I just wanted to hang out with someone, honest. [M20/F22]

Getting sick of all these fake ass stories with 8 inch dicks that "aren't that big". Shut the fuck up you erotic fiction mother fucker and listen up to a real story with all the shitty parts.

It was December 2013, I had broken with my girlfriend of 3 years only a month prior and was feeling extremely lonely. I've always been kind of a mushy guy, and there was this girl, Lynn, whom I'd had a huge crush on ever since I met her when I was 17.

With a whiskey bottle in hand I sent her a message on Facebook:

"Lynn, this is going to come off as strange but frankly I couldn't care less. I've had a huge crush on you for years, and I was wondering if you'd like to hang out at my place and share a few drinks over some friendly conversation." I swear to god I didn't want to have sex, I was just lonely and I knew she lived near by.

Weeks went by and I forgot I sent the message. I ended up hooking up with a high school friend named Miley. We both had a dry spell, we both needed it, so we fucked. Story for another time.

Anyway, fast forward back to Lynn.

It wasn't until Christmas Day that she replied to my message. Thinking it was sweet and kinda funny. (Drunk me didn't fuck it up.) And she agreed to hang out. After a few minutes of conversation she said she was gonna take a shower. I got brave, and kinda creepy, and said "Take pics ;) lol jk have a nice shower".

She didn't respond for 30 minutes and I thought I had fucked this up. Until my phone lit up, it was an image of her bent over a bathroom counter in only a leopard print bra and her glasses. Instant boner. She was light skinned, 5"7, with just the right amount of curves on her slimming body. Not petite by any means, and no where near being fat, she was simply a woman. Perfect.

I was speechless for a few seconds. Or textless, whatever, fuck you. I finally replied, "I have to say this, but I would LOVE to eat you out sometime."

Suddenly we're sexting and we agree to meet at my apartment the next day.

Yada yada yada a day goes by

I'm sitting in my apartment. I know she's on her way, I have condoms, I have wine, I have a mattress on the floor with a tv stand in the living room and no other furniture. Mostly, I'm nervous. She knocks at my door and I let her in. I can almost feel all my confidence slipping away as she walks through the door.

We small talk for a bit, I show her my place and how empty it is. We laugh. I go for it. I lean in and kiss her.

It's very gentle at first. Cautious and excited. We steadily build up and are full on making out. She tastes like Chapstick. We eventually move into the bedroom. I going to do what I said I was gonna do, dammit.

I eventually work her shorts off. She has these cute little blue underwear with lily pads on them. I begin to kiss up her inner thighs as she begins to breath heavily and get excited. I look up at her, smile, and slide her panties off to reveal her pussy with a cute little triangular landing pad shaved into her pubes. I give her lips a few kisses and go to town.

Even as an I'm exploring and getting a lay of the land she's melting. Gently play with her clit, sucking on her lips, running my tongue up and down, she's loving it. I eventually find a sweet spot and stay right on it. She cums again and again and again. Her legs quivering as she wraps them around my head.

I sit up and admire my handy work. Here's this woman id crushed on for years, laying in my bed enjoying an orgasm I gave her. Beautiful.

She tells me to lay down and gives me some pretty awesome head. I don't have a lot to work with, but she seems really into it either way. At the time I was 5 inches in case you're all wondering. She's sucking my head, stroking the back of my shaft with her finger tips, deep throating every now and then. She does this thing where she'll take all of me in then slide her tongue up the back of my shaft as she pulls back. Never felt anything like that before but it's awesome. This is heaven…

HOLYFUCKINGSHITIMGONNACUM

Turns out I said this out loud, much to her amusement. She giggles and asks if I have a condom, I get it on and lay her on her back. I was determined to make an impression.

I give her my all. Working her from every angle I could. Deep thrusts, fast thrusts, sitting up and rubbing her clit as I gently fuck her. She breathing heavy, playing with her nipples and biting her lip. She tight and getting tighter, I turn her over and pound her from behind as she plays with her clit. She has this flower tattoo running up her leg and it stops just short of her ass, super sexy.

She's loud. Like really loud. This only Spurs me on and soon enough I'm riding the edge. I'm about to cum and say it out loud as if seeking permission to do so. She turns back around and positions herself under me, She wraps her legs around me and pulls me, and I wrap my arms around her and lift her up so she's off the bed completely as I sit up. Her ass is perfect and perky. I pound her hard as I feel her body tense up. I explode and she implodes.

Easily the best orgasm of my life. She later said that that was the best she ever had, which explains her legs not working afterwards.

We laid there a while and talked the night away. She ended up sleeping over.

Over a year and half later and she still hasn't gone home. We're still together, going strong and the sex is only getting better.

Not much of a gonewild story, but it's real. Though, to me, I still can't believe it happened sometimes.

Thanks for reading, guys.

EDIT: Sorry guys fixed the grammar error.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/32g9it/i_just_wanted_to_hang_out_with_someone_honest

22 comments

  1. you have a writing style much like myself as a teenager, nevertheless I enjoyed your story, in a sexy yet sort of comical way.

  2. You "COULDN’T care less" mate. Its Couldn’t. (Yes. This is a pet peeve) Loved the line where you explode and she implodes though!

  3. that might be part of the reason I liked it. no offence was meant.

  4. Not exactly a year. Like a year and a half. And yeah. Surprised me, too. I gotta be careful when we have sex now. Kinda hurts her.

  5. > Lynn, this is going to come off as strange but frankly I could care less.

  6. If you say you could care less then you care. If you say you couldn’t care less then you don’t care at all. If you don’t care, your amount of care is 0. There is no less than 0 in this instant, thus you literally can’t care less.

  7. And, in today’s society, "could care less" is viewed as inherently and logically flawed and therefore incorrect. :)

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