My Handyman [MF][consensual][anal][weed][420][appliance repair]

Thanks for reading everyone/anyone! This story is basically a porn trope, straight up. I wrote the first draft this during the pandemic while horny and high. I keep coming back to it and iterating and nibbling, so comments/critique are very welcome. Maybe it’s time to drop the pandemic references, who knows!

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It’s a spring, rainy Saturday afternoon: warm air, cold rain. You’re walking out of your apartment and you see me in the hall walking into my apartment, next door. I’m wearing a worn flannel shirt, some old jeans with paint splotches all over, knees torn, and carrying a laden bag of Home Depot stuff. I’m drenched too; it looks like someone (me) forgot their umbrella. There’s a puddle of water where I’ve been standing while fiddling for my keys.

“Hey there Kurt,” you say, smiling, as you step into the hallway. You’re wearing a flowing spring sundress, hanging by straps from your freckled shoulders. Even in our sunless shared entry hallway, I make mental note of its semi-transparentness, then shake it off. I realize I haven’t seen you without your mask. I thought you were gorgeous before, but now?

I went on my honeymoon with a woman who wasn’t my wife [M/F 20s] [oral] [sex]

“…and here you are sir, the Honeymoon Suite.” The bellhop swings open the door and proudly waves for us to walk inside, to review it’s luxury.

I flash Allie an awkward grin. She smiles, on the cusp of a giggle that’s been threatening release the whole flight down to Mexico, the whole van ride over to the resort. She pulls her shiny golden-framed sunglasses down and steps inside, surveying the space.

I follow her, the bellhop trailing behind me with the cart.

The room is expansive and well-furnished, with big bright windows on the far side. A full kitchen, living room, separate bedroom, with two balconies — facing different directions — one of which has a private hot tub.

As Allie walks up to a window, the bellhop leans in conspiratorially, his hand out for a tip. “You’re a very lucky man, sir.” He grins and nods at her with a knowing wink.

I went to a swingers meetup with my boyfriend and fucking loved it [27F]

So like the title says, my boyfriend and I went to a swingers party about 6 months ago and it was a stupid idea. It was his idea and I wasn’t super into the idea when he suggested it but he kind of wore me down.

I don’t know where he found it, but we drove about 30 minutes to someone’s house who was hosting it. We were one of 10 couples there and we were the youngest people by probably 6-8 years. I think the oldest people there were in their early 50s maybe. Everyone was reasonably attractive but I noticed a lot of the men had their eyes all over me and a lot of the women had their eyes on my boyfriend. Like I said, everyone was reasonably attractive but I think we were the most attractive people there.

It was kind of awkward being there since the idea of what the point of being there was always weighing on my mind, and seeing the way some of the women were looking at my boyfriend was weird. We kind of just all mingled for a couple hours before the host started explaining what we were going to do.

The Principal’s Wench [M40/F18] [nc] to [con] [Mdom/Fsub]

It was the summer before my Senior year of high school and to my surprise our ancient dowdy principal had been replaced by a handsome newcomer to our small town. Not only was he tall, but he had a ruggish handsomeness with a muscular ease to his movement. I’ve always had a thing for older men, but something about the confidence he exuded made me want him even more.

Our town has a small basketball league that many of the local men participate in, my stepfather included. It was here that I first met Mr. O’Connor and sized him up. You can tell a lot about a man by the way he plays basketball. Is he confident or shy? Does he know how to handle a ball, or is he a team player? Mr. O’Connor definitely knew his way around a court. I suspected by the bulge in his shorts, he could handle my plays just fine.

A Special Arrangement [30 MtF] [40s M] [feminization] [sugar daddy] [transformation]

Alexa’s heart was pounding as she walked up to the bar at the exclusive lounge. She had never done this before, but she was excited at the prospect. She strutted up to the bar with pure confidence and sat down to a handsome man wearing a Rolex watch. She turned to him and said, “Hello”. He turned to Alexa and said, “Hi, my name is James. This might be a bit forward, but you are truly a beautiful woman.” Alexa blushed and they continued talking and getting to know each other until James had noticed an hour had passed. He apologized and said, “I really need to get going, but it was lovely talking with you. Could I get your number so that I can call you sometime?”. Alexa happily scribbled her number down on a napkin and slid to to James with a flirtatious smile.”

Later that night, as Alexa ran through the day’s events in her head, she was snapped back to reality by the ringing of her cell phone. It was a strange number she didn’t recognize, but she picked it up. It was James on the other end.

