V: Alright. Let’s do this.
H: Ok.
V: How do we know each other? Or rather, what are we to each other?
H: You’re my wife… And best friend.
V: That’s a good start. Are we in love?
H: [Laughs] Oh, you’re being serious?
V: Not all married couples are.
H: Yeah you’re the ole ball and chain… Yes V, we’re in love. Very much so.
V: How often do we have sex?
H: It depends. Every other day or so.
V: How is it?
H: You know it’s great. Stop.
V: What do you think about me being Viola?
H: I don’t think about it much, honestly. Sometimes you tell a story about it and it’s weird you have “fans.” I actually didn’t realize how many people read your stories until you put together that thing for your agent, but it doesn’t surprise me. You don’t really do things you’re bad at.
V: I’m bad at plenty of things.
H: I said you don’t do things you’re bad at, V. You just avoid things you don’t kick ass at.