[MF] I literally “fucked your mum”

Thought I’d write down this fairly funny encounter I had post lockdown. It’ll be short and sweet because it really was just a one night thing.

Just coming out of lockdown and finally feeling like I could go outside without dying of turbo SARS I was feeling pretty good. At least that was until I decided to pick up some groceries at my local Asda (shitty U.K supermarket known for being cheap and cheerful). Just as I was finally coming to a conclusion about whether I should buy cheddar or some weird sounding french cheese I found myself assaulted by a shopping trolly wielding midget doing a runner from his mum.

After resisting the urge to punt the little cunt down the dairy aisle after listening to the little bastard get gobby, I was about ready to seriously lay into his mother about responsible parenting when I realised she was what we like to call in London “fit as fuck”. I’m talking your stereotypical British young single mum in London, long blonde extensions, big tits and a tight little arse with an accent that may someday driver her future husband into throwing himself off a bridge.

Dancing Queen 8 [M/F]

=== **Queen** ===

“The fuck just happened?”

As soon as I woke up, I felt a sudden urge to punch Bryn in the face. I think he fucked Reyna. I can’t be sure, but I think I saw her getting absolutely railed.

It’s about evening already, late afternoon, and Bryn is nowhere to be found. Skye is laying next to me, snoring softly, and I got up to find our sheets a mess. When Skye wakes up, we’re going to have to get this shit cleaned up.

Then, I found Reyna curled up on the floor, like some bug. I looked at her face, covered in some slime. I swiped it and smelled it.

Semen!

“Bitch, get up!” I yelled at her and she bolted up on her ass.

“What? What’s happening?” She asked absentmindedly, like waking up from a dream.

“Did you fuck Bryn? Did you fuck my boyfriend!?” I demanded from her.

“You said it was fine!” She replied while rubbing the back of her neck.

“No, I did not! You didn’t ask me shit!”

“I did, and you said ‘okay’ then you went back to sleep. Ask your boyfriend… where is he anyway?”

20 [M4F] Savannah,Ga if you truly believe age is just a number this one is for you💝

I am a 20yo male and I have always found it interesting having conversations with older women like some of my college staff members. While growing up over the years some of my friends parents (Milfs that were married) would always tell me that I would have intriguing conversations when I would tell them about what I wanted for myself in the future & about being finically stable then compare me to the way their partner talked. Sitting there having those conversations would be a turn on for me when I saw their beautiful smile and small giggles 🤭 and I could tell they would look me up and down just seeing my D*** print from my basketball shorts or at more professional events when I would dress differently getting complements on my cologne with a unique button down with some slim khaki pants.

Slutty New Years Rave – Part I [MF]

Hey everyone, glad that the last post was enjoyed by so many, wasn’t sure whether I would continue writing but since the last one was received so well I thought I’d try and talk about one of many other fun times. Here’s a link to the last one in case you didn’t see it; https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v0xw74/my_friend_walked_in_on_me_it_turned_into_one_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

It’s a couple of years on from the events of the first story, and me and Sophie have had multiple encounters. Not as an exclusive thing though, as I mentioned in my last post my friend group is relatively liberal when it comes to sexuality, and often it was a fun, easy, trusting hookup.

I was going to say check the first post for descriptions but for the sake of ease for you horny devils, I’ve copy and pasted ;)

Jana; 5’5ish, Dark brown hair, gorgeous Scandinavian girl, hippie type. Quiet, dry but warm personality but with a good sense of sarcasm and wit. I’ve done things with Jana before this point, and her and Sophie are generally tied at the hip. Great natural body, often goes to raves after I introduced her to acid and parties away in relatively skimpy clothing. B cups (roughly? perfect handful though)

Accidentally found my Teacher wears a remote vibrator to class, had fun. (M/F, Teacher/Student, Remote Vibrator)

So I have a bit of a kink for wearing a remote vibrating cock ring to class and teasing myself during lessons in front of my very attractive teacher, Miss K, she is a slim tall blond woman with stunning legs that are always in thin black nylon pantyhose that are only covered by her 5 inch black stiletto heels and a skirt that only came down to the middle of her thighs… safe to say she was the crush of many many guys around the school and some girls.

So one day my toy disconnect in the middle of the lesson so I went to reconnect it manually, this was when I discovered a second toy was available to connect to… The toys name was “Miss K’s Toy.”
I was in shock and my hart was racing, did Miss K have a toy in side her during the lesson… I connected to the toy and it opened the control panel, the purple line moving across the screen indicating the toy was ready.

