Adventures of Barrie Guild: The Blacksmith’s Wife [MF]

*[First adventure.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/6ai8et/mf_oral_adventures_of_barrie_guild_arias_escape/)*

*[Second adventure.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/6baf4b/adventures_of_barrie_guild_caught_in_the_rain_f/)*

Half the items on the list had been crossed off, specifically those on the half of the Job and Bounty list that paid the most. The paper was nailed crudely to the wall in the guild common room. Yorros sighed and slumped his forehead against the posting.

“Still nothing huh?” He heard from behind him. He turned to see Aria peering around him at the posting. Before he turned back, Yorros couldn’t help noticing her beautiful cleavage that she was always proud to show off.

“Yep still slim pickings I’m afraid.” As he looked down the list he noticed a job with Aria’s stamp, a sword imbued in flames, showing that she had taken it. Yorros looked back over his shoulder. “How’d the pest control go?”

If he didn’t know better, Yorros could’ve swore Aria blushed slightly. “It was interesting…” she seemed lost in thought for a moment. “Anyway, I didn’t get paid , they weren’t too fond of my magic.”

Yorros chuckled. “That’s fanatics for you.”

Tim & Sara Part 1: I [F]ucked [M]y Coworker (40sM/30sF) [submissive] [dirty talk] [Long]

This is a repost because I apparently fail at tagging. We are working on a part 4.

O hai Reddit. At the behest of my girlfriend I am posting some of my sexy stories from after I got divorced. She is a lurker on this sub and finds it incredibly hot. I am going to keep some of the details intentionally fuzzy in case one of my adult children are on this sub.

(Warning: This is the decidedly unsexy part.)

Her pony ride, [MF],[Soft swing],[sharing],[BDSM]

“You are my dom. I am your submissive. I will listen and obey. I will communicate fully and openly. I give my body and my consent to you”

I looked in my lover’s gray eyes intensely. I spread my palms across her upturned forearms before I began my formalistic response.

“You are my submissive. I am your dom. I will cherish and lead you to where you need to be. I will respect your safety and your consent”

Nicole trembled as we completed our little ceremony. We had been playing for almost a year together. This is how we transition from vanilla to kinky, from mundane to in-scene. I like this, it is a nice way to reinforce the dynamic of the next couple of hours and it forces explicit communication. She likes it because it puts her into the right space.

“Slut, what are your safe-words tonight”

“Master, “Licorice” is my stop for a moment word, “Pineapple” is my stop everything safe word”

“Very well, mine are “Wallabee” and “Boomerrang”. Stop lights are in effect.”

[MF] Honey, Let’s Make Some Porn! – AUDIO

Recently, my wife and I have started filming our exploits and sharing them with the Pornhub community and on our own blog. It’s led to some fun interactions, a few new Snapchat friends, and we’ve talked about trying a ton of new things! (Author’s note: life is fucking rad).

Last night, we decided that we were going to make an oral video. I absolutely love going down on my wife, and she’s often quick to orgasm which drives me wild. Yeah, I’m an egomaniac. My wife sat on the love seat, practically begging me to go down on her. I handed her my phone, dropped to my knees, and quickly pulled off her pajama shorts.

(Note to ladies – comfy pajama shorts and tank tops are sexier than fancy lingerie that looks really uncomfortable. Obviously wear what you want regardless of what dudes think, but most of us think you look just as great in Star Wars shorts & a tank top from Target as you do in a custom corset that cost more than my monthly rent).

[MMF] – Finally had our first “3way” in the car!

We’ve been talking about having a 3 way for a while and we finally did it with a good friend of ours! It wasn’t a full on 3 way with fucking, but it was a good first step for us.

A while back, I had a silly bar bet with this friend where the stakes were a HJ… and I lost, so this had been the topic of conversation between the three of us. Well last night we all got just drunk enough and I told him to meet us at the top of a parking garage and hop in the drivers seat. My wife and I had already gotten in the back and she pulled her panties off under her skirt and was already sucking my cock when he got in.

He sat in the front seat and just kinda watched us for a few minutes… she was ass up and sucking me while I fingered her from behind.

He took his cock out and started stroking it.. and it was BIG, which we already knew since we’ve traded pics before. I asked if he was cool if I touched his cock, and he replied “You can do whatever you want to it.”

