a necklace. On the card it said “E will you be my girlfriend?” I was confused since we were pretty much each others SOs, but then she clarified that she broke up with her boyfriend and the only thing she wanted inside her pussy from now on was my tongue and fingers. I smiled with glee and leaned over to put my tongue inside her mouth as a way to say yes.

My [M] first handjob ever. In a public indoor swimming pool.

English is not my native language. I try to write as good and without mistakes as I can.

First of all this happened nearly 9 years ago. I was fresh 18 and together with some of my friends I went to a big indoor Aqua Park. Already on the train we talked about how we want to pick up hot girls today but everyone of us knew deep inside that we are too shy for actions like that.

We got into the water and had fun together in a pool which simulated waves. We jumped into the pools and had more than one water battle, splashing each other full of water and diving each other. Then my friends told me that they were hungry and wanted to grab something to eat. I wasn’t hungry for myself and so I went to tower with the big waterslides. Upstairs you could choose between 5 different slides each one with a special effect. Of course this tower was very popular so I had to wait in a line. I waved my head and then I catched a girl with my eyes.

My first slut girlfriend. Part 1. Cesar.

First of all, tell them that this is 100% real. It was several years ago and both my girlfriend of that time and I were virgins. I hope you enjoy reading.

I was very young. I had a girlfriend of my age. We had almost 1 year together and we were both virgins. She always had her house alone leaving school. We were going to kiss passionately and she let me touch her nice ass. She was thin, small, pretty face, Latina with brown skin, had small but nice tits, and her cute, small and round ass. She wore a skirt (school uniform, schoolgirl literally). I loved going to her house and kissing, touching her nice ass and lying down on her bed and pretending to penetrate her with both clothes on.

She always wore lycra shorts (like playing volleyball) under her skirt. She did not play volleyball, she used them to avoid accidents. She at home let me put my hand under her skirt and touch her nice ass, or lift her skirt and admire her cute round ass for a few seconds.

The Promotion [MF] [Prost]

“A new day, a new office, and a big promotion,” said Jonathan Zander with a beaming smile. “I’ve earned this!”

It was the culmination of a decade of toil. After working so hard for the most prominent investment firm in the state, he had achieved something that had once seemed impossible. He started as an intern, getting people coffee, printing out presentations, and organizing meetings for low pay and no overtime. Now, he was a full-fledged executive director, complete with a yearly bonus, his own parking spot, and a private office.

It might not have been the biggest office in the building, but it was still a major step up from the cramped cubical he’d worked in as an intern. It had once belonged to his supervisor, who had mentored him for the past seven years. He had since retired and was instrumental in helping Jonathan get the promotion. The office had been empty for over a month, but he intended to make it distinctly his.

Raising the bar

Strip clubs are seedy dives, places where the stage is behind the bar, the customers are only allowed to look, and everyone seems a bit sad. My buddy Dave is a stripper connoisseur, and drags me along once in a while. I don’t have extra spending money, and I’m not enthused to pay too much for my drinks. Particularly in a bar where the women are off limits. It all feels like a tease, harder to get drunk, and impossible to get laid.

We are just out of college, on one of the ill-advised road trips that will turn into stories decades later. Dave has a strip club stop all planned out. I’m not excited, and angry Mike, the other guy on this trip, wants no part of it. Mike and Dave argue, it gets heated, and Mike stays in the hotel bar while Dave takes me on “an adventure.”

Our road trip has taken us out of state, and the clubs are different than Dave’s usual dens of syphilis and depression. The girls here are scorching hot, and they dance right in front of you. They drape a leg over your shoulder while you slip a bill in their garter or their waistband, and the over-muscled bouncer doesn’t bat an eye.

Bar Two [FM]

Strip clubs are seedy dives, places where the stage is behind the bar, the customers are only allowed to look, and everyone seems a bit sad. My buddy Dave is a stripper connoisseur, and he drags me along once in a while. I don’t have extra spending money, and I’m not enthused to pay too much for my drinks. Particularly in a bar where the women are off limits. It all feels like a tease, harder to get drunk, and impossible to get laid.

We are just out of college, on one of the ill-advised road trips that will turn into stories decades later. Dave has a strip club stop all planned out. I’m not excited, and angry Mike, the other guy on this trip, wants no part of it. Mike and Dave argue, it gets heated, and Mike stays in the hotel bar while Dave takes me on “an adventure.”

Our road trip has taken us out of state, and the clubs are different than Dave’s usual dens of syphilis and depression. The girls here are scorching hot, and they dance right in front of you. They drape a leg over your shoulder while you slip a bill in their garter or their waistband, and the over-muscled bouncer doesn’t bat an eye.

[MF] valentines dinner leads to first time anal play and wearing lingerie (long, first post)

So a little background, my girlfriend and I have been together for going on 3 years. She’s very fun and adventurous, not tall but not short, great shape and an amazing ass. I’m 6ft 4 and am in pretty great shape as well. For some time now we have tossed around the idea of lingerie and other sexy ideas. So last night seemed like a good opportunity to shoot my shot and give her a nice piece of lingerie.

Last night we celebrated valentines at my place. I made a nice dinner and we enjoyed a few cocktails. When she first arrived i was floored at her outfit. Her hair was up and she was wearing a very short dress, barely covering her ass. I was instantly getting turned on. We decided to exchange gifts right away. I’m not going to lie my heart was pounding and when she saw what I had gotten her, her face lit up and she said she loved it! She also had decided to order some for the occasion but didn’t ship in time but she did show me what she had ordered and I cannot wait for them to arrive!This set the tone for the rest of the evening and I could feel the sexual tension start to grow.