[FM] The Costco Cashier made me jealous flirting with my best Friend… So I sucked his dick in the parking lot :S

**Long meandering story as usual. Sorry for the long wait between stories. I’ve been busy :<**

So… I kinda love Costco. Always have. Everything about it appeals to my introverted brain. The huge food portions so I can take less trips and have less interactions with people of course the free samples. … well I would take the free samples if I was brave enough. I was quite introverted even before the pandemic I often did not even take the free samples offered by Costco…unless it was a particularly tasty piece of dessert like cake.

Following a life change I ended up moving out to basically the middle of nowhere in rural Ontario. It was a drastic change after working in the hustle and bustle of the financial district of the big city. I really took for granted so I basically had to make pilgrimages out to the “local big city” in order to hoard up food for less people interaction. It was a pretty big life adjustment and it sadly made me even more socially awkward than I was previously.

Moving on to the pandemic era life my shitty social skills had worsened. I like most introverts I always try to take the self-check out lane because I am a weirdo that is incapable of talking to strangers. … Yet despite my crippling social anxiety I struck up a friendship with one of the self check out cashiers/attendant people. She had that incorrigible golden retriever social energy. I was always curt but polite with her. In spite of all that and my resting bitch face we stuck a relationship of sorts, an acquaintanceship I suppose.

Over the course of perhaps 2 years I eventually took her friendly conversation for flirting. I’m told this is particularly difficult for straight dudes summed up in that masterpiece of internet meme “Casually Explained – Is She Into Me” Well for lesbians/queer girls this situation is made even worse by the ye old engima of lesbian dating. The classic “is she flirting with me or is she complimenting me like a straight girl”. The act of unravelling the signs and mysteries of dating women is not easier on the other side lol… it’s even worse. Hence, the useless lesbian meme. Basically all of the “Is she into me” tropes bundled x2

Well turns out she was not in fact queer and I made a fool of myself which lead me to awkwardly avoid conversations with her for a time. Well, not very well because I usually had oversized stuff for the self checkout…

Fast forward to the summer of 2022 my best friend Adam had suddenly reentered my life and also entered me. So now that I have an extra hand, I ended up dragging him with me to Costco to forage for food. I’ve always been kind of obsessed with getting more exercise in my day to day life ever since I lost all my chonk. Some kind of fitorexia had taken hold of me in my adult years. I’m better now but at the time I was super obsessed with tracking my steps on my fit bit so I had Adam drive us all the way to the back of the parking lot so we could get more steps in much to his amusement.

Shopping for food at Costco, not an advertisement I swear, has always been a fun adventure for me. Seeing all of the fresh produce and foods before me always sets my creative culinary mind alight so I was whisked away into a good mood talking with Adam about what to cook for that night’s feast.

With a hop and a skip and a cart we ventured forth into the depths of Costco. Much to my delight the Costco samples had finally returned to the store. The world was healing (Not really though sadly). I guilty poked Adam and gestured towards the samples keen on avoiding human contact. Ushering him forth to gather up the food samples for me in a show of cowardice. Yes and I am that co-dependent on him to my shame.

With a full tummy and a full cart we headed off towards the shelf checkout with loot in cart. I spotted my acquaintance and gave her a wave from behind a row of people and carts. She brightened up and gave me a quick wave in between scanning a pile of water bottles.

A short wait later and we were finally at the checkout and I gave her an uncommonly bright smile usually reserved for the closet of friends. I scanned my membership card quickly and looked up. -Oh. She’s not looking at me. Her bright cherubic smile was on full display but her attention was focused on my best friend Adam who gave a small polite smile to her as he started to scan our loot into the machine.

“Ohh, whos your friend!” She chirped out with enthusiasm as she took a step closer to our cart scanner in hand without another glance at me. She’s never looked at me like that… oh god am I jealous of Adam.

“Uhm” I murmured quietly taken aback “This is Adam”

“Heyyyyyyyy Adam” She trilled off as she wandered off behind our cart scanning a large lump of goods on the bottom of the cart, crouching down to reach the tissues on the bottom. I swayed limp before the cart like a sapling in the wood confused. I stared at her. She was idly pressing down on the scanner pointing at the big box of tissues nowhere near the barcode. I followed her eyes. Is… she staring at his ass. I took half step over to the size and followed the glance. Yup. Definitely following his ass.

What the fuck. She’s so fucking brazen. Is this really happening? I felt a sudden surge of pang in my chest and thoughts coursed through my mind as I felt my pulse quicken. I had not felt this feeling since ages past in university when Adam introduced his past girlfriends to me. I struggled to understand that feeling at the time and was endlessly confused. Now older and somewhat wiser I instantly recognized that feeling. Fucking jealously.

