[MF] Visiting My friend in D.C.

I finally told this story in a thread on r/askreddit and figured I’d go ahead and post it here too. Can’t imagine I’ll ever be apart of another story even close to this exciting again.

I was visiting my friend who had recently moved to a Washington DC and was having a house warming party. We all got super drunk and went out to the bars. I somehow ended up at a bar by myself and was getting kicked out at 3am since it was closing. Went on my way then realized I had no idea where I was or my friends address and he didn’t answer his phone so I turned around and went back towards the bar. Walked up to a couple of girls walking out (no idea what I said) next thing I know I’m in a taxi to one of them’s apartment. I am by no means a player so this must have been a gift from my little guardian angel to keep me from sleeping on the streets.

So the three of us are in the taxi heading back to one of their’s apartment and they’re both getting a little handsy. We get to the apartment and I’m handed another drink I really don’t need but I don’t get much of a chance to drink it anyway as I’m pulled into the girl’s room, by the girl who doesn’t live there. She wastes no time getting my clothes off and pushing me to the bed while the other girl’s standing at the door frame, drink in hand, and watching. My drunken ass is trying its darnedest to wave her over but she just laughs and says she’s got a boyfriend. Not much longer the boyfriend walks in. The two of them reunite a little and eventually they’re both at the doorway watching the show. Except I soon find out that this man is not the girl’s boyfriend but the husband of the girl whose nose is currently on the way back to my stomach. Oh shit! But the guy’s totally cool with it just watching. I’m way to drunk to give a shit. Wife’s now climbing up on top of me, guess it’s my turn to reciprocate a bit.

Twist, “suck his dick”, wait what? There’s someone else down there and while I can’t see I’m well aware it’s not the other girl. Whatever, feels good anyway, keep at it. Little more of this then the three of us are in hubby’s car and off to what turned out to be Maryland like an hour and half away. The wife and I in the back making-out a little but mostly trading oral.

Get to their place and head to the bedroom clothes coming back off and things really get NSFW. Guy’s in for a little more sucking but he’s gone at some point and wife and I are going at it. Finish by her hand and here’s hubby again to quickly clean up with some rag. It’s has to be 5 or 6 am at this point and I don’t think I made it a minute after finishing before passing the fuck out hard.

Wake up at like 11 and girl’s “just waking up” too (she was clearly waiting for me to wake). Pretty sure husband slept on the couch. Wife trying to be sexy saying I don’t remember what but trying to start some morning after sex. Me: “where’s my phone?”. She hands it to me, after taking the liberty of responding to a message from a female friend trying to make sure I wasn’t dead with, “He’s sleeping” or something. I assume she was hoping that was my girlfriend seems like the type of girl who’d get off on that sort of thing. Points me to my clothes, or what remained (lost my shirt and a sock somewhere along the way). They’re sitting there folded on the windowsill. Apparently, the husband had done my laundry after I banged his wife. Wife’s still trying to get my clothes back off right in front of him but I really need to go plus kind of feeling a little weird about everything that just happened. I need to get out of here. Now how do you think I am getting home? Wife tells husband, who has still yet to really say anything this whole time and is currently looking at my feet, to drive me the hour and a half back to D.C. (fun). So the two of us drive down. We get back to my friends house, I say thanks walk in, and everyone’s still asleep (thankfully, so no-one saw a guy dropping me of after I was missing for the night). Of course the guys had to say a few things about me getting laid, I just go with it and until now, 5ish years later, had never told the story.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5l1jwi/mf_visiting_my_friend_in_dc

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