[MF] Getting the best blowjob I’ve ever had on vacation – A Tinder Tale [oral, attempt at sex, prostitution fetish, kind of sweet]

Everything below is true, except for some very slight details. Parts of it sound like complete bullshit, but I swear to god that they’re real.

I’ve always wanted to go to Brazil. It has an interesting history, a diverse population, fantastic music, and has everything you could ever want. And of course the women are beautiful. It sounds like bullshit when I say that the women aren’t one of the main reasons I wanted to go. But they’re a bonus :).

About me. I’m about 5’3″, in my mid-20s, losing my hair, am overweight, and have a perfect average 5.5″ cock. On an average week I might get three Tinder right swipes. In Brazil, with a tiny bit of Portuguese on my profile (basically just Foda [Jair Bolsonaro]([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jair_Bolsonaro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jair_Bolsonaro)) and a sentence about how long I was in a given city) and my exact English profile, I was getting tons of swipes. I’ve never experienced anything like it. By the end of three weeks I counted over 50 matches, excluding people whom I saw liked me but I wasn’t into, or I wasn’t in their city anymore.

[M]akeup Anal [F]

The wife and I had had a particularly awful week of fighting.  It’s not uncommon.  I was emotionally drained, though it never seems to take its toll on her.  There had been 3 days of silent treatment alternating with snaps and harsh stares. This does a number on me, as I am a pleaser.  But it was Friday and I guess things had improved or I had served my penance or something. Maybe she knew she had been a bitch and owed me something.

She lit some candles and surprised me by turning on the bathwater.  We had not used the bathtub since we moved in.  We were told there was a leak somewhere or whatever.  But it was a small garden tub.  We both got in the water.  She leaned back against me and I played with her tits.  Her nipples are big and I love them.  They are sensitive and so there are times that I can’t touch, but when she does let me touch, it means she is really wild.  Tonight, she let me cup her tits, pinch her nipples and move my fingers over them.

[M]y experience [F]ucking my ex after getting cheated on

I posted this true story in another subreddit but I think it would be better for this sub. I edited somethings for clarity.

A few years ago I was in my mid-20’s and dating a girl who I fell for very, very hard. I was always interested in BDSM play in my 20’s. I dated a girl for several years from my late teens to early 20’s and she’d call me “daddy”. We engaged in consensual choking, spanking and name calling. I knew my behavior wasn’t exactly “vanilla”. But nothing turned me on more. The relationship ended with her cheating on me due to other issues.

I moved on, and like I said I fell for a girl very hard in my mid-20’s. I was head over heels but she was a frequent liar about her past sexual experiences for some reason. We both expressed interest in BDSM and kinks. We weren’t in a BDSM relationshp but I thought our sex was pretty hot and I’d often put her over my knee for spankings. She had a big round soft ass and no cellulite, it was smooth and I could hardly watch it bounce during sex without the feeling of having to cum. She was Hispanic and I thought she had a very pretty face, thought a bit thicker than I normally dated. But she was well balanced and had large breasts and ass with smooth skin. I loved her but her inability to form a meaningful relationship with me turned into lust.

Bad Girls Deserve to be Punished [MF] [Spanking]

Well it’s been WAY too long since my last post…I hope you enjoy.

Spanking as defined by the dictionary; an act of slapping, especially on the buttocks as a punishment for children.

But what if it could be more? I’ve never been one to condone hitting your significant other or anyone for that matter. But spanking has always been a curiosity of mine. What was it really like to have someone bend you over their knee and treat you to a sexually charged flogging?

As my husband and I explore our sexual fantasies this is one that I’ve been hesitant to bring up. That is until I found a fantastic post on r/sex on how spanking could bring your experiences to the next level. While reading through the post the excitement of trying this at home creeped through me as I pictured the scene in my head.

Yes, this is definitely something we should try.

I sent the post to my husband while I finished up my work day; The nervous energy and anticipation motivating me through the last few hours. That night over dinner I asked him what he thought of the post and a sly smile moved across his face. “It was interesting, as were the resources in the comments” he said. I laugh, “Hopefully that research will be put to good use soon.”

Bachelorette vacation hookup [FF]

Went to a destination bachelorette tropical ocean front property with a large group of mostly committed (engaged, married, live in BFs) girls.

Usually these things are very structured, so it was surprising when we really didn’t have a set destination for night 1. We took a cab to a local bar, which was closing, but stayed open for us.

Shots! Shots! Shots of tequila and then the bar owner had a little something more energetic than alcohol on the sly.

Met 3 guys and they all came back to the spot. Surprisingly they all pulled the GF card (eye roll) but stayed super late and we and getting wilder by the minute, dancing on the patio benches, flashing, getting a noise complaint, and one left early and the other two stayed.

