[timestop, other tags] Jake’s Magic Remote, Part VI – Shenanigans

Does anyone mind if I drop the string of tags now? Eventually there will be some FF as well I think.

Jake walked into the steakhouse with his favorite two women close behind him. It looked like a pretty fun place, with a real “barbeque in a cabin” sort of feel. There were snowshoes and animal skins and road signs and all sorts of other crazy crap up on the walls, and the Hostess put a cup full of crayons on the table as she seated them. Petra grinned and immediately got to work drawing on the brown paper that was draped over the booth’s table.
Sarah sat next to Jake and opposite their daughter, engrossing herself in the menu. Jake was a little worried about her; ever since he’d brainwashed her into sex Thursday night, she’d been affectionate enough but a little cold, like she wanted to avoid it happening again. It was a little troubling to have your own wife seem like she was upset about wanting sex, but then given the way she’d cooled down about it the last couple years it was not that surprising either.
Jake decided to put it out of his mind and enjoy the dinner. The menu looked pretty great, and none of the prices were too awful. He glanced over at the table, where Petra was busy drawing a very attractive woman’s ass. “Already know what you’re going to order, Pet?” he asked her.
Petra smiled at him. Goddamn, she had a pretty smile. And she’d done her hair up in pigtails, which along with the skirt and high socks she wore gave her an adorable schoolgirl look. “Yes Daddy,” she said. “I’m having the Rib sampler.”
Jake nodded. “That looks pretty good. I think I’ll stick with the steak, though.” Read more »

[F]inding myself at college (MF).

I've been writing in my own diaries for years now but never thought of sharing my experiences with anyone until now. Im new so bare with me as I work out the kinks.

To briefly introduce myself I am currently 26 years old, I'm 5'3, petite, brunette and have blue eyes. I was born into a wealthy family where my dad was always working or traveling with clients. My mom never worked a day in her life and spent her days out with friends doing pretty much whatever she wanted. Most of the time it was just my older sister Jen, me, and our housemaid Carla. We didn't get along with our dad, so we were raised by my mom and the hippie housemaid Carla. Im not unhappy about the way we were raised and I think it helped me be who I am today. Anyways into my life..

Despite my slacking off my senior year of high school, I ended up getting into a very nice college. In high school I had only had two boyfriends over the duration but ended things before going to college. Read more »

The day I [M] ran into Amy [F] the nurse at the hospital.

This is my first attempt at writing, sorry if it's long.

I first met Amy (names changed for obvious reasons) when she wandered into the bar I work at one weekend last summer. She was out with some girl friends, and dressed to kill in a little black dress and heels. The dress clung to her body and showed off her petite frame, small breasts and small tight ass incredibly well. Even though she was wearing heels she was still maybe only 5'4".

Since a gorgeous, tiny, brunette is exactly my type, I made it a point to talk to her and flirt with her more than I would any other girl that came in. We talked and flirted more as the night went on, but then her friends dragged her away to another bar.

Much to my surprise, she came back in sporadically over next few months. Although dressed much more conservatively she still looked incredibly hot. We flirted and talked, and got to know each other more and more each time she came in. I found out she worked at one of the local hospitals. On her way out that night, she gave me a huge hug, pressing her little body into mine, kissed me on the cheek and ran out the door. I'm not sure if her schedule changed or what happened, but she didn't come into the bar after that. Read more »

(NSFW) Eating out [m]y g[f] goes horrifyingly hilarious (long)

So this is more of a funny story then anything else but worth telling. If you're good friends with me you've heard the story in real life at least once.

In high school I dated this girl named May. May was tall, just a few inches below my then 6'0" lanky dork build. Small breasts, skinny, long blonde hair that had a little curl to it. Great smile. Now, May's parents were unique. As soon as we started dating (sophomore year, we were 16), her mom offered the pill. Her mom encouraged May's sex life in a healthy way and we had loads of sex for the two years we dated. About a year into our relationship, we were cuddling and watching a movie in her bed when her mom poked her head in the door.

"May, we're going to a movie. Be back in a couple hours. You and John have the house to yourselves," she said. As always I was taken aback by her nonchalant attitude towards me banging her daughter (my parents were much stricter). A few minutes later we heard the front door close and their car pull out of the driveway. Read more »

Whoa, thing’s escalated quickly! (m/ffff) 100% real and true story!

So this actually totally happened. First I gonna describe myself: I am 26 years old, 1,84m tall (I'm German, so I don't do inches), short blond-reddish hair, healthy condition, but nothing spectacular. Normally my cock is 17 cm long, but since I write in this subreddit, it's of course at least 25 cm. I could literally knock you out with my cock because I am such a manly… man… or something like that.

So last week I walked over the campus to the grocery store and saw this Asian girl, probably Chinese. She was a stunner. Beautiful face, perfect skin, amazing ass, obviously working out on a regular basis and perky breasts. A little bit like Alina Li with a little bit bigger boobs. Her style and her way of moving looked somehow Western, so I guessed that she was raised in Germany or the Netherlands (I am studying in the Netherlands, close to the German border).

