A wild ride with two down and dirty Georgia sluts [MFF]

Alright, this happened to me last year and is more comedic than anything else. It’s a long story but pays out.

I was working a marine debris and oil spill as an environmental contractor last year in the Georgia coast. I had started hooking up with one of the Turtle biologists from a neighboring island, and on the evening in question, I had opened up my plans for her. Instead, she came over, fucked me, and then promptly left. Feeling a bit underwhelmed and used I went to the beach to tan and read. I downloaded tinder and quickly matched and started talking to a 7/10 blonde who I realize my roommate had been talking to before he got hitched the week prior. Realizing this could be a hit of fun, I made plans to meet with her, tan home to get changed and texted her from my roommates phone asking to hang out before meeting at a local pub.

I met her (E) and her best friend (T) at the bar and opened with “how’re you gonna invite me out but leave my best friend on read”. Her homie enjoyed me calling her out. We ran some food, chat, get inebriated, etc. it’s all relatively uneventful except that I was gelling with her best friend much better than her. We headed to a nearby dive bar to get more trashed, as one does in the south, and about half an hour later, my roommate showed up. We chatted, he explained that my date had invited him but that he had just showed up for moral support.

We got pretty ratchet, played pool, etc. being that we were with the two hottest girls in the place and that I dress and act fairly gay, local dudes kept on buying them drinks which they would take one sip of, pass to me and I would thank them.

My roommate headed home, leaving me with the two screeching harlots and a bar full of down bad blue collar Georgia boys. Well thanks to the Georgia boys we were able to all get very drunk and when they felt sufficiently creeped out we began to leave. On our way out the door T’s tongue ended up in my mouth and we began very sloppily snogging as we stumbled down the stairs, the whole bar jeering at us the whole way down. “What happened to yo tongue boy?” That sort of stuff. By the time we made it to my dates care she was berating us for being indiscreet, ratchet, whatever. T pulled E over by the shirt and I began making out with E to shut her up. Feeling cheeky I pressed them together and made them make out, before inserting myself again and mingling out tongues and mouths in the sort of sloppy, biting mess of a three way makeout that one can only enjoy when they’re truly hammered.

They ask where we can go I say my house, t drags me in the back seat leaving E to drive us. T and I continue to make out while I peak off periodically to give E directions, somehow by the final stoplight T succeeded in getting my pants off and my cock inside of her. I thrust into her with abandon. E turned to ask for the final direction and saw me ducking her best friend at which she exclaimed “y’all couldn’t even wait to get home to start? I want some dick too!” I grabbed her by the throat and told her to shut up and drive at which she just moaned and followed my command.

We got to my house and E had to pull me off of T as we made our way in the front door. I tore my clothes off as I walked through the house. My roommate saw us from his stoop on the back porch and sai”what are y’all crazy kids up to” I yelled “nothing you want to be a part of” and closed the back door. I grabbed T, threw her over my shoulder and began running up the stairs, slamming my head into the wall a the top. I threw her on my bed , running down stairs to grab E only to find her flirting with my roommate.

Angry that my threesome had just been turned into a twosome I went back upstairs to go hatefuck T. We began to hookup again but I realized that I would have to be at work in only a few hours and my gear was strewn about the downstairs. I took my leave and ran back downstairs to gather up my keys phone and wallet, and to text my coworker to pick me up and take me to my car, which I had left and the bar, before work.

With all that taken care of I went back upstairs to finally fuck the slut waiting for me in my bed. I get in and I hear one of the loudest snores I’ve ever heard. I shake her, bite her neck, caress her all in futile attempts to coax her back to consciousness, but to no avail. Eventually I just resigned to falling asleep to the not so gentle sound of her snores.

That’s the story of how I went from a twosome to a threesome to a nosome all in about 20 minutes. Hope you guys enjoyed.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v69t69/a_wild_ride_with_two_down_and_dirty_georgia_sluts