A wild ride with two down and dirty Georgia sluts [MFF]

Alright, this happened to me last year and is more comedic than anything else. It’s a long story but pays out.

I was working a marine debris and oil spill as an environmental contractor last year in the Georgia coast. I had started hooking up with one of the Turtle biologists from a neighboring island, and on the evening in question, I had opened up my plans for her. Instead, she came over, fucked me, and then promptly left. Feeling a bit underwhelmed and used I went to the beach to tan and read. I downloaded tinder and quickly matched and started talking to a 7/10 blonde who I realize my roommate had been talking to before he got hitched the week prior. Realizing this could be a hit of fun, I made plans to meet with her, tan home to get changed and texted her from my roommates phone asking to hang out before meeting at a local pub.

[m]y second threesome: a mixture o[f] pride, and o[f] shame

This happened to me when I was in college. Nothing like it has happened since. This is the first time I’ve ever willingly told the whole story.

I was coming home from a normal day of working as a lifeguard at my university’s pool. It had been a particularly shitty shift, so when I got home, I loaded up a bowl, and promptly began to chat with my roommate about whatever stupid shit happened to be on our minds.
Once I was good and high, my friend (let’s call her Lucy), texts me “hey can you take a picture of your work uniform for the parks service, my friend [Sarah] is going to work for them and wants to know what she needs to get.”
I walk back to my closet, open the door, and boom, Lucy and Sarah jump out and tell boo. Being hella stoned I scream a high pitched scream and fall over into my bed. Lucy and Sarah bust up laughing and Lucy comes over and starts to tickle me. Once I calm down I notice two things: they had taken by bottle of vodka into the closet and had clearly been drinking, and Sarah, who I had never met before, was HOT.