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So this was a while ago – in the age of craigslist personals – I got chatting to and subsequently arranged to hook up with a woman. She said she would bring her GF which made me think I was being catfished, but they both showed up. Ground rules were no photos and this was a one-time deal. They were from elsewhere in the UK anyway sadly.
Me – M – 5’10, short blond hair, blue eyes, in pretty reasonable shape ;)
Her – F – 5’7 ish, long (like to her hips) thick curly hair, brunette/auburn, pale eyes, slim, almost skinny, A/B cup boobs – let’s call her Brunette
Her GF – F – identical build, similar length thick dirty blonde hair and blue eyes – let’s call her Blonde
Link to Part 1:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/111fnkg/mf_part_1_the_horny_housekeepers/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/111fnkg/mf_part_1_the_horny_housekeepers/)
—The backstory here is important to this part of the story, so bear with me until the sex happens—
At the end of the previous story, Heidi’s husband Phil, who’s French-Canadian picked me up outside my house. I was ready to rock n’roll the second I seen him. On the drive over my intuition was calm around the guy. He seemed cool enough but something about him didn’t sit quite well, and that something wasn’t the drug habit Heidi had mentioned but rather something I found familiar. They really did live a super short drive away, and even now 7+ years later, I could probably find their house again – I was there so often from this point onward.
We pulled into the driveway and Phil told me that their daughter was inside so to just relax with a beer. He’ll bring her over to her grandmothers shortly.
I walked into Heidi’s Kitchen and that big smile of hers and wild red curly hair was immeditely in my face, her arms wrapped around me.
“Welcome to my home Mr. Irish.”
My fwb F suggested a threesome once, he had a friend, let’s call him Kent (29M) who was sexy and interested based on what F had said about me. I was shy and hesitant though, because I’ve never had a threesome before and I didn’t know how that dynamic would work, especially with a some strange guy I’d never met.
But then when F was away for work and I was horny and missing him, he told me to get in touch with Kent, that he would take care of me. And I was so horny that I did.
I went over to Kent’s place late one night after I’d had a bit of a boozy dinner. Kent was hot and actually really nice and friendly too and we sat on his couch and talked. I had more wine with him and soon we were kissing on his couch and then he pulled his shorts down to show me his cock and asked me what we should do with it.
“I think we need to have that in my mouth” I tell him, before I kneel on the couch before him and take his cock into my mouth.
I know this makes me an awful person so you don’t have to tell me. He caught me fingering myself once when I stayed the night after drinking with the girls. I was on the sofa and he had come down to get a drink. I didn’t realise he was there and had been watching me finger my pussy hard.
I was so shocked when I felt hands caress my breasts, but when I glanced at him he was already rock hard. He used my wet panties as a gag for me as he went down on my soaking cunt before pulling up and sliding his cock inside me raw. He kissed me and I loved tasting myself on his lips as he pounded into my tight pussy.
I rubbed my clit and squirted over us, which made him cum deep inside me. He used his fingers to make me taste his cum but slapping my pussy and going back upstairs.
We’ve fucked multiple times since all over their house and garden, both when she’s in or out of the house. The best was last summer during a bbq when everyone was out in the garden and he fucked my ass with me pressed against their bedroom window, looking out over the garden. I spent the rest of the bbq trying not to leak any of his cum anywhere.
Field trip had arrived. This was an overnight trip to the city, extra chaperones and hotel rooms and a fun tour of the natural history museum. The day carried on as expected. Lots of walking, fun at the museum, cool tour of the “backstage” area, and a decent dinner for 40 at a wings joint. We had spent the day chaperoning but did our fair share of sneaking a text message when we could. Students had free reign of the museum, so the adults could keep an eye but we didn’t have to be on high alert.
I have a surprise for you. Oh really? Do tell. You’ll see tonight. Do I get a hint? Pink, soft and hard. You’re making me blush, sir. Good girl.