So I did what every guy would want to do but only a few guys dare to do. I went to her and said:

"Hi."

"Hi?!" Read more »

Lunch Break (F)un Part 2 (M)

Sooo I’ve wanted to write part 2 to this story all weekend, but due to the Easter break and being with family I haven’t gotten the chance until today.

Anyway if you want to catch up on Part 1, just click here. http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/31bg0f/lunch_break_fun/

After a ridiculously hard orgasm from me devouring Kay’s cunt, with glazed eyes and satisfied look she says thank you to me. She immediately reaches out and grabs my already stiff cock through my pants. Her face changes instantly from glazed & satisfied to hungry & animalistic. She unbuckles my belt and pulled my pants down as I lift my butt off the seat a bit to help her out. It’s been a couple of months since we have hooked up and she lets that be known by saying “Fuck, I forgot how big you are!” before trying to take all of me in her mouth. Read more »

Vegas club (m/f)

So many damn good stories over the years, many long forgotten. I'll try to post some as the mood hits me. Many involve my wife. So many more involve others.

My wife is hot as fuck. She has a dime body and a face that demands attention. 5-6, 110, amazing ass and small, yet perfect, tits. She is actually more beautiful than hot. But when I get her to dress sexy, she gets way more attention than she is comfortable with. Especially when I have her wear a mini-skirt so short that her ass, although super tight, hangs out for all to see. I'm attractive myself, 6'2, slim-athletic build, six pack, a very handsome face, or so I am told. Still, I always feel like I am out of my league with this amazing girl, a perfect 10 with a brain to match. She is pretty damn shy and hasn't had another guy's hands on her for years, until a brief moment on this night. Read more »

My wife and I have a third join in (MFF)

Heidi is an old friend. My wife Tash has always thought she is cute. We've known her since she was in high school but now she is 20.

I randomly contact Heidi after seeing a post of hers on Facebook. Hadn't spoken to her in over 6 months but had liked stuff she posted. You know…typical Facebook friends.

Anyway, we get chatting and she brings up being queer. Last I heard she was living with a boyfriend up the coast. I mention my wife is bi and we have had a threesome once before. We talk for ages and I tell her we've always thought she's sexy. Curvy as. Nice breasts. C size. Tattoo under her bust.

She eventually says she wants to have sex with Tash and I. I'm ok with this and Tash is excited.

She comes over at 8 pm and Tash has gotten two bottles of wine, and put out a plate of food. We watch TV and talk. Tash is nervous but I brush up against Heidi. I encourage Tash to hug Heidi. They cuddle and I feel myself getting a little hard. Then I tell Tash to do something. Heidi just grabs her and starts kissing her hard. Tash looks at me and that means to the bedroom. Read more »

I’m your obedient home slut (xpost /r/dirtywritingprompts) [MMMMMFF][Mdom][Fdom][exh][bd]

“Slut!” a strong male voice calls out to you as the back door closes. His voice always sends a shiver down your spine and you can’t help but get excited.

“Coming, sir,” you call out as tender and demure as you can. The sounds of your heels echo on the hardwood floor as you hurry across the house. You come around the corner and smile widely as soon as you see him. You follow your only instinct and drop to your knees in front of him.

“Hello, sir. How was your day?” you smile as you take his tool bag from him.

His rough hand caresses your smooth face, brushing away a strand of blonde hair. “Too long,” he sighs.

“Would you care for a beer as I suck you off? It’ll help you relax.”

“That sounds nice,” he smiles at you. “Bring it into the den.”

You leave the tools by the door and crawl to the refrigerator to retrieve a bottle of his favorite brand. Your lips pass over the cap and around the neck of the bottle, taking it all into your mouth. He loves that you carry it to him like this and always gets a bit more excited by it. Read more »

I [M] went down on therapist [F] and now I have to find another therapist – cool and not cool

I love oral. It's what I fantasize about. I've had oral with all women I've had relations with except 2 – one stopped me when my tongue went inside and not just on the clit.

OK – so I have no sexual relationship with my wife. I've masturbated since I was 5. I grew up in Mormon-ville with guilt. I pleasured myself in all kinds of places I shouldn't. I have OCD (never really knew it until recently), anxiety disorder, and possibly (testing underway) for manic-depressive tendencies. My job sucks. My sex life sucks. I spank at least once a day, mostly twice. I fantasize about going down on men – just once (I've actually gone down twice – once on a dare where it was a one-second thing, and another when someone was talking deep throat and I kind of found this secondary friend mildly attractive, and I deep throated for about 3 seconds, gagged, and he laughed and said that's enough. We later helped each other out a bit.)

OK – so I'm a head case. Over 20 years I've been through actual therapy twice. The first one was too embarrassing and discovery of maturity. The second i git serious but couldn't really come clean, and then said more of what I wanted to. Read more »