[MF] The Mature Assistant

Recent lurker but it’s time for me to contribute with my first reddit ever post. I apologized in advance for the vagueness and length.

This is very true and was about 2 years ago. I was 26 and just getting settled in my new job. In the office we had a vacant desk yet to be filled, my assistant and the boss. It was positioned in a way that if you wanted to see the boss, you have to come through either me or my assistant. It usually takes a while for me to be completely comfortable with a new staff, I normally hold back some of my personality just to gauge the environment such as what jokes I can get away with. Which leads to my assistant.

I fucked the law, and I won. [FM]

Mr. Clean vs The Succubus

I got all dolled up tonight (RE: hair and makeup, literally nothing else because I dress like a bag lady,) and my lady-date cancelled on me last minute. What do? Fuck it, I’m gonna weasel my way into hangout time at the house I have to run an errand to. Oh, you have company? Cool, I’mma sit down next to them and we’re gonna be buddies. You’re welcome. We’re discussing the finer points of DMT, LSD, etc., while surfing YouTube, when I get hit up by someone on Plenty of Fish saying he read my blog and wants to get to know me better. Cursory check of the profile, he’s in law enforcement… interesting… then I notice in his profile he mentions something to the effect of “if you’ve ever said Fuck The Police, here’s your chance.” Sold. Cops with a sense of humor? Send ’em my way… please don’t look in my purse. I have big plans for him. Not an hour after I sent my last message to him and it has gone without reply, I get a notification from MeetMe that I have a message. Oh, what’s this tall drink of water want with me? He also read my blog, and complimented my writing ability. Thanks handsome, tell me more about what you like about me! I thought I lost him when he said to have a good night- no, please don’t go! You didn’t send me a dick pic or ask to see my tits, I’m interested! We exchange some pleasantries, and laugh about how MeetMe is basically a zoo but all the animals are on or selling meth. Then he tells me he’s a former local cop. WAIT. FULL STOP.

[MF] Fun New Furniture

The missus and I got a Liberator ramp/wedge combo and got to break it in not too long ago. It was a lot of fun getting to try all of the suggested positions and find what worked for us. However this is a different story. More recently, we did something with the new furniture that neither of us had planned or even anticipated.

After getting to try out the wedge/ramp only days earlier, we were looking forward to getting to fully utilize it so when the time came we quickly stripped down and positions ourselves. As I am incredibly fond of giving her oral, I was ready to lay her down with her knees arched and press my lips around her clit. The missus had other plans.

She pushed my back against the ramp, my head on the upper edge. She slid the wedge under my knees. My ass was on the ground between the two pieces and my wife took my cock in her hand and began to massage it. As she stroked, her grip tight and her pace slow, her lips kissed my inner thigh. A twinge of pain hit as her teeth dug in occasionally. My dick became ever more erect as her cheek and her hair brushed against my shaft, her mouth avoiding it completely.

Meeting an older guy in a bar [FM]

It’s been a lot of fun thinking back on some of my “wild” experiences and feeling the way I felt back when they happened. I’m so glad you all have liked reading what I’ve posted so far. Here’s one I was remembering recently that got me pretty turned on. This is a long one… Hope you enjoy!

I’m the kind of person who has basically never been single. I know it doesn’t say the greatest thing about me, but I have pretty much always gone from one relationship immediately into the next. Since I was like 13. That means several of the relationships I got into were much more about not being alone than they were about my interest in the other person.

When I was in my early 20s, my boyfriend was one of these guys – I was just filling time with him until the next relationship. We’d been seeing each other for a month or so when we went out to a club with a bunch of people that I worked with. After we all got a little buzzed, one of the girls we were out with started getting really flirty with me. We ended up kissing a little bit – nothing too hot ‘n heavy. It was more about getting the reaction out of everyone else than us really hooking up with each other.

[MF] A Liberating Fantasy [Late 20s]

As the missus and I will be having a busy week, I thought Id post this story a little early. Don’t worry though, Ill make sure to have something up next week too.

