Disclaimer: This will likely be a shorter story than my previous posts here, but I hope it is enjoyed none the less.
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Last night I decided I didn’t want to stay home to watch the ball drop like usual. I was feeling a bit horny and while I didn’t expect anything, being at home alone wasn’t increasing my chances of getting laid.
I headed to a bar down the road where they were hosting a New Year’s Bash. I knew there would be some drunk girls there and thought that I’d have a decent chance being 5′-11″, ~200 lbs, blue eyes and nicely cut brown hair. I like to think I am fairly attractive at least.
I get to the bar and take a seat ordering a shot of Jack. Boring, I know. I down it and order another on the rocks to sip on while I peruse. There are tons of gorgeous women there from blondes to red heads and brunettes.
I talk to a few of them and even get a few numbers. All in all, the evening was going pretty well. I ordered more drinks and before long, I really had to pee (and was feeling really buzzed).