[FM] Carwash Shenanigans

This post happened a few years ago when I was a senior in college.

Here is the context, the regime running my sorority during my junior year was as uptight as you could get. They enforced every rule regardless of context. They enforced rules that no one ever enforces. A lot of the girls were fed up with it, so when we elected leadership for the following year, we ended up going to reactionary extreme. We elected a set of party girls who didn’t give a shit about any of the rules. It was an overeaction and things quickly went off the rails.

We were holding our annual carwash to raise funds. In past years, everyone played it straight. No drinking. No grab ass. You smile, you get the money, you wash the car. If a guy made a lewd comment or propositioned someone, he was immediately ejected. One girl got in a ton of trouble for smushing her boobs against the window of her boyfriend’s car. It was a lot like the environment at Hooters.

[F]ucked [M]y student’s father

I am a 24 year old, 5’3” woman with auburn hair. I weigh about 105 lbs.I have always had a high sex drive. Being a reasonably attractive woman, I haven’t had trouble sating my urges since becoming sexually active. Most of the time it is with a boyfriend. Between relationships I rely on FWBs and the rare one night stand.

I began running into trouble recently. About a year ago, I moved to a new area with my boyfriend. We ended up breaking up about 6 months ago. I don’t really have a FWB nearby. Given that I get up at 5:00 AM every morning for work, my ability to meet someone at a club or even go on normal dates is limited because I basically turn into a zombie at 9:00 PM.

This story happened two weeks ago. At the time, I hadn’t had sex in 2 months and hadn’t had a man give me an orgasm in about 4 month. I was getting thirsty to say the least. I couldn’t look at a man between the ages of 20 and 40 without sizing them up sexually. Though given my job, 90% of the adults I interact with are women.