Pity Handjob gets interesting – M/F

Ok so this is not exactly "gonewild" but I will see if this sub likes this sort of thing. One thing it IS – is completely true.

First off, this is about me and my wife. We have been married for 7 years and we don't do anything worthy of "gonewildcouples" – We don't make tapes of ourselves; we don't watch porn together; I don't rail her in the ass. So the below story was something unexpected. My wife, Abby, is a blue eyed brunette with some highlights, not petite or small. She is athletically built – I often refer to her as a B cup body with C cup breasts.

STORY:

So this happened about a month ago when I was having a random case of Epididymitis – if anyone knows what it is you know its a pain in the balls – literally. Its a blockage in your testicles. It makes your ball or balls ache and very very sensitive. The best way to get rid of it is to…. well clean the pipes. Usually when I get it I just rub one out, but my wife is aware that I get this (maybe once every few months). On occasion I can convince her to jerk me off or have a quickie to relieve the pain.

Weekend Getaway (MFMF) This turned out longer than I thought, sorry. To get straight to the sex scroll down to the ***** break

This is my first time sharing a story on here. I have been reading and enjoying the sub for several months now. This weekend something happened that changed our sex life for ever. This story details that adventure. I don't have the kind of friends in my life that I can share this kind of story with. So, I decided to let it out here, anonymously.

First a little back story. My name is Dave (39) and my wife is Amber (40). We met 2 years ago, through mutual friends. A year later we were married. We had a great sex life but were always interested in making it better. Amber is bi-sexual and had several girlfriends before we dated. A few months into our married life we started exploring our sexuality. We have experimented with different scenarios and roleplaying. There are a few stories that might be well received on here. We will see how this one goes first.

[timestop, other tags] Jake’s Magic Remote, Part VII – Sweet Dreams

“And ever since then, you’ve been able to-”
“Stop time, yes.”
Petra blinked, staring at her father. “That is so cool…”
Jake felt an instant surge of relief. “Yeah,” he said, “It really is.”
“So at the restaurant, when that woman’s top kept opening…”
“Yep, that was me.”
Petra giggled. “That’s awesome! I love you, Daddy!” She stopped and thought for a moment more. “At the end there… what happened to her?”
Jake looked away. He was not looking forward to explaining some of his recent adventures. “Well, I’m not proud of that…”
Petra leaned over to make him look at her again. “Dad. Given what I just did, I don’t think we need secrets anymore.”
Jake sighed. “You’re right. Okay. What happened there was that I was so pissed at her for being such a bitch that I… fucked her right there in the restaurant.”
Petra covered her mouth with her hands, eyes wide. At first Jake thought she was horrified, but then her shoulders started shaking and he realized she was laughing. He smiled in relief as she started laughing out loud, her voice echoing through the silent theater. “Oh my God! That is amazing! She never even knew what hit her, and that poor loser with her probably got jumped after!”
Jake grinned. “Yeah. Yeah, he probably did.” He leaned back, relaxing. “I’m glad you’re okay with this. I’ve been feeling pretty guilty about it.”
Petra snuggled up against his chest and pulling his arm around her again. “Was that why mom was so excited before?”
Jake felt himself blush and knew that she was trying to embarrass him the way she always did. She loved keeping him on the defensive. So he counterstruck. “Yes,” he said, “I was testing a theory on manipulating people. I feel bad about it. I also went upstairs and saw something interesting there, just after we were done.”
Petra stiffened up in his grip, clearly ashamed of her spying. “It was pretty hot,” she admitted after a moment. “Did you… did you do anything to me?”
“Not just then,” Jake said, stroking her hair.
“Oh.” There was a moment of silence. “…OH!”
“Heh… yeah.”
“Daddy, you perv!”
“Says the one who’s getting off while calling out to me.”
“Well, yeah, okay. We can talk about that later. So the remote… it’s on you?”
“In my pocket, all the time.”
“And you stopped things just now?”
“I guess so, but I didn’t mean to. I didn’t press the button. It just stopped by itself.”
Petra looked over at the usher, who’d been just about to sweep his flashlight in their direction. “Good thing it did. Has that happened before?”
“Once,” Jake said, “when a car almost hit me. I haven’t been able to do it on purpose.”
Without any warning, Petra punched jake in the leg.
“Ow! What the hell?”
“Sorry. Just checking.”
“We’re already stopped. Or, everything else is.”
“Oh yeah. Sorry.”
“You wanna just watch the end of the movie?”
“One second.”
Petra got up and eased out of the aisle. Careful not to disturb anything, she walked up and over to where the other couple were sitting, the ones who’d been fooling around before them. She giggled, then leaned down to inspect something. She was still giggling to herself when she returned.
“What’s so funny?”
“You’re bigger. And she’s not as pretty as me.”
Jake rolled his eyes. “Come here, you.”

