[MF] Getting the best blowjob I’ve ever had on vacation – A Tinder Tale [oral, attempt at sex, prostitution fetish, kind of sweet]

Everything below is true, except for some very slight details. Parts of it sound like complete bullshit, but I swear to god that they’re real.

I’ve always wanted to go to Brazil. It has an interesting history, a diverse population, fantastic music, and has everything you could ever want. And of course the women are beautiful. It sounds like bullshit when I say that the women aren’t one of the main reasons I wanted to go. But they’re a bonus :).

About me. I’m about 5’3″, in my mid-20s, losing my hair, am overweight, and have a perfect average 5.5″ cock. On an average week I might get three Tinder right swipes. In Brazil, with a tiny bit of Portuguese on my profile (basically just Foda [Jair Bolsonaro]([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jair_Bolsonaro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jair_Bolsonaro)) and a sentence about how long I was in a given city) and my exact English profile, I was getting tons of swipes. I’ve never experienced anything like it. By the end of three weeks I counted over 50 matches, excluding people whom I saw liked me but I wasn’t into, or I wasn’t in their city anymore.

One of them was Mariana, a nearby 21-year-old student. Remember how I said some of this story is going to sound like bullshit? Well she loved that my profile mentioned trading memes as a form of love. As someone looking to improve her English who also enjoys memes in English and in Portuguese, she wanted to get to know me. We chatted for a bit in both languages, where she made fun of my attempts at communicating through Google Translate.

Oh, and she was completely fucking out of my league. The word “beautiful” doesn’t even begin to describe her. Big full brown eyes, a petite body, and long, gorgeous red hair. Picture /u/gingerpuss but with Disney eyes. And most importantly, she had these big, full plump lips. The word “dick-sucking lips” doesn’t even begin to describe them. Along the lines [of these]([https://imgur.com/a/Gd4HcVV](https://imgur.com/a/Gd4HcVV)), but even thicker somehow.I knew I had to have my cock between them.

​We move our conversation from Tinder to WhatsApp and I finally ask if she wants to go out. She responds with “200 reais” (about $50). I tell her that I’ve really enjoyed talking to her, but I’m looking for a date, not a prostitute. She responds by telling me that she likes talking to me also, and is not a prostitute. She just has a fetish for being paid for attention and sex that she’s never had the balls to go for (I found out after our tryst that she was actually telling the truth). Basically because we hit it off well and I’m from out of town, she wants to try fulfilling it with me. I ask if she’s asking to get paid to hang out or if she wants to paid for sex. She says we can do basically whatever I want and it’s part of the fetish. After she sends me her real Instagram and we talk back and forth some more, I decide to go for it. And I tell her that I find her mouth really sexy and want to cum in it. She tells me in Portuguese that she loves giving blowjobs and that she’ll make sure I never forget her.

She had class that day but sent me updates. She decided to go through with it and sent me pictures in a dark black crop top and dress while she was getting ready. At one point I get a picture that’s just her face and she asks “How’s this color of lipstick?” I tell her that something a little lighter would work but it’s fine if she doesn’t want to change it. She changed it.

After asking me to call an Uber, she tells me she’s really nervous and is on her way to the hotel I’m staying at. She walks into the lobby and my eyes look like a fucking Looney Toon when they see something shocking. She looks gorgeous. Black crop top, black skirt, dark red lipstick, black hi heels, and black eyeshadow with heavy eyeliner. I’m getting looks in the lobby. We kiss, hold hands, and proceed to my room.

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— SEXY STUFF BEGINS HERE —

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We start making out in my hotel room. She just goes for it, leaving lip prints all over my face and mouth while she giggles at how red they look. She unzips my pants in front of the mirror, gets on her knees, and proceeds to start giving me a full porn star blowjob. Her big full lips are wrapped around my cock while her gorgeous eyes look up at me. I want to lay down, so we move to the bed where she keeps up the good work. There’s a line of spit going from my cock to her mouth every time she pops me out of her mouth while she keeps me in awe. Every so often she deepthroats me, her perfect mouth wrapped around the bottom of my shaft. I ask her to take off her clothes and she’s even more gorgeous. Her nipples are pink and completely erect on her perfectly shaped pale, petite body. She has an unshaved lower body and legs and a perfectly shaved pussy (the first indication that she was actually telling the truth about this being a fetish). I ask her to try eating my ass and without hesitation she asks me to spread my legs and starts doing it.

She pulls her mouth off of me, and says in her gorgeous accent, “Say it! Eu quero porrar na sua cara.” That means “I want to cum on your face.” I almost did right there. I tell her that she’s a good little slut, and she responds with “I’m *your* slut. Where do you want to cum? You can finish *anywhere*”, pointing to her mouth, her face, and her tits. She was definitely not as shy as she seemed on Tinder. At this point, there’s a pool of spit on the bedsheets and 3/4 of her lipstick is worn off, most of it on my face and my cock.

We try to fuck with a condom. I get nervous and also admittedly deal with death grip, so it doesn’t happen. But she talks dirty in my ear in Portuguese while jacking me off and masturbating. It’s one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen.

Finally, she goes back to work with her magnificent mouth. I tell her to use her hand more and purse her lips completely. She speeds up and finishes me off with the best orgasm I’ve ever had while my cock, balls, and legs are completely coated in layers of saliva from her perfect blowjob. Normally I’m not a fan of spitters, but she spit my cum so it landed on her plump bottom lip and down onto her body and the bed. Those poor hotel maids.

We take a shower for a bit and then cuddle and do some pillow talk. She tells me that she’s had this fetish for a few years, but was also in a long term relationship with a guy who never tried to make sure she felt pleasure and that she felt free after they broke up. In one of our WhatsApp messages, she told me she didn’t want me to go down on her. She explained that she’s really self-conscious because she’s never orgasmed from oral. While we’re embracing, cuddling, and kissing, I ask if I can finger her and she says yes. I start fingering her, gradually finding her G-spot and increasing the pressure of my come hither motion. At her urging, I go down and start tonguing her clit. She grabs me, her cunt clenches, and she cums all over my fingers. I lick her wetness off of them. Then she asks me to bend her over and spank her for a bit. I figure out just how hard she likes it while she smiles and moans.​

We keep cuddling and talking about my travels, what she likes, how she wants to learn English and is really self-conscious about her language skills (for reference, her English is like 80% there). I reassure her that she’s fine. She compliments my eyes while we just lay there. Eventually we make out a bit more, she gets dressed, and says goodbye. I have to remind her to take the cash off of the nightstand.

We’ve been talking a lot since our encounter. This more or less confirms that she was telling the truth about having a fetish for being paid for sex, since why would she still be talking to a random American who’s thousands of miles away if she wasn’t? She told me she thinks I’m sweet and really patient with her English. I tell her I thought she was a prostitute not just because she asked for money, but because she was way out of my league.

She was baffled and I had to assure her that she’s actually really pretty. I’m currently helping her with her English with some occasional affectionate messages back and forth. We’re providing emotional comfort for each other, and I hope we continue to stay in touch. And not a single cent has been exchanged since.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9b3u9g/mf_getting_the_best_blowjob_ive_ever_had_on

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