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[MF] I slept with my ex wife’s best friend.

This happened about a year ago, and it’s 100% true. I’m not a writer so I apologize if I’m not as descriptive as other stories on here, but I just wanted to share the experience.

I was laying around at home watching tv as usual, when I got a text saying “is that you behind me?” From my ex wife’s friend, Rachel (we had divorced a few months before this, things were still kind of raw). Rachel likes to drive around country roads and drink and I guess she saw a pair of headlights that looked like my car, in hindsight she was obviously just trying to find a reason to text me. I reply “no, I’m at home.” And don’t think anything of it. She starts a conversation about what I’m up to and says she’s drinking. I tell her she shouldn’t be drinking and driving and the conversation eventually turns into her asking me if I want to drive her around since I’m sober. I agree and she picks me up a few minutes later. (She was in my neighborhood so that’s another sign she had this planned out.). Read more »

[MF] Visiting My friend in D.C.

I finally told this story in a thread on r/askreddit and figured I’d go ahead and post it here too. Can’t imagine I’ll ever be apart of another story even close to this exciting again.

I was visiting my friend who had recently moved to a Washington DC and was having a house warming party. We all got super drunk and went out to the bars. I somehow ended up at a bar by myself and was getting kicked out at 3am since it was closing. Went on my way then realized I had no idea where I was or my friends address and he didn’t answer his phone so I turned around and went back towards the bar. Walked up to a couple of girls walking out (no idea what I said) next thing I know I’m in a taxi to one of them’s apartment. I am by no means a player so this must have been a gift from my little guardian angel to keep me from sleeping on the streets. Read more »

[mf] I had a sexual relationship with a teacher, and to this day we still keep in “touch”.

I’ve posted about it on reddit, but I had a 1 1/2 year sexual relationship with my botany teacher in 11 and 12th grade. It started out as romantic, then moved on to very passionate romance. Her and I were just absolutely into everything together. We loved plants, we loved the same music, we even would always see each other at the same films and our in the same stores.

About a month into my 11th grade year, She took me on as a Teaching assistant (I took the class the two years prior and I fit the reqs for my highschools aid program, essentially elective teachers could “intern” a student and it’d go towards their grade). I would have to stay after class with her and arrive early to school to help her set up.

One morning we (I shit you not) reached for the same folder and we kind of just eyed each other for a little bit. That afternoon we talked, kissed for a bit, made out for a bit more, then I made a move. I started sucking her neck and she got incredibly uncomfortable knowing her husband would see it. So told me I couldn’t ever do that again, no matter how much she wanted it. Read more »

[MM] I had sex with a friend while my wife was out shopping

Me and a friend from work where hanging out at my house while my wife was out shopping for the day yesterday. We where drinking and watching a movie. He where talking about old girl friends and sports as we where getting a little tipsy from drinking and asked if he ever had a guy suck him. He said ones back in college. And I had to find out if he had a big cock so I asked him how big he was. He said that it was about 8 but not thick I said wow I like to see that and he just stood up and pulled his shorts off. All I could do was just look right at his cock. It was Simi hard and I just slipped off the sofa and bent down in front of him taking a close look. He was like moving his hips back and forth and I just open my mouth and he took the hint and slipped it pass my lips. It tastes so good I took as much as I could and he was rocking back and forth fucking my face and I was enjoying it so much. He kept putting more and more into my mouth and after a few mins he asked me to lay down on the floor he pulled my shorts off and I knew what was about to happen next he lifted my legs up over his shoulders spit on his cock and put it im my ass im not stranger to having something in my ass I have a bunch of toys me and my wife play with. Inch by inch he got of his cock in me and told him we needed to hury because I did not know when my wife would be back. So he picked up the pace and started fucking me with all he had and it felt wonderful he told me he was about to cum and I said breed me fill me up and not even a min went by he came in my ass full of hos cum. He pulled out and cum running down my leg we got clean up just right before my wife walked in the door.

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A Nightmare Was Born (cuckold) (mff) (mm)

I knew before taking the bong hit that it was a mistake. We had all been drinking for hours and this was going to give me the dizzies. My girlfriend knew better and skipped her turn. When it did hit me, she helped me to my room and bed and then got me some water from downstairs.

When she returned, I was on my side facing away from the door and could only see her shadow. Her hand ran up my back and she gently massaged my hair. Allie whispered “you don’t mind if I stay up, do you?” Read more »

Releasing the Beast

I knelt down next to her and said, “I am now going to loosely place this collar around your next and attach a leash to it. Then, I will give you commands on what I want you to do.” In a soft tone of voice, she replied, “yes mistress.”
http://confessionsofahousewife.net/releasing-the-beast

[F]inally [M]aking it with my Ex’s Sister (Or “Presents come in all sizes”), [Blonde], [18], [Petite], [Short], [BJ], [Facial], [MF]

Disclaimer: The story is fiction though the people in it are not. Names have been changed. This is how I wish my visit had gone. Sadly, I actually left after the presents in real life. Anyway…

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Man I love the holidays.

My ex and I ended our relationship on good enough terms 2-1/2 years ago. Despite being broken up, we always made it a point to visit the other’s family on the holiday break. This Christmas break was no different.

I headed over to her parents house the Thursday before Christmas, truck loaded down with small presents for her, her parents, brother and sister, just like every break.

When I pull into the driveway, I notice that my ex is there. I park and grab out the box with the presents and head to the front door.

As I prepare to knock, the door opens. My ex standing there in front of me. My ex is 5′-5″, 38C breasts (grew since the olden days of dating), a little curvier than I remember (may add to the increase breasts size), brown eyes that are almost golden, and brown hair, no longer highlighted. I still remember her nipples being large and dark brown. Seeing her, I wonder if she still shaves her pubes. Read more »

[MFM] thanksgiving day stuffing/ Black Friday fun

Been a few months since I last posted, same old, working lots, trying to keep a social life etc, the fun of being an adult. But here’s one before the end of the year, this one took place last year on thanksgiving/Black Friday. Hope you all enjoy and have a happy and safe New Years!!!

Going back to our bread and butter, me and my buddy wanted to do a thanksgiving theme ad on cl. I made the ad, and posted some xxx thanksgiving photos and went on with my day. At around 3pm, I get an email from someone, saying if we are still looking to stuff someone. I reply and say that we are and ask the basic intro questions. She had a 3 way before but wanted to try it again, she was seeing someone but her sexual energy was higher than his, and she was willing to meet that night. Read more »