Author: thenewker

[f/m/m/m/m] Four blowjobs, a bitch, and one finished relationship

Someone asked me in a PM how my weekend was and I ended up writing enough to make a mild-ish story for you all. Sorry the writing's kinda shitty, I didn't mean for this to be posted here and now i'm too lazy to fix it. Well, here's my weekend:

I just hit up a few friends for some fun on Sat. night. I went to a friend's house to watch a movie. There was him and 3 other guys there, and one of them had his girlfriend with him. Something in the movie got us talking about blowjobs for some reason and one of the guys said he never had one before. The guy with the girlfriend said he had some good ones before, and his gf flipped the fuck out. Apparently she never would blow him, and the only other girl he dated was a friend of hers, who told her she never did suck his dick. But now the guy's saying his last girl sucked it all the time and she was good at it. Read more »

My girl[f]riend and I [f], playing slutty at the beach last summer (with a little audience)

This was a PM I just wrote for someone who asked for a good story of something I've done. I spent enough time writing it I decided it should be shared.

I'll tell you a little story about the beach though. My girlfriend Kat and I spent the day at a beach last summer. We really weren't looking for anything fun, just trying to get away and relax for a day. We just laid on the beach chatting and watching people. We were in bikinis, of course, since I know you need to know that :). Mine was a low cut medium blue bikini with a bow on the front. It held up my boobs really good but didn't really cover everything it should. The bottoms were almost but not quite a thong, same blue color. Kat's top was white, which looks really good cause her skin is a lot darker than mine in summer, and it was a string bikini with pretty tiny triangles to cover her boobs. It works good on her cause hers are pretty small. Her bottoms were tiny, tiny lowriding bikini bottoms and looked perfect with her awesome thigh gap. Read more »

[fMM] Sometimes I move relationships too fast. This is my random fuck with two guys last week.

This is a PM I sent to a random reddit friend, and it was too long to not share. This happened about two weeks ago now. Hope you enjoy!

I was hanging out with a new-ish friend of mine (girl) who's a little older and has her own apartment, so it's nice to have a getaway. None of my high school friends have their own place obviously. Her building is right by a university and pretty much full of students so in the summers it gets pretty loud and fun on most nights. Anyway,I was there on a really hot and humid day so I jumped in the shower for 5 mins mostly to cool off. When I was out and drying off, I heard some voices talking in the apartment. My friend said something and walked to her room and closed the door. A few seconds later, the bathroom door opened and a guy said, "Hey, [my friend], where are– what the fuck?!", totally not expecting to see me standing there in literally just a bra. We made eye contact, froze for a second or two, until I gave him a look like, "Uhh, hello. I'm obviously not who you're looking for" and he closed the door and found my friend and asked who the naked girl in the bathroom was. Read more »

[f][MF] Fun times on video chat!

On last Monday I woke up feeling really tired and groggy and kinda depressed and it felt like a sucky day for school, so I made the brave sacrifice of giving it up so I could stay home and relax and eat and just be lazy for a while. Parents were gone, house was empty, awesome.

I stayed asleep till about 10 o'clock, watched some stupid Youtube videos, and eventually got up at about 11. After a few snacks it was time to shower. Something stupid that I love doing but can only do when my parents are gone is not drying myself after a shower. After I rinsed off, I just got out and walked back to my room dripping wet and completely naked, just a small hair towel in my hand. It leaves a trail of water all over the floor from the bathroom to the bedroom so nobody appreciates when I do this, but parents won't be home for a long time so screw them! Read more »