Sorry to disappoint but there’s no explicit content in this post; there’ll be plenty of that later. This is only here to to provide the backstory for the series of stories and associated posts this account will eventually have for those that like to have a little context with their debauchery.
First off, I’m a fairly average male from the midwest. Stereotypes usually develop for a reason so if you apply those to whatever mental image just popped in your head you’ve probably got a pretty close approximation for me.
Kyle, the intended target for all these posts, has recently been deployed. And worse, deployed during a time when there’s restrictions in place that limit socializing, which means lots of time chilling in the barracks. Why is some dude writing about another dude in a sub for sexy stories you ask? The answer to that is his wife, Emily.
See, Kyle and I met when I responded to a reddit post he put up looking for someone to join him and his then-girlfriend-now-wife in their first threesome. We messaged for awhile, figured out we were both on the same area of the heteroflexible/bi-curious spectrum, had similar views and expectations about how a threesome would work, and I guess just generally found each other likeable.