[timestop, other tags] Jake’s Magic Remote, Part VI – Shenanigans

Does anyone mind if I drop the string of tags now? Eventually there will be some FF as well I think.

Jake walked into the steakhouse with his favorite two women close behind him. It looked like a pretty fun place, with a real “barbeque in a cabin” sort of feel. There were snowshoes and animal skins and road signs and all sorts of other crazy crap up on the walls, and the Hostess put a cup full of crayons on the table as she seated them. Petra grinned and immediately got to work drawing on the brown paper that was draped over the booth’s table.
Sarah sat next to Jake and opposite their daughter, engrossing herself in the menu. Jake was a little worried about her; ever since he’d brainwashed her into sex Thursday night, she’d been affectionate enough but a little cold, like she wanted to avoid it happening again. It was a little troubling to have your own wife seem like she was upset about wanting sex, but then given the way she’d cooled down about it the last couple years it was not that surprising either.
Jake decided to put it out of his mind and enjoy the dinner. The menu looked pretty great, and none of the prices were too awful. He glanced over at the table, where Petra was busy drawing a very attractive woman’s ass. “Already know what you’re going to order, Pet?” he asked her.
Petra smiled at him. Goddamn, she had a pretty smile. And she’d done her hair up in pigtails, which along with the skirt and high socks she wore gave her an adorable schoolgirl look. “Yes Daddy,” she said. “I’m having the Rib sampler.”
Jake nodded. “That looks pretty good. I think I’ll stick with the steak, though.”

(NSFW) Eating out [m]y g[f] goes horrifyingly hilarious (long)

So this is more of a funny story then anything else but worth telling. If you're good friends with me you've heard the story in real life at least once.

In high school I dated this girl named May. May was tall, just a few inches below my then 6'0" lanky dork build. Small breasts, skinny, long blonde hair that had a little curl to it. Great smile. Now, May's parents were unique. As soon as we started dating (sophomore year, we were 16), her mom offered the pill. Her mom encouraged May's sex life in a healthy way and we had loads of sex for the two years we dated. About a year into our relationship, we were cuddling and watching a movie in her bed when her mom poked her head in the door.

"May, we're going to a movie. Be back in a couple hours. You and John have the house to yourselves," she said. As always I was taken aback by her nonchalant attitude towards me banging her daughter (my parents were much stricter). A few minutes later we heard the front door close and their car pull out of the driveway.

Vegas club (m/f)

So many damn good stories over the years, many long forgotten. I'll try to post some as the mood hits me. Many involve my wife. So many more involve others.

My wife is hot as fuck. She has a dime body and a face that demands attention. 5-6, 110, amazing ass and small, yet perfect, tits. She is actually more beautiful than hot. But when I get her to dress sexy, she gets way more attention than she is comfortable with. Especially when I have her wear a mini-skirt so short that her ass, although super tight, hangs out for all to see. I'm attractive myself, 6'2, slim-athletic build, six pack, a very handsome face, or so I am told. Still, I always feel like I am out of my league with this amazing girl, a perfect 10 with a brain to match. She is pretty damn shy and hasn't had another guy's hands on her for years, until a brief moment on this night.

