[MF] Getting the best blowjob I’ve ever had on vacation – A Tinder Tale [oral, attempt at sex, prostitution fetish, kind of sweet]

Everything below is true, except for some very slight details. Parts of it sound like complete bullshit, but I swear to god that they’re real.

I’ve always wanted to go to Brazil. It has an interesting history, a diverse population, fantastic music, and has everything you could ever want. And of course the women are beautiful. It sounds like bullshit when I say that the women aren’t one of the main reasons I wanted to go. But they’re a bonus :).

About me. I’m about 5’3″, in my mid-20s, losing my hair, am overweight, and have a perfect average 5.5″ cock. On an average week I might get three Tinder right swipes. In Brazil, with a tiny bit of Portuguese on my profile (basically just Foda [Jair Bolsonaro]([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jair_Bolsonaro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jair_Bolsonaro)) and a sentence about how long I was in a given city) and my exact English profile, I was getting tons of swipes. I’ve never experienced anything like it. By the end of three weeks I counted over 50 matches, excluding people whom I saw liked me but I wasn’t into, or I wasn’t in their city anymore.