[M] Let’s talk about unwanted calls

I’m a bad person when it comes to receiving scam calls, but after getting 25 in one day I couldn’t take it anymore and decided to do what I could to make sure they don’t want to call me. I know sexual harassment isn’t ok and in everyday life I do what I can to avoid anything close to it, but I’ve found nothing that works better to waste scam callers time and make them stop calling than aggressively sexually harassing them. I’m a straight male but I’m comfortable enough in my sexuality to say extremely sexual things to the 90% of the callers that are male, getting them to hang up almost immediately.

The other 10% though have made me develop a new kink. Admittedly I love it when I hear a woman’s voice on the other end and I’ve evolved it from just sexually harassing them to masturbating while I talk to them. I started out with being blunt and blatant about what I’m doing and typically they hang up quickly, but I’ve developed a bit of finesse lately that’s allowed me to keep them on the phone longer with them still aware of what I’m doing to myself while talking to them.

Funnily enough I received a scam call while writing this and was lucky enough to get a woman on the phone. I dropped not-so-subtle hints at what I was doing all while answering her questions, delighting in her pauses and nervous giggles as she wasn’t sure what to do. Still not the most successful I’ve been, as she did hang up after a minute but it was still a thrill.

My suggestion to those reading, men and women alike, if you are tired of the scam calls and want to have some fun either wasting their time, making them uncomfortable, or getting them in trouble at their call center, feel free to take a page out of my playbook and enjoy the inevitable scam calls in the best way.

J

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/10laflv/m_lets_talk_about_unwanted_calls