“Gimme a sec here Adam, lemme scan your tissues” She said as she finally found the barcode and a beep startled me out of my jealous reverie. Calm down Allie. She’s just a friendly cashier, innocent glances right? You got a ton of history with Adam, he’s your best friend. Don’t sabotage your friendly relationship by being a jealous bitch. She bounced on her tip toes and popped up with a hop, her hair bouncing about her face. A stray hair fell upon her face.

“Can I can go ahead now?” Adam asked nonchalantly oblivious to the attention he was receiving. He turned from from the machine and reached into the cart without looking her.

“Yep yep!” She said with a smile that stretched from ear to ear. She looked down for a moment and the smile that flickered off for a moment before she reached into the cart aiming for the same object “Oh lemme get that for ya”

Her hand extended softly touched the edge of his rolled dress shirt sleeves and slowly dragged her hand down his exposed muscular forearms. What. The. Fuck. THAT’S FLIRTING RIGHT. I READ ABOUT MEMES ABOUT STRAIGHT GIRLS LIKE FOREARMS ALL THE TIME WITH ROLLED UP DRESS SHIRT SLEEVES. My eyes definitely bugged out as I saw her trace her fingers down his forearm to rest atop his hand.

“Don’t wanna mess up Allie’s cake. She loves this cake! She buys it every time I see her” She laughed brushing his hand away from the cake’s box.

“Oh yea, ha ha, I know she raves about this cake, never actually had it myself though” A said withdrawing his hand quickly.

Beep. The scanner went. I twitched. Befuddled. She turned her head over to A and gave him another of her cute smiles that had entranced me years ago when we first met. She leaned into him at an angle and bit her lower lip. The stray hair and fallen across her eyes. She brushed it back and tucked it behind her ear and leaned in and whispered something in Adam’s ear. Holy shit. What is happening. Is someone actually flirting with him in front of me? I stood there stupefied upright like a tree.

“Erm, what” A said backing up slightly. He cocked his head towards her and stared into her eyes with a confused look on his face.

“Can I get your number?” She said louder with a slight pout on her face

“Uhm, maybe another time we’re kinda pressed on time” He said with a slightly befuddled look on his face as he turned to with a question in his eyes. “Allie?”

“Oh no problem, Allie, text me his number when you get a chance ok girl?” She grinned and winked at me before walking off to another checkout. I stared back blankly her. My head followed her frame tracking her like an owl’s head on a swivel eyes wide as she helped another customer greeting them with another one of her customary friendly hellos. I just stared and stared at her confused and lost for words. It wasn’t much their little interaction but it was enough to shock me.

“Allie” Adam poked at my shoulder. I turned my head slowly and met his inquisitive and concerned look

“Are you ok?”

“Yep” I muttered broken out of my reverie and quickly paid and the rest of the walk back to the truck went by like a blur. This is the second Costco Cashier that’s flirted with Adam. Why. Is he that hot? What the fuck.

I sat in my truck weird thoughts coursing through my mind… I settled on something. I should suck his dick. Why I arrived at this conclusion I have no idea. Show him how much he means to me by sucking his dick. Yup. Gonna suck his dick. The truck door opened and closed and Adam hopped in with a sigh as he buckled himself in.

“That was kinda weird, you know that gir?” He asked reaching forward with a hand and pressed the button to start the truck with a rumble. He looked over at me with an eyebrow cocked.

“… Kinda”

“Hmm ok” He shrugged reaching for the shifter.

“Wait” My hand quickly shot out and held his hand in place atop of the shifter.

“Wait what?” He said. He quickly glanced at my hand atop of his and flickered back and forth between my eyes and hand confusion plain on his face. I pursed my lips and lifted my hand and reached toward the start button my stomach brushing against his fingers. I hesitated for a moment and shut off the truck

“Can I suck your dick”

“Dafuq”

I leaned forward resting an elbow on the armrest and pressed my shoulder into his and stared into his eyes biting my lip. I felt warm air on my face as I felt a snort escape his nose.

“… are you laughing at me”

“No – Maybe – “He chuckled before stopping and realization spread across his face. A smugness crept into his voice” Are you trying to flirt with me like that girl?”

“Oh so you knew she was flirting with you”

“Oh yea, for sure, I’m not dense like you”

“Fuck off” I huffed and fell back against the seat rolling my eyes. I felt his hand cup my chin rubbing and turning my face towards him. I could feel the heat of embarrassment show on my face. I can always tell..

“Aww, you’re all red” He laughed, he looked at me chin pointed up with a smirk on his face” Were you jealous?”

