My wife Shannon and her twin Emily like to decide to do things without letting Matt and I know the plan. Not only is this incredibly frustrating but it’s inconvenient, but one day it worked out pretty well.
Shannon and Emily had plans to go out for drinks, but Emily needed Shannon to pick up something from her house on the way to get drinks (Emily was at work and we live near her so nbd). Since we have keys, Shannon stopped by the house and I didn’t hear about anything until around 10pm. Shannon just drunkenly collapsed on my bed and we started talking.
Me: I guess you had fun tonight
S: you have nooo idea, we haven’t been out in so long. You’ll never guess what happened tho!
M: you met a guy? (Joke)
S: nooooo, you know how I had to stop by Ems house?
M: yeah….?
S: I just let myself in and went into her room to grab a jacket….. and I walked in on Matt jerking off…
M: wtf no way lol
S: yeah! It was huge!
M: lol you do realize We played football together and I’ve seen him naked?