(NSFW) Eating out [m]y g[f] goes horrifyingly hilarious (long)

So this is more of a funny story then anything else but worth telling. If you're good friends with me you've heard the story in real life at least once.

In high school I dated this girl named May. May was tall, just a few inches below my then 6'0" lanky dork build. Small breasts, skinny, long blonde hair that had a little curl to it. Great smile. Now, May's parents were unique. As soon as we started dating (sophomore year, we were 16), her mom offered the pill. Her mom encouraged May's sex life in a healthy way and we had loads of sex for the two years we dated. About a year into our relationship, we were cuddling and watching a movie in her bed when her mom poked her head in the door.

"May, we're going to a movie. Be back in a couple hours. You and John have the house to yourselves," she said. As always I was taken aback by her nonchalant attitude towards me banging her daughter (my parents were much stricter). A few minutes later we heard the front door close and their car pull out of the driveway.

Whoa, thing’s escalated quickly! (m/ffff) 100% real and true story!

So this actually totally happened. First I gonna describe myself: I am 26 years old, 1,84m tall (I'm German, so I don't do inches), short blond-reddish hair, healthy condition, but nothing spectacular. Normally my cock is 17 cm long, but since I write in this subreddit, it's of course at least 25 cm. I could literally knock you out with my cock because I am such a manly… man… or something like that.

So last week I walked over the campus to the grocery store and saw this Asian girl, probably Chinese. She was a stunner. Beautiful face, perfect skin, amazing ass, obviously working out on a regular basis and perky breasts. A little bit like Alina Li with a little bit bigger boobs. Her style and her way of moving looked somehow Western, so I guessed that she was raised in Germany or the Netherlands (I am studying in the Netherlands, close to the German border).

So I did what every guy would want to do but only a few guys dare to do. I went to her and said:

"Hi."

"Hi?!"

Lunch Break (F)un Part 2 (M)

Sooo I’ve wanted to write part 2 to this story all weekend, but due to the Easter break and being with family I haven’t gotten the chance until today.

Anyway if you want to catch up on Part 1, just click here. http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/31bg0f/lunch_break_fun/

After a ridiculously hard orgasm from me devouring Kay’s cunt, with glazed eyes and satisfied look she says thank you to me. She immediately reaches out and grabs my already stiff cock through my pants. Her face changes instantly from glazed & satisfied to hungry & animalistic. She unbuckles my belt and pulled my pants down as I lift my butt off the seat a bit to help her out. It’s been a couple of months since we have hooked up and she lets that be known by saying “Fuck, I forgot how big you are!” before trying to take all of me in her mouth.

Vegas club (m/f)

So many damn good stories over the years, many long forgotten. I'll try to post some as the mood hits me. Many involve my wife. So many more involve others.

My wife is hot as fuck. She has a dime body and a face that demands attention. 5-6, 110, amazing ass and small, yet perfect, tits. She is actually more beautiful than hot. But when I get her to dress sexy, she gets way more attention than she is comfortable with. Especially when I have her wear a mini-skirt so short that her ass, although super tight, hangs out for all to see. I'm attractive myself, 6'2, slim-athletic build, six pack, a very handsome face, or so I am told. Still, I always feel like I am out of my league with this amazing girl, a perfect 10 with a brain to match. She is pretty damn shy and hasn't had another guy's hands on her for years, until a brief moment on this night.

My wife and I have a third join in (MFF)

Heidi is an old friend. My wife Tash has always thought she is cute. We've known her since she was in high school but now she is 20.

I randomly contact Heidi after seeing a post of hers on Facebook. Hadn't spoken to her in over 6 months but had liked stuff she posted. You know…typical Facebook friends.

Anyway, we get chatting and she brings up being queer. Last I heard she was living with a boyfriend up the coast. I mention my wife is bi and we have had a threesome once before. We talk for ages and I tell her we've always thought she's sexy. Curvy as. Nice breasts. C size. Tattoo under her bust.

She eventually says she wants to have sex with Tash and I. I'm ok with this and Tash is excited.

She comes over at 8 pm and Tash has gotten two bottles of wine, and put out a plate of food. We watch TV and talk. Tash is nervous but I brush up against Heidi. I encourage Tash to hug Heidi. They cuddle and I feel myself getting a little hard. Then I tell Tash to do something. Heidi just grabs her and starts kissing her hard. Tash looks at me and that means to the bedroom.

I [M] went down on therapist [F] and now I have to find another therapist – cool and not cool

I love oral. It's what I fantasize about. I've had oral with all women I've had relations with except 2 – one stopped me when my tongue went inside and not just on the clit.

