Alright, this happened to me last year and is more comedic than anything else. It’s a long story but pays out.
I was working a marine debris and oil spill as an environmental contractor last year in the Georgia coast. I had started hooking up with one of the Turtle biologists from a neighboring island, and on the evening in question, I had opened up my plans for her. Instead, she came over, fucked me, and then promptly left. Feeling a bit underwhelmed and used I went to the beach to tan and read. I downloaded tinder and quickly matched and started talking to a 7/10 blonde who I realize my roommate had been talking to before he got hitched the week prior. Realizing this could be a hit of fun, I made plans to meet with her, tan home to get changed and texted her from my roommates phone asking to hang out before meeting at a local pub.