[FM] Started pubes shaving business. Redditor is my first customer.

I went on my local subreddit and posted an ad for a made up pubes grooming business that I’d just started. To a drunk me that seemed like the funniest prank ever. It amused me so much I went to bed in a fit of hysterics.

Next morning I woke up to 2 reddit notifications. One saying I was banned from the subreddit and another for a chat request from a “Auld_edjit32” (username changed)

Turns out he had taken my ad seriously and was so glad he’d neglected his nether regions for a while after a nasty brake-up. Now he gets to hire my services!

Now I was super nervous. I’d never shaved a testicle before. What if I accidentally cut him! That reminded me I didn’t even have a razor. I borrowed one of my next door neighbour, a sweet old octogenarian who asked for it to be returned without being rinsed off.

I clicked on AEs profile half expecting it to be blank but to my surprise he’d used his real porn account. There was a verification video of him writing his username on his cock, a photo of his passport and loads of sexy ASMR videos. I messaged him my address asking him to drop by that afternoon before proceeding to rub one out with his ‘protacol scraping asmr’ playing in the background.

Should I Stop Giving My Stepsister OnlyFans Advice? [M/F]

My stepsister—we’ll call her Bethany—asked for my advice on increasing her OnlyFans audience, and it’s starting to make me uncomfortable. I guess I am posting here because I want to make sure I’m not the only one who thinks this whole thing is getting weird.

It started out the other day, with Bethany awkwardly asking out of the blue if I’d heard of the site while we were watching TV in the living room and just browsing on our phones. I said yes, but said I wasn’t a bigtime user or anything like that. (Lie.)

She admitted to me that she had been using the site to make extra money and increase her confidence about her body. For some reason Bethany is convinced that all guys just want to jerk off to thicker women who look like the Kardashians. My stepsister is on the skinnier side, though if I am being completely objective, she’s very cute and body looks great.

Anyway, she asked me not to mention any of this to our parents (my dad, her mom) and I said of course. She said she wanted my help choosing outfits that could boost her engagement and earnings on the site. Bethany helps me with shopping and has even helped me pick clothes for dates, so this doesn’t seem like a weird request.

Gianna (Ch 2/8) “Masturbation and Blue Balls” (ASMR 3rd Person Story)

Hellllo everyone, check out Chapter 2 of my latest story… Goddess Gianna Punishes the Jehovah’s Witness. Chapter 2 official title is “Gianna Masturbates to a Boy’s Blue Balls”. Apparently Amazon Kindle did not like the title so it was released on Kindle as Gianna’s Cockteasing Ballbusting Adventures which is also just as accurate of a title. Check out the Amazon Kindle link below. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N7MEVEQ EXCERPT FROM CHAPTER 2 You just can’t put a pair of sore blue balls through a demanding ejaculation and expect it not to hurt a little. Nothing made Gianna’s pussy drip more than the thought of sending another “limper” home to blow his messy load all over himself, desperate to relieve himself of the tension she instilled in him. She really worked this particular boy up too. He simply could not deal with the sexual tension. She toyed with him all night long, occasionally throwing him some really provocative “fuck me” eyes from across the club. And, every so often, she’d find her way back to him, bend at the waist in front of him, and give his stiff cock some nice hard slaps with her tight ass. His cock stayed sprung up under the top button of his jeans all night long, dabbing his preppy dress shirt with stains of precum as his scrotum knotted up tighter and tighter and his balls turned blue as a tourniquet. He looked so funny to Gianna. She couldn’t help but giggle every time she looked back at him to see his hard cock bulging helplessly up out of the top of his tight blue jeans. She loved that he couldn’t do anything about it. He just had to live with the fact that there was no room for his cock inside his pants. He had to deal with it poking out and dripping under his shirt… all night long.

I [M] told my friend [F] that I’m sexually attracted to her

My friend (let’s call her Lex) and I have known each other for almost a decade now. We are both 24 and we went to university together and have been very close for the last 7-8 years. We share almost all our secrets and our comfort level is very high. We have never dated each other (or probably even thought of it) but I have always found her extremely hot and have banged her multiple times in my head.

I moved to another country to pursue higher education but always go back home once a year to see fam and friends. This happened when I last visited home, just before the pandemic.

Just a brief description of my friend: She’s average height with legs for days. She got very small tits (an A cup) but her ass, jeez, is a thing of beauty. Not very big but very juicy and peachy. That may be because she’s an athlete. Her face is very pretty too, especially her lips which are luscious af.

Now a little bit about me: Average build (a few abs showing) and a fair-sized junk. The thing that stands out about me is probably my jawline.

