Note: Hello, just a quick response that wouldn’t fit in DirtyWritingPrompts. It made me laugh, so I gave it a go. Enjoy.
See original prompt here:
https://old.reddit.com/r/DirtyWritingPrompts/comments/pg4zxf/wp_a_bureaucratic_freeuse_world_where_any_single/
Hello, /u/LastOfTheThrows
The Prompt: A Bureaucratic Free-Use World – Where any single adult can fuck any other single adult provided they’re both properly registered and licensed, the instigator accurately fills out form SE-10 prior to every encounter, and then files a copy with the Bureau of Free Use within 24 hours.
**Free Use Compliance Precinct 7, 0730, Briefing Room**
“…and one last thing? Make sure you check ID before issuing a citation. The city can’t collect a fine from Ben Dover or his wife, Eileen, for that matter.” Chuckles rang through the room. “Dismissed. And be safe out there.” The Free Use Compliance Officers, or FUC boys in blue, got up in unison and started filing out. “Bennett, Kowalski, can you stay back?”
“What do you need, LT?” Kowalski said, pausing by the front table he’d been sitting at. “And who the fuck is Bennett?”
“I am, sir.” A red-headed compliance officer, stepped in front of him and put out her hand to shake. “Just started this week. Ainsley Bennett”