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Battle of the immortals

It was not a widely known fact that Liz Hurley and Kate Beckinsale were actually immortals who would come together once every 50,000 years to battle each other for several thousand years. Their hatred for each would drive them to fight with increasingly dirtier tactics and with more brutality every time they met.

The time of their meeting was once again at hand. The last time they parted, they agreed to fight with swords so each could taste the others blood. However when they saw each other this time, a more carnal desire came over them.

So instead of a sword fight, they engaged each other in a catfight, ripping and tearing each others clothes off, pulling hair and slapping each other with abandon. They were writhing against each others sweaty bodies and slamming their wet cunts together. As their bitch to bitch combat was heating up, they shoved their tongues in each others mouths, swapping spit and moaning while their cunts gush into each other.

Liz then says to Kate “Lets finish this bitch!”, and Kate responds “I’ll finish you slut!” Read more »

33. [m] just a little update

Im sitting at the parking lot at work thinking about how far I’ve come in 5 days. I’ve seen more and shown more than I ever have. I’ve loved every minute of it. Craigslist is a joke. I’ve followed up on some bucketlist items to no avail. Bots run rampant. The one person that contacted me, broke my heart because their relationship was over. If anyone has any better places to search, I’m all ears.

[FM][cheating] Ok, bitch, I’ll just fuck your man in your bed.

Last year I had this older co-worker, Rhonda. She was a real hard pill to swallow. Really overbearing and opinionated, loud, just generally obnoxious but somehow was loved by the store owner despite everyone else finding her to be the worst. She unfortunately lives in the same apartment complex as me and told us all she had no car, so I spinelessly got sucked into giving her rides to work every once in a while. Then it turned into taking her to work even on my days off. Then taking her to the store and to run every other errand available. She would ask me to help her carry in groceries then guilt trip me about leaving if I didn’t want to sit around and talk about *absolutely nothing interesting*. She constantly slowed down work and was really just starting to make my life a living hell no matter where I was. I fucking hated her and had no clue how to really get rid of her. Read more »

[FM] Hello, beautiful.

I’ve had a bit of a dry spell for awhile and on a whim, decided to download and install a new, different online dating app. After several uninspiring conversations, I matched with Tiff (not her real name).

About me: I’m 31, decently built, healthy, 5’11”, and I work in technology.

Tiff was 35, worked in Sales & Marketing at a local business, had several hot photos, and her profile said she preferred a quiet night in over clubbing. Had I mentioned her photos were extremely attractive?

We made smalltalk for a little while, I mentioned that I’d recently been in her part of town having lunch (which is probably why we matched) and I told her how much I also preferred to have a quiet night at home instead of crazy partying. I tend to dislike dating apps in general, so I suggested we get drinks instead of texting back and forth. She agreed.

We did spend the next several days texting back and forth, and one night she was supposed to go out with her friends, she texted me: “Wanna go out tonight instead?” Read more »

Sexy glade, sexy sexy

Lady: “Mister, what are you doing alone in my wood on this dark night?”
Lahdy: “Oh, hello! What are we doing in this glade?”
Lady: “This is my grandpoppy, Dicki’s.”
Lady: “Look at my vagine!”
Lady: “Wow! I’ve never smelled an egg in a glass vagine.”
Lady: “Well, let’s play a movie.”
Lady: “On Netflix?”
Lady: “No, in the vagine.”
Lady: “Can we not handcuff me to the gopher?”
Lady: “But whips are not painful for this soft mommy! ;) “
Lady: “Ok, let’s play a dominating game.”
Lady: “How?”
Lady: “Well, first strip me from these burdens. Next, lather me in coconut oil. Then, pull out a deck of cards. Finally, nibble and exfoliate me.”
Lady: “How soft your skin is, m’lady!”
Lady: “That’s because I play this game alllllllll the time.”
Lady: “Can I invite my walrus?”
Lady: “Where will he put his tusks?”
Lady: “Obviously, they both can be used as decoration on the cake for my party later.”
Lady: “Fantastic! Where should flap his tail?”
Lady: “HE should flap his tail alllllllllll over me.”
Lady: “Great! But, what should I do with my snow leopard? Can HE come too?”
Lady: “No, his nails are too sharp. They would cut my vagine.”
Lady: “Waaaaait a minute. I thought you liked that.”
Lady: “Yes, people often assume that the trail of cuts running from my inner thigh through my vagine are from sexual scratches. However, that’s just because I too own a snow leopard.”
Lady: “Wow, how fast does he ride you up the mountain?”
Lady: “He rides me sooooooooo fast.”
Lady: “Cool. Cool cool cool. I recently was thinking about whether bestiality or incest would be more likely to be accepted in mainstream sex. Glad we on same page, betch!””

Kerri and Me Pt 1 [F][F]

Part 1.

This is likely to be a strange story, but it is, well almost, completely true. Names and locations are changed to protect the guilty and who cares about innocence?

I’m Mindy. I am married to Don, with a daughter, Charvi, now nineteen and a son Jax, now sixteen. But this is more about Kerri and me. Later it is about Jules and Charvi as well.

On her first day at Junior High, Charvi met Jules, Julie-Ann, and they have been friends ever since. Over the course of the next few years, Don and I seemed to be running in to Kerri and then husband, Bill, fairly frequently. Kerri I really liked, Bill – well, not. Bill was loud and domineering, an asshole truthfully. Don’t get me wrong, he had a lot of good things about him, he was very skilled at his work, apparently, he was also a great provider. After the divorce, he really did step up and take care of Jules, although, like the asshole he is, he made it clear he wasn’t interested in supporting Kerri until she got on her feet. Read more »

My camping trip with the team [FF]

This is something that happened to me a couple of weekends ago and I can’t stop thinking about it so I thought I’d share

I guess for starters I am a 17yo female, tall compared to most girls and skinny without to many curves to speak of. I’ve always been to busy with sports and homework to “chase boys”, I’ve never had a sexual encounter other then some I’ll show you mine if you show me yours with the neighbor boy over summer after my freshman year before I moved a few states over (out of Georgia)

Myself and the rest of my volleyball ball team decided this summer we would all go on a camping trip together over the 4th of July weekend, to a small state owned campground ive been to before. It’s pretty far away from anything and I knew it would be empty or at least mostly empty over the forth. As the weekend approached one of our coaches (F27) sent me a text and said she doesn’t have any camping gear so won’t be able to come. I told her she could stay in my tent and she just had to bring clothes and buy our alcohol (only her and the other assistant coach going we’re old enough) Read more »