You know, this is the fourth time this week I’ve seen you looking at crossdressing porn on Reddit. I think we need to talk about this before I write you up for creating a hostile workplace environment.
Oh, you didn’t think anyone could see you? Didn’t you notice this little gap between the cubicles? Stop waffling and get in my office. Now!
Come on, sit down. Relax. And look at me when I’m talking to you! Why do you think it’s OK to be looking at that stuff?
No, I don’t mean why do you think it’s OK at work (laughs). I mean, why do you like it? Do you get off pictures like that?
You don’t dress like that? Sure you don’t…. OK, maybe not, but I can tell you think about it.
Well, I think it’s time for you to start.
What do I mean? I mean, I think you need to come with me tonight and you can find out what it’s like. I’m leaving in 10 minutes. Be back here then and you can follow my car.
Don’t be nervous, nobody will care that we’re leaving together.