When I realize I’m not getting any D I put myself to bed. Rooms weren’t really assigned, and I’m surprised to see someone’s stuff on my bed. It’s hot and humid so I’m just in bra and boy short panties wrapped up in the sheets.

The Elevator [MF] [FF]

Teri and Arya were excited about their evening. They had changed their clothes prior to leaving their office on the 20th floor of a Memphis high rise. Teri knew more of the possibilities of the night than did Arya. Teri’s plan was to “educate” Arya: public sex, gang banging, and a plethora of other fetishes might be explored this night. Arya was told of some of the possibilities, but was given no details.

Teri was empirically beautiful. Her long, curled, lustrous brown hair bounced effortlessly around her face. Her body was spectacular: long, tan legs; muscular, tight ass; full, firm breasts that would tantalizingly sway with almost every movement her body made. She wore a shear blouse that showed every contour of her hard-nippled breasts. Her skirt wasn’t as tight as some admirers would want, but there are advantages to loose skirts.

And while Arya was not as perfectly shaped as her friend, she was very attractive in her own right. Her blonde hair was shorter and more closely tailored to her head. Her blue eyes were piercing, perfectly complementing her wide smile that she offered willingly. Arya’s breasts were actually bigger than Teri’s, a fact that became a well-worn source of conversation and ribbing between the two. Arya’s ass was a bit larger than Teri’s as well, but it was inviting.

Just can’t get rid of my exes and what I am willing to do for free things [FMM]

So overall last Sunday night I’ve had sex with my recent ex boyfriend, let’s call him John (real names have been changed). then still on the same night I’ve met up with an old hook up of mine let’s call him M. with who I haven’t talked for 3 years now, however I have recently messaged him after a drunk night out and seeing on social media that he is single again. So with M. we started talking to each other again just catching up what we have been up to and stuff. We decided it would be nice to meet up again sometime to have a proper catch up. I told him I am quite busy but I would be free on Sunday night after going out for dinner with my ex, John.

So I’ve met up with my ex boyfriend for dinner and also to retrieve some of my personal belongings that he still had them on him after we’ve broken up. In fairness, after we broke up we’ve remained friends or more like friends with benefit which still works perfectly fine. So we went out for dinner we talked and stuff had a good time. After dinner I have kindly asked to pay for dinner simply because I am broke as I currently don’t have a job. He wasn’t really happy with me and he was suggesting that now I owe him for that.

The best fuck of my life is back. [MF]

(If you want to skip the boring-soft-erotic-novel part, read below the XXX If you want to read how I met this man, read the first post on my profile, sorry don’t know how to link it on the app)

*Ding ding* “Babe, I’m back in *my city*, let’s meet!”

*Ring ring* No answer

*Ding ding* “Where are you? I really want to see you.”

Thoughts running in my head frantically: no way is he back, no way is he calling **me** wanting to meet 2 years later after we last met, no way is the man who took my fuck-buddies’ virginity back, and no way do I have to be in this fucking office when he is **back**!

“Hey you! Welcome back! I’m working, how long are you back for?”

“Can’t know for sure, babe, checking some teams to sign with but nothing is confirmed yet. I’m leaving the city in an hour.”

Ok, so the footballer is back… I’m not seeing anyone currently, my Tinder dates are in competition of who’s gonna win the Let’s-Make-This-Her-Most-Memorable-Date-In-The-Worst-Possible-Way prize, I haven’t been fucked that good in a long time, and I reaaally miss the animalistic, rough sex I’ve had with him… But he’s so addicting… Do I really want to see him and get hooked on his dick again?

I was teased for over a hour with just his fingertips [FM]

Me and my ex went out of town together to just have a good time and eat some good food. When we got to the casino he kept touching me, grabbing my tits every chance he got, kissing me and making sure to bite my lip how I love it.

When we were leaving he told me to take my pants off and he slid his hand in there and ever so slightly started rubbing my clit. I was gushing down there with all the touching he has been doing. He started driving as he continued to rub my clit with just his fingertips, I was going crazy. I kept asking him to pull over so I could suck him or ride his huge cock, but he refused!

[FM] amazing shower sex w/multiple orgasms!

My wife likes it in the shower. A lot. I’m on the fence, it’s hot but damn difficult. This particular time penetration wasn’t working, so I start kissing her neck and sliding my hands all over her wet body. Suddenly I’m ravenous horny and start licking her everywhere. More aggressive than usual, just taking. I’m licking her tits and hungrily grabbing her ass everywhere. Moving down her navel, onto my knees, I hold her hips hard as I started going down on her.

She gets close before she pulled me up to suck on my cock. Very hard now. She tried again to pull herself onto it, but it just wasn’t working. We make out masturbating together for a minute, I go down on my knees again and forcefully turn her around. I looked up at her for a second, she turns to look down her back at me for a second; still rubbing her clit, and just grabs the back of my head with her left hand and shoved my face into her ass and starts grinding on it.