“No, fuck off” I grumbled pulling my face away from his grasp.

“You were totally jealous Allie” He said with that infuriatingly smug tone of his. When did he get this confident. Goddang. “Did you wanna kiss me…?” He looked over and wiggled his eyebrows at me his glasses slightly askew.

“Nope”

“Well alright then” He said with another chuckle reaching for the start button once more. “I thought we were gonna be more honest with each other”

“I wanna suck your dick” I said flatly. Adam’s hand froze and his head snapped towards me his mouth open. His face tinged with pink, a flush threatening to spread across his face.

“You were serious?”

“Please, can I” I begged him. I leaned across him and settled my body uncomfortably over the center console. His hands lifted up in the air, the picture of a surrender

“Allie are you insane…” He trailed off and I could feel him come to life against my cheeks through his jeans.

“We can stop anytime you wan, use your safe word if you want me to stop” I murmured softly rubbing my cheeks against his growing arousal. I paused feeling his hand on my head, petting me softly. I smiled. I put on bedroom eyes grasped his metal zipper between my teeth, trying to emulate someone far more daring than my usual self.

I pulled the zipper all the way down in a not so smooth motion. My hands ran across his body from a caress of his chin to his shoulders. I lingered on his biceps and forearms marveling at his hard work before pushing them to his sides. I reached down and the seatbelt came undone with a click. I pulled down his jeans and boxers to reveal him half aroused. I ran my hands over his cock, lightly squeezing and caressing him softly while I pressed my lips against his and slipped my tongue into his mouth entranced in a dance. I pulled away from, our eyes meeting one another panting heavily. I kissed him savagely again pressing my lips tight against his and tore away from him only to kiss the underside of his jaw. He whimpered. He actually whimpered. I giggled and pulled myself away from him grinning with excitement.

I could feel his arousal against my hand. I couldn’t wait any longer and took him into my mouth. I could hear a gasp escape his lips as he leaned back and sighed in pleasure. I could feel a sense of euphoria and pleasure that was intoxicating as I felt him grow firm inside my mouth. He moaned and sighed as I took him deeper and deeper into my mouth. My hands slid up his shirt, rubbing and lingering on his abs before rubbing his nipples atop of his pecs. Hmm squishy.

He let out a bark of laughter as I looked up at him covering his face with one his hands

“I can’t believe you’re doing this, you’re actually sucking my dick in a parking lot, this is… so slutty Alli-” He gasped as I took him further into my mouth and down my throat. I could feel my throat tighten around his cock as it pulsed and twitched inside me as I pushed myself up and down on his cock. I pulled out with a gasp, sucking in air, saliva and precum dangling from my lips in a lewd drip. I made no resistance as he grabbed my under my arm and pulled me into another kiss before pushing my head down on his cock savagely taking what was his.

I gladly took him deeper and deeper into my throat, enthralled by little sighs and twitches as his pleasure reached higher and higher peaks. I felt so powerful and aroused at the sounds he was making. I was doing this. I am making him go crazy. His moans and gasps were driving me to a higher and higher plane as if I was the one experiencing all of the pleasure.

“Allie please, I think I’m going to cum” He whispered out in a strangled voice. I pulled off of him and grinned evilly at him. “Allie what the fuck”

“Say you want it, say you want me to suck your dick”

“Allie… please”

“Please what”

“Suck my dick”

“Of course master” I purred out with an evil smirk on my face. “You only had to ask”

His ran his hands through my hair, found purchase and clasped around my head. I went back to my work and sucked on the top of his cock as I began to do one of his favorites. I pulled up his foreskin and pressed my lips on it in a quick peck. A kiss that would otherwise chaste was lewd as I felt him part and I could smell and taste his arousal. I slowly caressed his cock lovingly with hands and stuck my tongue in between his cock’s head and his foreskin.

His hips rocked upwards pushing my tongue deeper in between his foreskin, his face screwed up in pleasure. I could feel him grow wild and buck against my body as I swirled my tongue around his head and stroked my hand up and down the base of his cock. I could hear his pants grow ever wilder under my ministrations. I could feel him thrust lightly against me building his pleasure. All I could think of was. What a waste. We. Should. FUCK.

“Allie” He gasped out. I pulled off of him instantly and stared at him unblinking

“Allie! What the fuck. Again” He panted out annoyance plain on his face

“We should fuck”

“No. What the fuck – what the hell are you doing” He blurted out as I propped my knee up against the console and threw myself over him and reached down for the seat adjuster. I could feel his hands scrabble at me in an effort to push me off. The automatic seat adjuster was agonizingly slow as I heard it whirr in complaining as I pressed against it repeatedly trying to will it faster.