Fireplace

Two days of Siberian cold was more than enough for the wood cabin to be without electricity for the second day. It’s a good thing i had wood ready for the fireplace and didn’t have to go out. The situation outside was serious. That’s why i didn’t bother and immediately lit a fire and put a blanket and some pillows in front of the fireplace. I decide to warm up cabin and drink a cup of morning tea by the fireplace. Thank God for the gas stove. While i was meditating in front of the fireplace, i was awakened from half-sleep by a knock on the front door… i didn’t hear anyone coming to the house, so i got up suspiciously and decided to look through the window of the boiler room first to see what was happening outside. A white car stood in front of the house, with a small discreet sticker of the insurance company. Jesus, I guess the insurance agent didn’t come in this cold, for what? Really, it’s December, what’s he doing here?! As the knocking did not stop, i opened the door. To my surprise, standing on the doorstep was not mine insurance agent, but a rather cold and pale woman, in her late 30s or early 40s, who kindly persuaded me that in order to pay out mine investment insurances, i need to sign disbursement orders and fill in bank details. That we could have arranged it over the phone, but the gentleman does not have a landline number, and mine mobile phone has been unavailable for several days. To hurry, the payment must be made before the holidays. I couldn’t help but smile at all the confusion and kindly invite her forward. I apologized to her in advance and explained that this house, like the vast majority of others in the street, does not have electricity.

[FMF] My husband and I had fun with my bff

If you happened to have seen any of our previous posts, I guess we’re “swingers”. Quotation marks because we’ve only swapped with one couple – our close friends. For now we’re ok with just swapping with them, as we really aren’t interested in swinger parties/clubs/etc.

Anyways, today around noon I texted on our whatsapp group asking if they wanted to come over this evening, order pizza, and just hang out. We all have pretty busy/stressful lives, so getting to hang out, even non-sexually, for an hour or two is always fun.

The husband was too busy with catching up on his work, but his wife Jasmine (name changed to maintain some anonymity here lol) was free and said she’ll come over. I was excited, not because we might actually play, but just because I hadn’t seen her in a while and wanted to catch up.

She arrived around 5pm and picked up Thai food on her way. My husband and I were starving so the three of us sat down right away to eat. After dinner we moved to the living room while sipping at our post-dinner coffees. Jasmine sat on the couch next to my husband and I sat on the loveseat opposite them. We chatted for a while and I was thinking nothing sexual would happen tonight. After all, we’ve been friends for years and still hang out a lot of times just as good friends.

A passionate afternoon with the hot older woman I met at the corner store [M22/F38] [hookup] [strangers] [milf] [cheating]

This story takes place many years ago. I had just left university and was living in a small one bedroom apartment in the heart of a major city. The arrangement gave me a great deal freedom for sexual exploration, and as a younger man I took full advantage of the opportunity.

My favorite thing about that apartment was the small neighborhood corner store directly across the street. It was a great place to pick up a hangover cure, and an even better place to meet older women running mid-day errands.

On this particular day I was in search of the former. As I walked in, assaulted by the high-pitched ding of the entryway sensor, I couldn’t help but notice the woman doing business at the counter.

She was older than me to be sure, maybe late 30’s, clad in a set of form fitting teal yoga pants with the top to match. The glimpse I caught was enough to get the wheels in my head turning.

Cherry Pie (MF) (light dom/sub) (at work)

I’ve been working on this for a while and I think I’ve finally got enough to start posting. More to come.

Part 1

How had he found out who she was? Nothing on her profile lead back to her real identity; at least she didn’t think it did. They both followed the board talking about sexual fantasies. They had been responding to each other’s posts and comments for a few months now and had even started to chat one on one recently. They were kind of getting to know each other. She had even though it would be neat to meet in person, maybe try out some of the things they had been talking about. She still thought meeting up would be fun, but could they now? They worked together. He was a little higher up in the company, but he worked in in marketing and she was over in customer relations. It was a big enough company maybe they could get together.

But how had he figured out who she was?

[MF] Dancing with the (She) Devil

I was going through a dating dry spell and I had a good friend Allie who I had known since childhood who loved playing matchmaker. We had recently wound up in the same city for work and rekindled our friendship. Allie also loved to dance and had recently gotten into ballroom and swing dancing and was keen to drag all her friends along to the studio she went to.

She was complaining to me about only having old men to dance with and how I should come along. She told me there were a bunch of single women who came regularly, and I would probably have my pick of them to dance with.

So it didn’t take too much convincing for me to start turning up at open dance nights. As expected, it was about 50% elderly people, and among the younger crowd men were in very short supply. Allie monopolised me a bit to be her own dance partner for a while, but then started introducing me around.