Finally. It was late but that did not matter. We were both ready. Teacher had excused himself to the lobby and I headed to my room. Oh great, my room is an adjacent room. Those rooms always have someone loud on the other side and I was not thrilled. I thought, “Oh well, I’ll just sneak away to his room soon.”
I was bouncing up and down on my bfs dick when he grabbed my phone and started to record me. Naturally my inner slut came out and I was showing off for him, rubbing my titties together while drooling on them and moaning his name so he could have something really good to look at later. I saw myself in the mirror and thought of how hot it all looked so I had him pass me the phone so I could take some pics myself.
After I finished taking the pics I started to slowly ride him while trying to quickly send him everything. I threw my phone to the side and we kept going at it…at least we tried because very quickly my phone kept lighting up and buzzing.
Frustrated I grabbed my phone and went to put it on silent when I realized it was my best friend and she was sending a ton of emoji only messages sorta like 🥵🙈👀😈😍🥴. I had to stop cause I was so confused and when I opened our messages my heart sank.
💟Futa Mdlb💟
Time: 10:06
Themes: [blowjob] [anal] [gentle femdom] [moans] [orgasms] [futa Femdom] [whispers] [giggles] [I love you] [aftercare] [post sex snuggles] [lots of praise] [lube]
Story: Your Mommydomme wakes up and wants to have some fun time with you, her sub. Sub gives a BJ and then gets some anal fun from Mommydomme.
Disclaimers: this is a 21+ bdsm fantasy. Minors don’t come anywhere near this. Don’t download, distribute, of listens to. I use Mdlb as a bdsm dynamic, never bio family.
Link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1B_r-sxR_ppEIKy_axgvdJALy-yDKWzxR/view?usp=drivesdk
⭐Sometimes Google drive is stubborn – you might have to download the file before it lets you listen to it⭐
Note: since this is such a highly requested audio I’d thought I’d be nice and offer the full thing without needing some kind of payment. However this piece can still be individually bought or you can go to my OF or Fansly and listen there.
I want to use this account to share some stories and chat with others. I think this particular story is fairly mild in comparison to some of the others here, but I will share more if there is interest. This happened early last fall.
First, a little background. I’m married, have 2 kids, and live in your stereotypical suburban neighborhood. We’ve been there for about 8 years and have gotten to know most of our neighbors pretty well. One of the great things about the neighborhood is that it has an amazing sense of community. A few times a year, we will block off the street of the cul-de-sac and have a block party with the 12 or so families there. It’s during one of those that this incident occurred.
There is one couple that lives down the street – Mark and Julie. They are both very nice looking, a couple years younger than me, and with younger kids. Julie has a sharp tongue and can be a bit much to deal with sometimes. Mark, on the other hand, is amazing. Physically, he’s probably 6’3”, in great shape, with a light brown beard and hair. But the thing about Mark is that he and I just have some sort of chemistry I can’t explain. When we’re around each other, it’s like our minds are on the same wavelength. We share a similar sense of humor. And over the years, I’ve found we sort of gravitate to each other during these neighborhood events.
To read about our previous adventure with Jessica, click [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/jge6ip/my_wife_and_her_friend_surprise_me_with_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
It was Halloween. Molly thought t’d be fun to spring for a VIP pass to a local haunted house attraction and invite Jessica along. No argument here, Jessica and I always get along, especially since last time.
Jessica showed up at our place and I took her coat, which she made sure to note was pretty sweet. Since it was Halloween we were all in costume. I was dressed as Robin Hood. Molly was in her pirate get-up with half her face painted to look like a skull, and Jessica was dressed as Sansa Stark circa GoT season 5. I had a fire going on in the back yard, so we all hung out and had some drinks, and then we headed to the haunted house.
After the haunted house we went over to Jessica’s house, and she invited us in for a nightcap. Jessica is a very sex positive person, and her house shows it. Her bedroom has a large print of two girls getting it on hanging on the wall, and sex toys abound in the room. She gave us our drinks, and then disappeared to the back to slip into something a bit more comfortable. I mentioned to Molly that it seemed like Jessica was gunning for a replay of our previous excursion. Molly just grinned slyly.