Sex with a Vampire [mf] [vampire]

I rolled out of the quaint Kecskemet train station in central Hungary on a 7:30 a.m. train, headed south. I stifled a yawn as I sat back, and watched the cityscape slowly changing to pastoral fields as the train began its day-long trek. The yawn indicated lack of sleep, and not attention, a result of me staying up much of the night having sex with a gorgeous blonde ghost named Barbara. I was still trying to process my memories of that encounter, which apparently started in a dream, and ended in a cool pile of ectoplasm on my bed, and a slight mess on the sheets. I had ducked and run in the morning, skipping breakfast, and getting a cab down to the station, to hop on the train, and leave this spooky scenario in my rear view mirror.

A Little Birthday B&E [MF]

My wife and I have recently decided at taking a crack at whoring ourselves/stories on the internet. You can check out our (very new) blog at http://www.relationshipgoalsxxx.com that has some pictures, videos, etc.

My 32nd birthday was the first that I spent with my then-girlfriend-now-wife Laura. After a run of bad luck that had us co-habitating extremely early in our relationship, we decided to take fat vacation – one where we choose our destination based on the food available nearby.

Most Redditors, I assume, would have chosen New York, Los Angeles, San Fransisco, Portland, or Austin for a culinary vacation. We found ourselves heading to Cleveland, OH.

It was immediately apparent as we hit the highway as to how a good portion of this three hour drive would be spent, as we weren’t 10 miles from home before my cock was out of my pants and I was getting a spectacular handjob.

I merged onto the highway where we’d spend the majority of the drive, and no sooner had I turned on the cruise control before Laura was bent over the center of the car, blowing me as I drove. I tried to focus on the road, but that can be extremely difficult when you’re getting a porn-quality sloppy blowjob.

Our First Threesome Failed Spectacularly. Video. [FFM].

Story from my wife’s perspective: http://relationshipgoalsxxx.com/the-other-l-fail-1/

I married a unicorn.

One of the first things that I learned about my wife in our early sexual exploration was that she enjoyed sex with women, enjoyed group sex, and was more than willing to engage in these activities with me.

For the first few years of our relationship, FFM threesomes were often the subject of pornography that we’d watch together excitedly. Ultimately, that progressed to us setting up accounts on OKCupid and Tinder to begin searching for a potential third.

This process would start and stop a few times over the years, owing to real life getting in the way of sexual bucket list items.

The closest we’ve ever come to a successful threesome happened just last week, and while it ended in dramatic (and hilarious) fashion, it provided us with a week of intense sex, much of which had an audience, and a great story to tell.

Bored at work one day, I installed Tinder (after deleting all previous matches) on my phone and began swiping. I matched on someone who I had matched with previously, a friend of some friends, and we began exchanging messages.

[MF] If you’re going to blow up your life, might as well go all out! [cheating]

Where to begin? Sorry, this is long…scroll to TL:DR for the sexytimes.

Last fall my company hired someone to help out with clerical work, some light marketing and sales support. She was the niece of the owner. She had just wrapped up her undergrad and was looking to get experience. Her name is Leah, and she’s 22. I’m a 6′ tall, 34 year old white guy, with short brown hair, and nothing special to look at, but not ugly or anything.

I knew Leah would be a distraction the first day in the office. This girl was just incredibly hot, and had a natural flirt-iness to her and a fierce sarcastic streak that I loved. I’d guess she was at least 5’10”, really fit (turns out she’s big into yoga and running). She looks a lot like the lead actress in Split, but with jet black hair and olive skin.

Back in January, we got paired up to work on a large event together. It is a conference in Vegas, and we’d be taking a bunch of people from my company and customers out there. The result was that her and I spent a bunch of time together planning this, and naturally got to know each other pretty well, as tends to happen when you work 70+ hours a week together.

First time with someone other than my husband [MF][MFM]

My husband (we’ll call him D) and I weren’t exactly new to the idea of playing with others. We’d been to the local swinger’s club about a half-dozen times, and had done just about everything but swap or have sex with someone else. The last time we were there, he took me into a private room, but left the door open with the chain across so that anyone could watch. We had a small crowd crammed into the tiny doorway, watching him fuck me hard and fast from behind, and it was intense as hell.

As we drove home that night, we started talking about how much we enjoyed it. I was slightly drunk, and still wickedly horny, so I confessed to him that I had locked eyes with a man standing at the edge of the door. He was tall, and had big shoulders, but his stare was so intense that I couldn’t help but get drawn in. I told D that all I wanted in that moment was to have him come into the room, and feed his cock into my mouth while I was getting fucked. When we got home, D dragged me into the bedroom, and started licking my pussy on the sofa. He asked me to keep talking, and I lost my head, finally screaming out that I wanted to get fucked by a stranger’s cock. I came so hard from that confession and his tongue on my clit that I nearly passed out.