[M] Let’s talk about unwanted calls

I’m a bad person when it comes to receiving scam calls, but after getting 25 in one day I couldn’t take it anymore and decided to do what I could to make sure they don’t want to call me. I know sexual harassment isn’t ok and in everyday life I do what I can to avoid anything close to it, but I’ve found nothing that works better to waste scam callers time and make them stop calling than aggressively sexually harassing them. I’m a straight male but I’m comfortable enough in my sexuality to say extremely sexual things to the 90% of the callers that are male, getting them to hang up almost immediately.

The other 10% though have made me develop a new kink. Admittedly I love it when I hear a woman’s voice on the other end and I’ve evolved it from just sexually harassing them to masturbating while I talk to them. I started out with being blunt and blatant about what I’m doing and typically they hang up quickly, but I’ve developed a bit of finesse lately that’s allowed me to keep them on the phone longer with them still aware of what I’m doing to myself while talking to them.