OK – so I have no sexual relationship with my wife. I've masturbated since I was 5. I grew up in Mormon-ville with guilt. I pleasured myself in all kinds of places I shouldn't. I have OCD (never really knew it until recently), anxiety disorder, and possibly (testing underway) for manic-depressive tendencies. My job sucks. My sex life sucks. I spank at least once a day, mostly twice. I fantasize about going down on men – just once (I've actually gone down twice – once on a dare where it was a one-second thing, and another when someone was talking deep throat and I kind of found this secondary friend mildly attractive, and I deep throated for about 3 seconds, gagged, and he laughed and said that's enough. We later helped each other out a bit.)

OK – so I'm a head case. Over 20 years I've been through actual therapy twice. The first one was too embarrassing and discovery of maturity. The second i git serious but couldn't really come clean, and then said more of what I wanted to.

College tailgates are fun! [F/M]

In college, my girl friends and I had a tailgating ritual for warm-weather football games: we’d curl our hair, put on our best sundresses and cowboy boots, then walk tailgate-to-tailgate to see who’d let us drink for free.

One night game, we sauntered past a group of townies. It was a nice mix of guys and girls, with ages all over the place. They lured us in with fireball shots and drunk jenga.

After about an hour, we were plastered. One of the younger guys, Trevor, had me on his lap. He was pure country goodness: big, cocky, with huge, rough hands that were all over my body. We were making out hard.

“You taste like cinnamon,” he growled.

“Well you taste like cheap beer.” I giggled. “I wonder what the rest of you tastes like…”

He smacked my ass and gripped it hard. “Want to find out?”

I laughed again. “I’m not gonna blow you right here, baby.” We were in the center of the tailgate, right next to a group playing flip cup.

How a mutual love of cookies led to my affair (27M + 21F)(military)

This is the story about one of the most passionate and intense relationships of my life. Easily the most memorable and pleasurable experiences I'll ever have. Unfortunately it ended in disaster and almost brought our marriages to the bitter end in the process. Yes, I cheated and so did she. If you have a moral conflict that is okay with me, just dont read this story.

This is part 1

I had been in California for less than a year. Having recently relocated from Camp Lejeune in North Carolina to San Diego I wasn't prepared for the endless droves of beautiful women that seemed to be at every corner. Being Marine Corps Infantry for 8 years the closet interaction with females was usually in porn stashed on my computer, but here I was, in college none the less. It was like a kid in a candy store.

A little background on myself. I'm that guy. The extremely tall one with the apparent muscles. I'm good looking and possess the wit and vocab to swoon most girls. 27 years old, Tall, dark and handsome and endowed with a 8" dick. I am the alpha, bull, HNIC or whatever you want to call it. My Achille's heel? I got married to the wrong damn woman.

Sex at the business conference (long)

Hello GW Stories, first time posting here! This happened about 5 years ago, and to this day is the hottest sexual experience in my existence.

A coworker and I were on a business trip to attend a conference with people within our company from around the US. It was a five day conference that was supposed to be quick and easy. So we meet up and go to our first day, and that’s when I saw her. This sexy, gorgeous blonde haired woman was about 5’10” and just smoking hot all the way around. We locked eyes as soon as we saw each other. Throughout the day, we had the usual meet and greets and talking about our experiences within the company at our respective locations. A few of us decided to go out for drinks that night. Myself and my coworker, along with the girl (we’ll call her Heather) and her coworker, and a few others. We ate dinner and started to drink through happy hour and into the evening. My coworker had told me that Heather was staring at me all night and wouldn’t stop looking at me. I’m naïve when it comes to women, so I brushed it off, thinking nothing of it. The next day Heather told us she had a lot of fun and wanted to know if we wanted to go out again. Seeing as how the company was paying for meals, why not, let’s do it. Throughout the day I caught myself staring at Heather and would catch her looking at me, I started to notice how much we were looking at each other. About halfway through the day, I pulled her friend aside and asked if she was seeing anyone and what her story was. She told me that Heather had been single for about 3 months and was here to have some fun. Good news for me, I thought to myself. Her friend had told me that Heather had mentioned to her that she thought I was very attractive, and she wanted to “jump my bones” while we were at dinner the previous night. From that moment, I knew I had to have her.

University Escapades – That time I [20M] met my FWB [20F] for the first time.

Preamble: I've created this throwaway with one goal – pleasing everyone on gone wild stories! I've lurked for quite a while and figured now is the time to give back. A little bit about me: I'm an under-30 year old male with a penchant for writing and a University degree from a well known school (this is particularly relevant). These are my true experiences and stories from my youth. They range from the absurd to the amazing to the shocking… and everywhere in between. Enjoy!


In my second year of University I was fortunate enough to be elected to a Student Council position, and at the time, I had no idea that this would help get me laid. In fact, I was pretty sure it may have the opposite effect… but the story continues.

A little backstory about myself – I've got a medium build, nice mediterranean features (dark hair and eyes) and broad shoulders. I'm well traveled, very easy to get along with, and I've always gone out of my way to help my friends. It's no surprise that during my University career, I had no issues finding good looking and well adjusted girls to spend time/hookup with.