The missus and I bought a Liberator ramp/wedge combo recently and got to break it in. It was a lot of fun getting to try all of the suggested positions and find what worked for us. However, this is a different story. Just the other day in fact, we did something with the new furniture that neither of us had planned or even anticipated.

The missus and I have a pretty busy life, so when an opening finally gave us the time needed to fully utilize the ramp, we were ecstatic. With the hour at hand, we quickly stripped down and positioned the ramp as needed for the first postion we initially discussed wanting to try. As I am incredibly fond of giving her oral, I was ready to lay her down with her knees arched and press my lips all around her lower half. The missus had other plans.

[MFMF] [Group] Unexpected Cruise Adventure

**all names changed for sake of privacy**

Longtime lurker here without a whole lot of titillating personal experiences myself. But there was this one time…. Always wanted to share here, but never could be bothered to write it all down. I guess we can thank winter weather and airport delays for finally making this happen:

The story takes place during my final year of medical school. For those who aren’t familiar with the American Med School system, typically our first two years are classroom based, the third year consists of vigorous and brutal clinical rotations, and the fourth year, with the exception of a few mandatory rotations, is largely a choose-your-own-adventure story to allow students to prepare for their specific residencies. After getting ¾ of the way through med school, though, you can bet more than a few students use this renewed freedom to live a “normal” life for a bit again, whatever that means.

She squirted in my mouth [FM] [Oral] [Squirter]

This will be shorter than my usual but very sweet.

For those that have read some of my previous posts you will come to realise im all about the oral. The smell and taste or a dripping wet pussy is my all time favourite sensory experience. I would argue i get more pleasure from this than achieving orgasm myself.

So – about 3 or 4 nights ago my SO Em (f28) and M(29)e were feeling up for some fun before bed – usually this begins with the hornier of the two initiating some kissing which leads to her heading straight for my hardening dick with her hands and it goes from there. There was a small row of fairy lights on the end of the bed providing some ‘mood lighting’.

Em had come to bed in a small blue lacey pair of panties and no bra. I wasted no time in sticking two fingers into her mouth, ensuring she soaks them with her saliva. In proceed to move my hand between the crotch and inner thigh of her underwear and find her tight little snatch. I use my moist fingers to trace up her pussy and feel for her sweet little clit. Her lips are already damp so i use this – combined with with her own spit – to saturate her clitoris.

The Bartender (Short) [FF, oral]

(Hi, I’m new and I’ll be writing quick one-shot stories to brush up on some erotica writing skills. I’m going to attempt to write regularly. Thanks for checking it out!)

The first time I saw her she had been leaning over the top of a bar, ample breasts spilling out of a low cut tight fitting t-shirt and ass peeking from the bottoms of jean shorts that were small enough to be illegal to wear in public in some states. She was a curvy woman with thick lips and long wavy brown hair with blonde streaked through it. Her face was laden with too much makeup and smokey eye. Every man that came to that bar wanted to get into her pants and she knew it and made tips to prove it.

I had made a bet with a friend that night that, in spite of her plethora of advances, I’d be the one that got to fuck her. That of all the men whose cocks ached, it would be a pussy that would take her. Of course my friend thought I was full of shit, but I’d try anyway.

[fm/ff] Wild Roses pt. 6: The Huntress [oral]

Autumn sniffed the air. From the blood and the sweat, she thought to find a fresh elk kill not far upwind, and dropping down through the branches, she stalked off in search of it. Fresh kills brought wolves, or even curious deer, and any of that would make for a fine catch.

Before cresting the ridge that kept the kill out of sight, she adjusted her hunting leathers; making sure her armguard was secure, adjusting her chestguard, even checking the lacing on her boots. After satisfying herself that everything was in order, she stuck her hunting knife in her belt, straightened her green linen tunic, and drew an arrow from her quiver. Blowing a lock of brown hair from her sky blue eyes, she crested the ridge with an arrow nocked, ready to draw.

What she spotted instead of a flock of wolves at feast was a hunter dressing his kill by the small stream at the bottom of the small hill, and with a disappointed sigh she returned the arrow to its quiver and slung the bow, making her way quickly down the slope. At the bottom, she hailed the hunter, trying to figure out how she might get something out of this happenstance after all.