The weirdest and funniest requests I get on reddit [F]

First I apologize for my poor English, it is not my first language and I live in Asia at the moment

I do not often get to check the reddit chat and there are sometimes 10000s of requests, I try to answer all when I have time, but sometimes I come across such requests that make me laugh or make my hair stand on end. In this post I want to tell you about the most amusing queries. But before I do, I want to clarify something. Yes I have a very high sex drive, yes I love sex very much.

Yes I’m married but that doesn’t stop me from having sex with other guys and girls, but for some reason a lot of people think it’s enough to text me like: “Hey Hey, I wanna fuck you right now” and I’ll kinda leave everything and rush to the other end of the world just to satisfy his desire. Are you serious? I don’t fuck everyone around me! I only have sex with people I like and am interested in.

And now I’ll tell you about the funniest requests.

The Agreement – Part 2 [MF 30s] [D/s] [vaginal sex] [anal]

*I posted part 1 here a while ago and will add a link if I can work out how…*

He pulled back from her slightly and looked down at her still on her knees. His mouth curled up at the corners as if he was trying to suppress a wide dirty grin. He’s definitely enjoying this as much as I am she thought.

‘Let’s see if you have been keeping up with your training. Go over to the sofa and present yourself for inspection.’

This had been the other part of the agreement. Not only was he able to call on her to…serve him at anytime without notice, but there were two rules she had to follow:

1. She had to wear the buttplug he had got her everyday so that, in his words, ‘her holes were stretched and ready for him to use at all times’
2. She was not to shave the hair around her pussy

The Star [MF] [Fiction] [Short]

“Do you notice anything different?” Stella asked James.

He tried to look closely at her sitting across from him at the little table outside of the cafe. He could never get past her eyes without getting lost, though. Her blue eyes gleamed brightly and seemed to see right through him. It had been so long since they had seen each other, and he had forgotten how strong her gravitational pull on him was. Like the sun to a planet, he knew he would eventually crash and be destroyed by her.

“You look beautiful as you always do,” James replied, awkwardly looking down at his food. He struggled with the power she had over him and felt inadequate. It wasn’t always this way, but things have changed.

“You haven’t even noticed?! Look, I had it fixed!” she exclaimed as she smiled and tapped her two top front teeth.

“Oh. You lost the gap. That’s good, I guess.” James responded flatly.

“I thought you’d like it,” Stella frowned. “Why can’t you be happy for me fixing a flaw? I feel so much more confident.”

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Categorized as Erotica

That Time I Died and Ended Up in an Afterlife Full of Horny Fantasy Women: Chapter 1

Here I was in a beautiful classroom with a high-vaulted ceiling and numerous ornate carvings in the wood. I was seated at a comfortable and large desk with a magic pen that never ran out of ink and a mystical notebook that I could lock so that nobody but me could open it. There was no need for a backpack because I had an extradimensional pocket that I could store things in and retrieve with a thought. I was surrounded by a veritable ocean of women with a variety of both mundane and exotic appearances, but all sharing the common traits of being absolutely gorgeous and either amazingly busty or perfectly flat as a board.

They were in uniform, as this was one of those kinds of academies, but the outfits seemed like they were designed by someone like me. Probably the least objectionable piece of these eutopic uniforms was the belt worn around their waist which made the white blazers with gold trim and milky pink blouses more form fitting. These latter two items, by the way, were tailored specifically to show off cleavage with a criminally low neckline that often went below the breasts.

[M]y ex [F] sucked me off while we were driving on the highway

My ex (24 F) sucked my (23 M at the time) dick while we were driving on the highway to attend our friends marriage in 2019. We both lived with roomates at the time and couldn’t really have alone time often cause we wouldn’t have any place to do it. So we had a lot of pent up sexual tension.

I always grabbed her thigh while driving and she was looking super hot in the dress she wore that day. I started squeezing her thighs and slowly moved my hands caressing her inner thigh and got my hands over her panties. We kiss for a bit then she got her hands on my pants, rubbing my dick over them. Next thing you know my pants are pulled down, hanging on the end of my feet and she got her pretty little face going down on me. (we live in Conservative country so all this is super risky and we could get into big trouble if we got caught). I was ecstatic but also trying my best to focus on the road.

[Group] Gangbanged at a campus party

I (19F) had a breakup two weeks ago, my boyfriend dumped me for a fat girl. She was “better” than me in bed he said.
I was at a campus party with a lot of friends, then my ex showed up with his fat girlfriend. I drank more than I should but that is not listed as an excuse. I did everything fully knowing what I was doing and now I am so ashamed.

