My poor friend. I work with him and he went through a rough breakup. Anyway, after a few months, I told him he has to get back out there. I could see his confidence had seen better days. I had to do something productive.
In steps my friend, Erin. She met after work one day and said he was rather handsome. He had zero idea. So, I made she sure DM’d him, and before I knew it, they’re talking loads.
I joked I would stay out of it but secretly hoped they’d have fun. They both seemed a little shy and maybe it’d cancel things out.
After two weeks of talking, one day, he says he and Erin spent the night together. I felt like such a good wingwoman. I didn’t ask specific details, until he randomly came out with, “I did anal for the first time.”
I nearly spat my drink out. Erin was NOT the friend who I’d imagine doing anal. It came out of nowhere. We’ve spoken everything sexual and I knew she’d never had a dick between her cheeks.
The brief silence and random facial expressions from me resulted in a, “I owe you until the end of time.”