As anyone with kids can attest, they are simultaneously wonderful and terrible, the thing and the worst thing, beautiful and disgusting, HOWEVER they will reign supreme as the biggest cock blocks of all time. I can’t even count the times when we were just heading into the bedroom and a kid wakes up crying and ruins my plans.
The day before last, the wife had been extra flirty when I got home and she was wearing those tight leggings that she knows I love. Even though she was home all day, she still did her makeup and hair just for me. Makes a guy feel good. After lots of touching and hinting all evening and some whispered threats and promises of things to come we were both anxiously getting kids to bed as we kept stealing glances and smirking at each other. The 2 year old decided it was time to start crying and no amount of rocking or holding would suffice. There’s just a certain point where a kid is so tired that nothing matters. She took the little one up to lie on our bed and hopefully get her to sleep. I got out my laptop and went through some work emails. After a bit I went up to check on them and they were both sleeping heavily. I was very tempted to take the little one to her own bed and wake the wife up but I know she was exhausted. She would have been happy to wake back up for sex but I decided to let her sleep. I’m a pervy bastard but I’m not heartless.