Author: denoumxnt

Funnest first date in a while: A quick and dirty story [MF]

After about three years of dating exclusively through the internet (apps and Reddit), I was a little skeptical when my friend offered to set me up with a friend of his. The fact that he’d dated a while back was also a little funny to me, but he genuinely believed we’d make a better match than he ever did and encouraged me to give it a shot.

She and I traded texts for a few days, until finally agreeing to meet at a New Orleans-themed bar in downtown. I wasn’t surprised to find it mostly empty on a Sunday evening, save for a few groups of hardcore Sunday Fundayers raging against the dying of the weekend. When Jess (we’ll call her) finally arrived, I was really impressed; my buddy had said she was cute, but I’d expected it to be a euphemism for “okay.” But cute was the perfect description — she was petite (at about 5’3″), with short hair and an adorable smile. Read more »

Our last Valentine’s Day [mf]

You waited until I’d gotten on the freeway to fuck with my head. It started simple enough — first you reclined the seat back a bit, then stretched your legs. It wasn’t until you’d started lifting up your dress that I’d realized what was happening. You hiked it up slowly, watching for my reaction along the way. It was hard to keep my eye on the road; you were getting so close to the end. That’s when I noticed your big surprise — you weren’t wearing any underwear.

Your pussy was freshly waxed, and as you sat up to pull your dress completely under you, I could hear how turned on you were, the sound of your lips rubbing against each other, so wet. You rubbed your clit, then slid your fingers inside yourself; you didn’t really need to, you knew you’d be getting my cock soon enough, but you wanted to watch me squirm, especially when you took your fingers out and held them in front of me, then spread your fingers so that I could see how just sticky they were. And, of course, when you put them in your mouth and sucked on them, both at first, then one at a time for good measure. Read more »