My wife and I have a third join in (MFF)

Heidi is an old friend. My wife Tash has always thought she is cute. We've known her since she was in high school but now she is 20.

I randomly contact Heidi after seeing a post of hers on Facebook. Hadn't spoken to her in over 6 months but had liked stuff she posted. You know…typical Facebook friends.

Anyway, we get chatting and she brings up being queer. Last I heard she was living with a boyfriend up the coast. I mention my wife is bi and we have had a threesome once before. We talk for ages and I tell her we've always thought she's sexy. Curvy as. Nice breasts. C size. Tattoo under her bust.

She eventually says she wants to have sex with Tash and I. I'm ok with this and Tash is excited.

She comes over at 8 pm and Tash has gotten two bottles of wine, and put out a plate of food. We watch TV and talk. Tash is nervous but I brush up against Heidi. I encourage Tash to hug Heidi. They cuddle and I feel myself getting a little hard. Then I tell Tash to do something. Heidi just grabs her and starts kissing her hard. Tash looks at me and that means to the bedroom.

I [M] went down on therapist [F] and now I have to find another therapist – cool and not cool

I love oral. It's what I fantasize about. I've had oral with all women I've had relations with except 2 – one stopped me when my tongue went inside and not just on the clit.

OK – so I have no sexual relationship with my wife. I've masturbated since I was 5. I grew up in Mormon-ville with guilt. I pleasured myself in all kinds of places I shouldn't. I have OCD (never really knew it until recently), anxiety disorder, and possibly (testing underway) for manic-depressive tendencies. My job sucks. My sex life sucks. I spank at least once a day, mostly twice. I fantasize about going down on men – just once (I've actually gone down twice – once on a dare where it was a one-second thing, and another when someone was talking deep throat and I kind of found this secondary friend mildly attractive, and I deep throated for about 3 seconds, gagged, and he laughed and said that's enough. We later helped each other out a bit.)

OK – so I'm a head case. Over 20 years I've been through actual therapy twice. The first one was too embarrassing and discovery of maturity. The second i git serious but couldn't really come clean, and then said more of what I wanted to.

[Str8, MF, voy, nc, reluc, inc, mast, timestop, oral] Jake’s Magic Remote, Part V – Cruel Temptations

Let's keep it rolling! Part V is a light interlude, but it sets some things up. As always, feedback is welcome! I've been working on part XI today, it's pretty fun.

Sarah showed up while Petra was cleaning up, so Jake decided to let things rest for a bit; he’d had his fun, and he was more than a little worried in hindsight about how readily he’d molested his daughter just because she was wearing tiny shorts and he was uncomfortably horny.
Then again, he thought to himself, she was sort of asking for it. It was obvious that Petra had a mild exhibitionism or voyeurism fetish developing, and all he’d really done was fulfil her own fantasy for her, so why should he feel bad?
Petra changed into pajama pants and the three watched the rest of the movie together. Once again, Jake got to enjoy having his favorite two females on either side of him. As evenings go, it was pretty nice, and he’d soon put his daughter’s rampant sexuality out of his mind.

Some more exploration of a married couple to share with all of you [MF]

Hello again! We earlier published our first post to this subreddit and received very kind feedback and messages, some asking for more. So we thought we would write a post about our experience last night, since we had so much fun writing the first one.

As you may have read in our first post, we are a 30 y/o husband and wife, who are looking for more ways to experiment and explore. We are very sexual, but also very shy. That is why we thought this subreddit, and perhaps DPP (dirty pen pals) would be a good outlet for us. We've recently started to act on some of our urges, fantasies, and desires more than before, as we further settle in to our marriage. We loved sharing our experience of our first threesome with you, so we thought we would take some time to share another first with you from last night.