The Ultimate Butterface [MF]

This happened about five years ago. A girl from okcupid and I were meeting up at a coffee shop in the afternoon. I was stoked because she was very pretty and we had a lot in common. I got there on time, ordered a coffee, and waited. When a very homely girl came up to me and said she was so-and-so, I was obviously confused and disappointed.

This girl was like a 3. She had a very large nose, (I actually have thing for hook noses, but hers was tragically large) a severe underbite, no chin, thin lips, and her eyes were very asymmetrical. She was also hiding her figure under a big baggy hoodie, probably because it was unattractive too.

She was quick to admit that the pics were fake, but said the profile info was real. The pics were her friend, given with permission to catfish (her words). She told me I could leave right then, that she’d understand, but if I stayed she’d make it worth my time as long as the conversation was decent and I was okay with “banging an uggo.”

We had a frank conversation about her looks. She knew she was ugly, told me it was impossible to use her real pics on dating apps, even for meaningless hookups. She wanted a long term relationship, eventual marriage, but knew I was way out of her league. She wanted some dick, and was not shy about it.

Half an hour in, she asked if we could go back to my apartment for a drink and cuddles. I’d mentioned it was walking distance. She said she only wanted to come over if we were for sure going to fool around. I said sure. We still had a lot in common, and while she might have been ugly, she had a confident coolness, was very smart and easy to talk to.

I poured us some wine when we were back at my place, and when I brought it to her on the balcony I saw she’d taken off her hoodie. She wore only a thin tank top underneath, no bra. She had pretty big tits, full D’s I’m guessing, and her hard nips were placed quite high up. I asked if they were real. I guess it seemed incongruous for such an unattractive woman to have ideal breasts. She pulled her top off, told me to feel. They were real. Her face may have been a 3, but her boobs were an objective 10 and she knew it.

Things heated up then. I made out with her for all of 10 seconds before going to town on those glorious tiddies, down on my knees, worshipping at the altar of the Goddess Areolae. She soon starts pulling at me, wanting me to get up on my feet. She proceeds to undo my belt, unzip my fly.

I’m nervous that a neighbor is going to spy on us, but I can’t help but melt the moment her mouth takes me in. She’s no novice in the art of wang tongue. She blows me for a few minutes, and she seems so turned on and into it. She’s grabbing my ass and waist, pulling me into her mouth, writhing in her chair. She starts moaning softly on my cock, then loudly. She stops momentarily to say she’s cumming, then pops me back into her mouth. She came just from sucking cock.

I escort her to the bedroom where we smoke some weed, chill, talk. I tell her I’m impressed, that I never made a girl orgasm just by fucking her mouth. We’re cuddling, she’s lightly tickling my chest and arms while explaining that she has always cum very easily, but especially when she’s been edging to a certain hot guy’s profile pics for the last few days. Aww shucks.

With that, it was my turn to cum. I told her I wanted to fuck her perfect tits as I reached in the nightstand for some coconut oil. She seemed hesitant, asked if I could just fuck her doggy style or something. I told her that her tits were too inviting, could I please? She relented, but asked if I could maybe turn on some porn and watch it while I tittyfucked her. I refused, promising I’d focus on her boobs. She was so self conscious, but it made sense.

I spent a couple minutes massaging her boobs with oil. She closed her eyes, I guess not wanting to know if I was looking at her face. I was rock hard by the time I told her to squeeze them together for me. I was mostly watching her tits as I slid through, but I also studied her face some. She was truly bad looking. I didn’t wanna stare too much in case she opened her eyes, but it was interesting to think about the fact that some people just win the genetic lottery while others… hey at least she won the titty lottery.

I was close to cumming and asked if I could unload on her tits. She said sure, so I asked if she could kneel for me. She got on her knees and blew me to help me cum, used her hands expertly. I grabbed her hair in handfuls and gently fucked her mouth (with my eyes closed, thinking of her tits). I told her I was ready, to hold her tits for me, and came all over them. They looked even better glazed.

We chilled for a bit, had some oven pizza, put on a movie. She asked if she could give me a back massage. She was really good. I told her I’d return the favor. Once she was prone I realized what an amazing ass she had. I’d been so focused on the front that I neglected the back. I told her she had an incredible body. She said yeah, she’d be the perfect pornstar if it weren’t for her face.

I got pretty hard while kneading her back and bubble butt. I asked if I could slip on a condom and she said hurry up. I fucked her prone bone for such a long time. She played with her clit and got herself off so many times I lost count. I pulled her up into doggy and fucked her really hard for a bit, face down ass up, slamming into her meaty cheeks. Having covered her perfect tits, it was time to do the same to that beautiful ass. I pulled out, ripped off the rubber, and sprayed all over her fat cheeks and pussy.

We were spent. She slept over, and she rode me cowgirl and reverse in the morning. She wanted to swallow my cum, and who was I to say no. We showered together, I fucked her from behind while playing with her clit and she came. I came on her ass again.

When she was leaving I said we should do it again sometime. She said she’d have to decline. She was already falling for me and didn’t wanna get her heart broken. I understood, we hugged, she left.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/npze2c/the_ultimate_butterface_mf

3 comments on “The Ultimate Butterface [MF]

  1. What a fascinating and slightly tragic story. Thanks for sharing. It is nice that you showed some compassion towards her.

    I confess that I’m fairly fascinated by beauty standards. Obviously they’re largely cultural — different cultures and societies think different facial structures are beautiful. It is odd to think in a different era or culture she might be considered normal looking. It is nice that the girl in the story was fairly confident despite self-identifying as ugly.

    I aspire to date people of all different subjective looks, to try to look beyond superficial beauty standards. I think this experience was hot and would aspire to a similar one, though perhaps without the initial deception on her part.

  2. This was a wild story. She sounds like she knew herself really well, what she wanted, and what she had to avoid. What a crazy situation she must be in. This is kindofa fucked up question, but like… would plastic surgery be able to correct the things that you found unattractive about her or was it… too much for work to even fix?

  3. She could be any one of many reddit posters that don’t show face…lol. Interesting read, she actually sounds really cool.

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