The Blue Viper Files Part 1 [Femdom] [MF] [Hypnosis] [BDSM]

**Chapter 1: Malen’kiy**

**Ben**

Ben made sure the door was locked before he sat down at his computer. Down the hall, he heard Betsy getting ready for bed. He didn’t want to open the files until he knew she was asleep, so he wasted some time checking his email and pretending to work as he told her he was going to do.

Unfortunately, work email had the exact opposite effect on Ben that the files would. Everything was labelled as urgent or immediate. They wanted him to respond tonight or before work in the morning. Even when he wasn’t at work, he was working these days. You couldn’t get a moment of peace anymore. He could just imagine his phone vibrating in his bedroom with texts and more emails before court the next day.

The stress of his job is what brought Ben to hypnosis in the first place. He started off with listening to ASMR videos to help him fall asleep at night. He heard a podcast talking about it, and when he checked it out, he immediately got the tingles that helped him zone out and fall asleep. Not long after a few hundred videos, he found that he preferred hypnosis roleplays. In the comments, people always talked about how this didn’t really trance them, but it made them feel tingles.

[F4F] Putting Her First [SFX] [New Years] [V-Card] [Real Talk] [Love Your Fire Baby] [EXTREME Cunnilingus] [Kissing] [Sensual Sex] [Analingus] [1 Spank] [Hard Tribbing] [Consent] [Cumming] [Don’t Be Afraid] [Drinking Cum] [I Love Sinning With You] [L-Bombs] [Who’s My Good Girl]

Hey! [HAPPY NEW YEARS](https://soundcloud.com/marsas-asmr/putting-her-first-mixdown/s-2yVZ0Tv3yFP)! I know I’m an asshole for not giving you the remaining Christmas audios, but I’ll do those later. New Year New Me LOL In this one I’m vulnerable, like really vulnerable. I was having a shit day and I needed to vent, hold something and just my feelings were everywhere LOL Hope you all like it~

?Question time! How was your first time? Let me know down below if you’re not scared to share ;)

I feel better for those who wanted to know if I was still sick. Thank you for all the “get better” wishes. Also don’t drink too much, because I wanna be the only one that’s drunk here haha I better get a upvote and a kiss ANNNND a Happy New Year, or else imma fuck the virgin outta you (HA imagine). Let me know if you guys like music and the added dimensions in this audio. I like to make it more live like for you!

UPDATE: Soundgasm did it to me again………. It hated this audio and chose not to upload it so SOUNDCLOUD HERE WE COME~! Sorry, just had to tell you.

Music:

New Sensations [F solo] [Cyberpunk] [Cyberware] [SciFi]

Neon lights blaze outside my window. Rain patters against the glass, muffling the ad jingles blaring on the street level below.

The whole place smells like garbage.

My small apartment room is crowded by the many take out boxes and strewn clothes all over the floor. I need to clean. I add another meal to the collection, stretching out on the synth leather sofa. It wasn’t cheap, but it’s certainly not a great piece of furniture.

The leather groans under me as I sink deeper into it, watching the same ads play over and over on the television. Same “organic” foods and sex rigs. I’ve tried them all. Most aren’t worth the money.

After awhile, I find myself tracing the joints between my real skin on the cyber prosthesis I just got. It cost both halves of my head, but I’d been saving for months to buy it. My ‘ganic arm was dead numb and I was losing all the dexterity in my fingers. But not anymore.

Flexing my new hand and fingers, it still amazes me how well they can replicate the touch in human skin. My hand is so incredibly sensitive, I can feel even the microscopic changes in surface textures. Doc said it should dull back down after away once my system learns to adjust.

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Losing It – Part 1 [F/F][Futa][Bullying]

**﴾Content: Intersex/Futanari, Bullying, Prostitution, Domination, Oral, Penetration, Big Dick, Virgin, 18+﴿**

^(﴾hi, everyone. this is my first reddit post, so i’m sorry if any of the formatting/tagging is off. i’m trying out a new dirty/informal writing style here, and feedback is much appreciated. thanks!﴿)

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Here’s the thing: I’m hot as *fuck*. I know it, and—more importantly—so does everyone else. I’ve got an ass you can bounce quarters off, a tiny waist, and tits that make shopping for bras an absolute nightmare. My cock is thick, and my pelvic floor could juice a grapefruit. People want to fuck me, and honestly? I don’t blame them. Wanting to fuck me is an objectively correct biological response. I scream, “*Fantastic lay!*” on the genetic level.

Of course, I’ve put a lot of work into being me, and I expect a return on that investment. It’s an arrangement that people seem to naturally understand. After all, no one approaches a goddess without a proper offering. Usual tributes involve gifts, shopping, favors, lavish dinners, and generally kissing the ground on which I walk. I can’t say that doesn’t work for me, but this was the first time I’d ever considered an offer of more *direct* compensation.