The time I fucked my friend’s friend next to a dumpster [MF]

So this is not my classiest moment, but it’s definitely one of my favorites. It’s from a few years ago now from when I was living in Boston for a bit. Details changed all over for obvious reasons. I had just moved to the city and I was staying at my uncle’s place– important for the story later.

I went to my friend Jessica’s birthday– honestly, she was really cute. I was friends with her boyfriend, James (I always called them J and J) and there were about 23 of us at a long table at a pub kind of place. I was having a blast, talking everyone’s ears off– there was one girl name Melissa who really caught my eye who sat kitty corner to me. She had these Hazel eyes and this absolutely insane curly hair that screamed ‘I’m a California yuppie’ that was crazy different from everyone else at the table.

I cracked a really bad joke, and she giggled. I think it was about poop. My general rule is– they laugh at poop, holy shit they’re a winner.

Melissa was sexy in an athletic way. This curly black hair stuck out, almost like an afro, but she was incredibly pale too, with freckles. Her ass was better than a box of Snickers bars, her tits were these ‘I smoke all the pot’ perfect mounds. I later found out she was a runner. I on the other hand, was in pretty terrible shape but I always got away with it then by just being a bit of a goober.

We moved from the pub to a club, and most of the party broke up. I realized it was just Jessica, me, and Melissa– even James had left. Melissa came up to me and started dancing– I started doing classics like “the lawnmower” and “the shopping cart”. She was completely into it. We started grinding together– Jessica came up to Melissa and tapped her on the shoulder and I could hear them whispering about me. (“Don’t just leave me here!” “Call James, I don’t care. I’m going to fuck his brains out.”)

Then she turned back to me. We kept dancing for awhile. Then we started making out (we were THOSE people) and she whispered to me when there was a break in the music: “I need you to fuck me. NOW.”

I got the signal.

We left Jessica on her birthday behind (I know, I know!) and I got outside. “Let’s go to your place,” I said, not wanting to bring someone back to my Uncle’s tiny ass apartment.

“Um…” she hemmed. “I’m just in town for a week visiting family. What about your apartment?”

Shit.

“Sure we can’t use your basement? I’m just staying with family too.”

We both looked at each other like “You’re fucking kidding me” and I quickly looked around. I saw an alleyway. “Fuck it,” I thought. I grabbed her hand.

“Follow me'” I said.

She followed. We went into the alley behind the club. The music was thumping out into the street and you could even hear a little cheering from the crowd inside. And there it was.

A giant-ass dumpster.

I grabbed her and pushed her up against the dumpster. We saw street lights coming and neither of us gave a shit. She was wearing a skirt, and I reached under– we’d been doing foreplay for over an hour on the dance floor by now.

No underwear.

“Mmm, I already took care of that part,” she giggled. “Let’s get your part out?”

I laughed out loud. “Are you in a porno?” I asked as I started to awkwardly take off my own belt.

“Well we’re going to fuck against a dumpster aren’t we?” she asked as she grabbed my (very) hard dick. “Let’s act like it.” She dropped to her knees and just took it all in her mouth. To this day, I’m still shocked. I barely saw her move– I was going to cum in like 3 seconds.

“Stop!! STOP!!” I drunkenly said and pulled her off. “I’m not about to cum before I get to fuck your brains out.”

She laughed mischievously and put her hands up on the dumpster and stuck her beautiful, perfectly formed and plump ass out. Her skirt was leaned up, her and her tits we’re hanging out. And I had never been so primed ever.

I grabbed her hips and pushed I– I slipped in easily and it was warm and awesome and amazing. And I focused all of my energy on lasting as long as humanly possible. The club started to die down a bit– the only sounds I was hearing were my dick thrusting in with an amazing squishy sound and her gasps every few seconds too.

I wish I could say I was a God among men and that I lasted 15 minutes and she came and came and came. But that ain’t what happened. Probably 2 minutes in, I gave up. “I’m going to cum,” I kind of dryly entoned and she sped up, that motherfucker. She took control and rammed it in harder, and I just splooshed cum out everywhere (condoms, who needs em I guess, right?).

Someone down the alley went “WOO!!! FUCK YEAH DUDE!” Melissa looked back at me sheepishly as she straighted down her dress. I kissed her again, and I told her that we were going to do this again sometime and she agreed. She got a taxi. I did get lunch with her again once but she moved to Australia for work. Haven’t talked to her in the past couple of years.

And that was the time I literally fucked someone next to a dumpster.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6ifvu7/the_time_i_fucked_my_friends_friend_next_to_a

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