I let two men strip me in front of anyone and everyone. I then let them lay down a blanket and fuck me on the floor with the party going on all around us. After the two of them both came inside me (something I’d never done before except anally a few times). Then another really hot man started kissing me, soon another and the first one stuck his cock in my mouth the other started fucking me. The one in my mouth was about to cum and pulled out and shot on my tits, the other came in me. Through the night most guys took multiple turns, but I let 11 different guys fuck me, and at least 10 use my mouth.

Tale of Two Friends: Part 9 [ff] [college] [caught] [fff]

The first semester of our sophomore year was getting close to ending. More than once since we’d had talked Sarah, Emma, Kate, and I had gone to a lesbian bar that let minors in once a month to let Kate feel safe while she experimented. To our surprise Emma had also decided to experiment and flirted back with some of the girls that hit on us. While Sarah and I were okay bring a third woman into our open relationship neither of us had done so. This was probably because we both were satisfied by each other and our plaything Jon.

Kate had gone on her first date with a girl. They didn’t have a second but she was starting to flirt more with other woman. As part of Emma’s experimenting she had had two one night stands with two different girls she’d met. Emma was never really a emotion relationship person but she did enjoy sex so this didn’t come as that much of a surprise. Emma expressed that certain parts of sex with women was better but dildos couldnt replace a real dick. This made Kate much more comfortable with her side of experimenting and now she had a second date scheduled with a different girl and we had all supported her.

GF (19) got a job interview.

/> Was sharing an apartment with gf in college. She was a really cute/pretty brunette girl with glasses. She was slim, but not too skinny and had a surprisingly nice butt.

She was a bit nerdy and while she wasn’t an introvert she definitely tended towards the shy side.

Anyway, one time she got a job interview at an office for a local fashion company downtown by the college.

She did her makeup and dressed up in a professional women’s dress for the interview. I dropped her off and waited outside the building.

She came back only a few minutes later and I asked her what happened.

She said they told that her outfit was awful and her dress “stifled” them. They told her to go take it off and come back in an hour not wearing a “costume”.

Personally we both thought there was absolutely nothing wrong with her dress.

And we joked “What do they mean come back without a costume on? If regular clothes are a costume do they want you to go in your underwear?”

I parked the car and we got coffee while she debated what to do and whether she even wanted to go back to the interview.

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Categorized as Erotica

(32)[F] – (22)[M] Intern at work – The Punishment

Apologies (again) for the long delay between the posts!

These are the continuation of the events that happened more than a couple of months ago.

This picks up from where the previous part left off. You can read Part 42 [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/10vwyhr/32f_22m_intern_at_work_sunday_funday/)

**Part 43 is below**

I just laid there on the bed with my wrists and ankles cuffed to the spreader bar; blindfolded and with a vibrator in my pussy and a big dildo in my asshole. The only sounds in the room were the soft, slow vibrations of the nipple clamps. I started to relax, enjoying those slow vibrations.

As the seconds ticked by, I wondered where my hubby had disappeared off. I thought I heard some distant clattering noises, but I could not focus on the source due to my state of extreme arousal. After what felt like an eternity I finally heard the sound of the door being opened. My senses were on full alert, eagerly waiting to see what my hubby would do next.  

30 [M] manipulated and used by a chavy bratty girl for her own pleasure

Hey! I’m a 30 year old handsome, funny and fit guy. I have a good job and travel a lot for my job. I workout and have a nice apartment.

My crush is 23, a bit bimbo/Chav looks, and thick. Big fat ass and a beautiful face.

We matched on tinder and talk on and off and eventually it faded away. Until not so long ago we started talking again on social media. We went on two dates and I complimented her with dinner and so on.

The dates ended without hooking up. One day i was just relaxing in my apartment as she called me. She was passing by from the gym, and wanted to come up and see my place.

She walked in a bit sweaty wearing some tight gymshorts and a top.
She was impressed by the place and seemed horny as she sat on the couch and asked if i could help her out of the shoes. I pulled them off as she placed her foot on my head, and slid her toe inside my mouth. Without hesitation i started sucking her toe, and went on to licking and kissing her all the way from her foot up the inner thighs. I was thrilled, thinking about that girl for so long. I kissed my way all the way from the inner thighs to her crotch and ate her pussy from outside her shorts.