Backstory: I have beers with Tom, the guy across the street, maybe once a month. His wife Nicole seems to always wear something revealing and touches my back or shoulders when we are drinking. Thought I saw her with another guy a few weeks ago, so it’s been tough to not think about her recently. My neighbor said he bowls Tuesday nights and his wife complained that he’s gone for 4 hours…
So last night, I just went over there after I saw him leave with his bowling bag. Nicole finally opened the door and seemed surprised to see me. She honestly looked like a hot mess. Sweat pants and baggy hoodie, hair pulled back, no makeup. But still hot.
I asked her if I could look in the garage for a receipt that maybe fell out of my pocket. She seemed a little suspicious because it was very suspicious but let me in. She followed me to the garage and watched me look. I asked her if maybe they found something but she said no. Told her it was for some lumber I was taking back at lowes.