Asian milf’s tropical getaway – Part 1 [m/f, milf, outdoor, cheating, interracial]

It was only 9am and the beach was already crowded. Robert wasn’t so keen about travelling especially on holidays but his wife Mei insisted that they should have one since it’s been years they didn’t go on one.

Robert looked at the spot where Mei was at. He spotted a black guy talking to his wife. Jealous raged and Robert marched back to the shore.

“Dad are we leaving already?” asked his 10-yr-old son Kevin.

“Yeah, your mom’s alone on the beach.”

“But we’re only in the water for like 30 minutes!” he protested.

“Come on,” Robert put on his mean face and took off the round floater his son was in. The water splashed and got into Kevin’s eyes.

“Ahh it stings dad. I got water in my eyes,” he started yelling.

Robert was frustrated. He looked again at his wife. But a group of youngsters who just arrived the beach blocked his view.

“Dad get me some water,” Kevin started to cry.

“Hold on.” He asked people nearby and luckily some kind stranger let him use his water to rinse Kevin’s eyes.

Learning my role (true)

So it all started off with my curiosity. I mean what’s a straight male supposed to ask for when he finds out the male g spit is in the ass. So I end up asking my gf what she thought about female doms and she thought the idea was really weird. I than asked her if she’d ever be down to peg me. She definitely had an initial shock and questions afterwards if she told me that it just felt to uncomfortable and weird for her and that she’d wouldn’t be into it. She’s definitely a bottom and doesn’t like being in control during sex. She also likes to be dommed so I definitely see why she wouldn’t be into it.

So months kinda past and there wasn’t any talk about the act besides her occasional teases about her new knowledge of her bottom boy bf. Making jokes about how I’d definitely get dicked down given the chance. How I’m definitely not a top and she’s had an idea for awhile. Even in bed she’ll tease me saying thing like “you give no top energy, have you ever dommed a girl before” all while laughing at me. So one night we kinda got into a fight and went to bed angry.

[MF] Lazy Afternoon in a Hammock, Part I.

It was a beautiful Saturday morning: perfectly dry, 80°F heat by 9:00 AM and hardly a cloud in the sky. The sky was the sort of pure blue that reminded me of how beautiful late spring could be, and how glad I was that winter was long gone.

After a lazy breakfast, I stripped down and lathered myself in sunscreen. As I did so, I looked over my body a with a critical eye.

I had been slacking off a bit at the gym. I wasn’t as toned as usual, but my broad shoulders still had a solid curve of muscle from lifting that inspired some semblance of confidence. My thick hands spread the lotion down my carved legs, which remained toned from years of cycling.

My cock hung limp, and I cast a curious eye on it trying to remember the last time it had been touched by someone other than me. A brief memory of that night months ago came to mind immediately. A woman I had gone on a few dates with was leaving town and spent the night before moving across the country.

Daughter Comforts Her Divorced Daddy [Fiction] [Incest]

Would you say that a sweetheart romance is one of the sweetest, purest form of love?

I used to.

Brenda and I dated since high-school. I went through uni with her, and when she decided she wanted to be a nurse, I took a shitty job, and I funded her through that.

We made it, though. And I never felt more certain about anything in my life. We married, put a mortgage down on a house and started a family. I thought we’d build a life together forever.

How wrong I was.

Brenda wanted a divorce. She felt too stifled to be with me, that she was too young to settle (despite being in her forties).

What the actual fuck?

It devastated me. I didn’t kick up a fuss. Why hold on to someone when they didn’t want you? So we divorced, Brenda and my beautiful daughter, Nia, stayed put while I moved in some shit hole apartment.

My birthday weekend at my gf, Amy’s vacation house continues. (FFFM 21)

I had just finished fucking Amy and Josie and my cum was still all over Amy’s beautiful ass cheeks. Amy was still on top of Josie and they were kissing. As I went to get something to clean the cum off Amy’s ass, Josie stopped kissing Amy and said, “Jack, you don’t need to clean that off, Mary is going clean it off.”

Josie said, “Come here my little kitten and lick this cum off Amy.”

Mary got off Sarah’s lap and walked over. She still had the dog collar around her neck and leash dragging on the floor. She got on her knees behind Amy and started licking the cum off Amy’s bare ass.

Josie said, “Kitten, you better get all of it and make sure there is none on her butthole too.”

Amy giggled at that. Mary had told us she was a little nervous about anything anal. After licking all of the cum off Amy’s bare ass cheeks, she slowly and nervously made her way to Amy’s little puckered butthole. She furtively gave it a lick. Amy gave a happy little groan and wiggled her butt.