It was another Friday night and my wife and I were drinking and playing video games until the early hours of the morning. Around 1am, we were both sufficiently buzzed before my friend joined us to shoot some zombies. Having no filter at this point, I told my friend that my wife was distracting me with her tits, so my gameplay might not be up to par. We all laughed but it was true.
She had been wearing a tank top that did nothing to support her 34dd chest. The slightest movement would expose a nipple and I would reach over to grope her when it happened. One of those times led to my dying in game so while she was distracted, I reached over and took a picture of me grabbing my wife’s exposed tit. Half drunk and excited, I sent the picture to my friend over Discord. Amused, he asked if he should come over for a LAN party so he could sit next to her on the other side and play with her other tit.