[FM] Carwash Shenanigans

This post happened a few years ago when I was a senior in college.

Here is the context, the regime running my sorority during my junior year was as uptight as you could get. They enforced every rule regardless of context. They enforced rules that no one ever enforces. A lot of the girls were fed up with it, so when we elected leadership for the following year, we ended up going to reactionary extreme. We elected a set of party girls who didn’t give a shit about any of the rules. It was an overeaction and things quickly went off the rails.

We were holding our annual carwash to raise funds. In past years, everyone played it straight. No drinking. No grab ass. You smile, you get the money, you wash the car. If a guy made a lewd comment or propositioned someone, he was immediately ejected. One girl got in a ton of trouble for smushing her boobs against the window of her boyfriend’s car. It was a lot like the environment at Hooters.

This year when we showed up to the event, we found that the president had gotten a bunch of diet cokes, poured have of it out, and refilled them with Jack Daniels. That was the only liquids provided. Needless to say after an hour in the sun drinking Jack and cokes, we were all a little messy.

Most of us were in bikini tops and shorts. Some girls were in one pieces. There is always a bit of catcalling, but the leadership usually handled it or ignored it. This year, the new leadership was calling back and escalating things. As we got drunker, we got wilder. A couple of times the president pulled a girls top to the side. One girl flashed her boyfriend and half the other cars in the lot were collateral damage.

In the last hour, things crossed the lines. We were in groups of three in a parking lot. My group was in the back corner. One of the girl’s boyfriends showed up. After some flirty back and forth, she got in the passenger’s side of the car. The other girl and I gave each other the “no she just didn’t” look. Sure enough she was in there blowing him. 5-10 minutes later, she came out, hair a mess with all the money from his wallet.

Some of the other girls nearby caught on to what happened. The president came over to see what we were all laughing about. Instead of reprimanding the girl, she got a pat on the back.

It was clear we could do anything we wanted. Another girl next to us blew her boyfriend in his car. I didn’t have a boyfriend at the time, but I had a friend with benefits. He showed up about 30 minutes before the end. Seeing these other girls hook up had gotten me all hot and bothered.

I got into my friend’s car. I started to blow him which just made me hornier. I told him to pull out and go around the corner. The way this was set up was people pulled in from the street and exited out the back through a one way alley going left. I had my friend turn right and pull into a parking space behind the building next door.

We were hidden from the traffic leaving the carwash. My friend and I got out. I dropped my bottoms and he did the same. I bent over in the space between the open passenger side door and the car. My friend started taking me roughly from behind.

I was so horny I was howling. This must have caught the attention of one of the guys who lived in the building we were behind. He called out from his back deck something like, “Way to go bro. Pound that slut!” The yelling caught my attention.

I looked up and made eye contact with him. I thought I should yell something back like “Fuck you,” but I was in the home stretch so nothing more than a moan came out.

Some guy turned the wrong way down the alley. Since my friend hadn’t pulled all the way in, the driver was going slow because it was a tight squeeze.

He saw us. He honked and rolled down his window. He leaned over and took a picture with his phone. I am sure it was a shitty picture that was mostly just my friend’s hairy ass.

After this guy drove off, my friend started pounding as quick as he could. He wanted to finish as quickly as he could before anyone else saw us. I came just before he blew his load inside me. This was our first time without a condom.

We put our clothes on. I walked back to the carwash which was shutting down at this point. I got some knowing looks and cheeky comments. I don’t know how much shit went down in the rest of the carwash but our little corner definitely got up to some no good.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/99yvfy/fm_carwash_shenanigans

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