All of this is true. It’s pretty long, but I enjoy detailing. Let me know if I should shorten it.
You know the type I am – a then-23 year-old dude with medium-length messy black hair, 5 foot
8, and fit in the sense that my triceps and shoulders are toned and you could see the cuts
forming that V in my abs. I worked at a gym, so I spammed my abs out of vanity. With my shirt on,
however, I’m “slim” and unremarkable. But hey, that’s fine.
I sank my 2013 tax return into a gaming PC. I wanted to try my hand at streaming to open up
my shy and anti-social personality. The only interactions I had nowadays was ignoring the
advances of this busty girl who has been infatuated with me since elementary school [a 2nd
story here, if anyone’s interested]. She was in a committed relationship and, although attractive,
just not my type, to be honest.