*Anastasia Steele, tiring of constant submission after five years with Christian Grey, finds herself lured into erotic conversations with another man: the shy and virginal tech support guy.*
## Content warning for the prologue:
**NSFW. This excerpt contains coarse language; graphic descriptions of male anatomy, sexual violence and physical punishment; and misogynistic viewpoints. In case these warnings aren’t sufficient to indicate the nature of this tale, it is best categorized as erotica, however warped and comedic, so bear that in mind.**
# PROLOGUE
“COPE!” He shouted, glaring at me across the desk. “You don’t understand – this isn’t fun for me. I don’t enjoy this like you think I do. This is all just one giant fucking *cope.* If I can’t ever have a woman, at least I can watch Chad fuck you.”
“Then why do you do this, if it’s not really what you want?” I asked the man, who was glaring at me furiously, his chest heaving with the effort these words had required from him. He pinched his lips together, and drew his brows towards each other in hostility.