“Allie stop it, we are not fucking we are absolutely not fu-” He stopped alarm plain on his face. “Allie seriously stop it. Safe word”

“Whaa, why, no ones gonna notice” I whined, but I stopped immediately. I propped my self up against him my elbow digging into him

“Allie there’s literally someone right there” He grabbed my head roughly in contrast to his earlier gentleness and pushed my head to the window…. and there it was a car had pulled up to his about 5 spots later. A door opened and I could see a figure hop out as people began to disembark

“Oh shit-” I gasped as I pressed myself flat against his chest our hearts beating a drum beat against one another as we both prayed we were hidden. “….. are they gone?”

“Yea, let’s go home” Adam said with a serious look on his face. I quickly pushed myself back into my seat and buckled up face burning red. We set off dodging errant shoppers and finally made our way onto the road in silence. Eventually we ended up on a country road on route home. Of course being the stubborn weirdo I am…

“So, uhm…” I said quietly nervously shifting in my seat. ” Are you mad at me”

“Huh, no of course not” Adam said glancing over with a smile “It was dumb but, god, it was so exciting. I didn’t think you’d ever do anything like that” He shook his head in disbelief before grinning at me

“… so can I suck your dick now” I said encouraged by his happy mood “No ones gonna see for sure this time”

“Allie….” He said shaking his head.

“Alright alright, I’ll be normal” I said defensively settling back into the seat. Adam pursed his lips into a thin line and nodded and nodded some more.

He sighed. Reached down and unzipped. I grinned in victory.

**Epilogue of sorts I guess.**

Not that exciting for the rest of it. I almost made him come and he swerved so he made me stop so I kinda just “cock warmed” him the rest of the trip home for fun I guess. When we got back I was positively feral with desire for his cock. When we got back I leapt across him the moment he pulled into park and lay across his lap to reach for the automatic seat adjuster. He laughed at me and we giggled as the seat moved back and titled back with just enough room for me to clamber on top of him.

Then I awkwardly hopped onto his lap in cowgirl pulled down his jeans and shifted my skirt up and panties aside and rode him. Sadly it was more uncomfortable than sexy and I kept getting an intrusive thought in my mind that I was wasting gas with the AC on so I twisted in place while on his cock and shut off the car. Having sex in a vehicle in early summer still made for a hot environment. Literally. It got hot AF faster than I thought possible as I rode him frantically one hand on my clit rubbing trying to come. It was a literal furnace in there and I could feel my back and everything get sweaty. Blech. So I just hopped on his cock until he finally gave me his delicious cum and marked me as his.

All in all I’ll be honest it… wasn’t that great. Car/truck sex…kinda sucks. Anyways, we unpacked everything and then we hopped into our shower and washed each other of the gross stinky sweat and he made me come with some toys. The End

My other stories if you wanna read them I guess

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4 comments

  1. You’re right about car sex, especially in the front seats. I hope you didn’t get anything frozen at Costco, it would have been a puddle. Good story.

  2. so hot. I’m sorry to be blunt, but could I go out with you? Lol I kinda want to do it with you

  3. First things first, did the cashier ever find out that you and A are indeed a couple?

    > Fast forward to the summer of 2022 my best friend Adam had suddenly reentered my life and also entered me.

    This was awesome! The wordplay was simple yet clever, you’ve gotten really good at this writing thing! Being a dork really paid off *slow clap*

    > “Don’t wanna mess up Allie’s cake. She loves this cake! She buys it every time I see her” She laughed brushing his hand away from the cake’s box.

    Is this THE Tiramisu Cake? You finally found it! Did you eat the whole thing (again)?

    > This is the second Costco Cashier that’s flirted with Adam. Why. Is he that hot? What the fuck.

    At this point he probably is, if there’s a third one then yeah you got yourself a hottie LMAO!

    > I should suck his dick. Why I arrived at this conclusion I have no idea. Show him how much he means to me by sucking his dick.

    “The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. But there’s a shortcut through his dick” *wink wink nudge nudge*

    > My hands slid up his shirt, rubbing and lingering on his abs before rubbing his nipples atop of his pecs. Hmm squishy.

    Laughed at this part way more than I should have lol!

    But wow huh, A is just winning in this one! He definitely knew what he was doing at Costco *smug.*

    And even if you are a tree with a tsun-tsun face, you still lack that “ara-ara” energy so yeah LMAO!

    This was a joy to read! Seriously you have such a fun tone, also your writing is just *chefs kiss* now, it’s such an honour to witness you dork out your stories on here! Can’t wait for the next one, stay happy and in love you dorky pervs! Cheers to you Allie and A!

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