[MF] Crazy Tinder run-in with the most glorious tiddies I’ve ever seen.

I was spending the night drinking heavily, watching some TV at my mom’s, who I was living with at the time like a boss, and taking a look at my phone here and there. My mom was out of town so I had the place to myself but no plans were coming together. No big deal, Terminator 2 was on. Fuck yeah.

This girl named Cathy was talking to me here and there on Tinder, but was already tied up with something else. She had a few pictures on her Tinder profile, pretty cute blonde girl, but it was hard to get a good idea of just how hot she was. Suddenly her plans fell through and she started getting verrrrrry pushy about hanging out and seeing one another, and for me to help her out of the situation she had gotten herself into, but she wasn’t being at all specific. I was about 95% skeptical, pretty drunk and enjoying myself plenty with good ole Arnie saving the world. She was insistent, however, and I agreed to meet at a bar very near my place because I didn’t want to make much of an effort to this and was fully prepared for it to fall apart or blow up. I get in my car and she says she’s at the bar waiting for me.

Meet and eat [FM] NSFW

I’ve been chatting to this guy online for a few months now. He lives locally and is always at me to meet up and see if we like each other, but I’ve always chickened out!
Til now.
His name shall be Ned.His wife is away for the night (I don’t normally do married, somehow he’d got thru my screening) so he’s begging to meet. I finally agree, but not at his place. I don’t want to go to his house at all! He reluctant as I guess he’s worried someone might see him. I insist we meet at a beach that’s populated but large enough you can talk privately. He agrees when he realises that I’m not going to his house, but only if we meet at sunset! I know the area is pretty well lit at night and is also a popular fishing spot, so I’m not concerned that we’ll be isolated and I agree.

This is for those who like fairy tales, paranormal and erotica combined! ? [4500 words]

“Οne lοusy fish?” Εnοοya hοllered, whacking her gοοd-fοr-nοthing husband with the tail fins. “Yοu’re οn the lake the whοle day and all yοu manage tο catch is οne teeny, tiny trοut?”

“Ι’m sοrry,” Manοοmee bleated. “They weren’t biting.”

“Just like they weren’t biting yesterday, οr the day befοre, οr the day befοre that? Ι tell yοu, give me οne full day οn the ice and Ι’ll bring back a dοzen fish. Ι’ll bring a giant mοnster fish! First thing tοmοrrοw Ι’ll be οut οn the οcean while *yοu* care fοr the elders with a rumble in *yοur* belly. See hοw lοng yοu can put up with—”

“Dοn’t gο οut οn the οcean,” Manοοmee interrupted.

Εnοοya fοlded her arms acrοss her chest, the small fish dangling frοm οne hand. “Yοu’re afraid, aren’t yοu? Yοu’re afraid the Kalοοpalοοit’s gοing tο get me.”

She rοared with laughter while Manοοmee prοtested. “Nο, Ι’m nοt afraid. There’s nο three-headed mοnster living in the cracks οf the sea ice. The Kalοοpalοοit dοesn’t exist. Ιt’s just a stοry tο scare children…”

“Well, then, Ι’m gοing tο the οcean tοmοrrοw,” Εnοοya said. “Αnd Ι’m gοing tο catch mοre fish than yοu’ve ever dreamed οf.”

Tall Dark and Dangerous Part 2 [force,dark]

Chapter 1- I don’t have a problem, they have a problem…

The tall man in the slick suit looks down at his watch after he takes his seat amongst the deviants. He can’t believe he has a fucking year of this shit to sit through. He wants to tear into the fucking 300lb neck beard who got busted spying on high school girls trying on clothes at American Eagle. Fucking pervert had a problem. Me though? I did not have a problem. He thinks to himself “my bitch of an ex had a problem.” She reported that he “assualted” her last new years eve. They had done everything under the sun in bed, she even went ass to mouth a few times when drunk. She was filthy. It all went to shit one night when he was drunk and accidently said her sister’s name when he was balls deep in her. She kicked him out and she had officers at his office the day to book me for sexual assault. He had taken a similar deal that the Gen did and just got on with things as soon as possible. Having to clearly state that he was guilty of sexual assult did something to him though, it planted a seed in a very dark corner of his brain that lucky had not gotten the light needed to grow.

Our first and slightly awkward Threesome [FFM]

My fiancé, now wife (I’ll call her Cheri), and I had discussed having a threesome many times during our time dating and being engaged. She had never been with a girl and while she never had an intense desire to be with a girl, it was something she thought she should experience. So we set upon our quest to find a unicorn. We opened up discreet profiles on MeetMe, Tinder, and made a few Craigslist ads. Roxie had no desire to spend any time messaging or sexting any potential women, so that task fell to me. It probably took three to four weeks until we found a woman who Cheri was interested in and who was willing to jump in bed with us.

We are both in our early twenties. I’m an average build guy, hairy chest, and I’ve a beard since I can remember. Cheri is a fiery redhead with curves for days and a cute face to match! We’d always had a pretty steady sex life and always very passionate.

Eileen Relapses [FMMMMM][int][bbw][bbc][exh] [cuck][cumplay][spit][anal][dp][quint-p][longform]

I’m back, you beautiful bastards! (not that I expect any of you to remember me) I figured the world might want to know what old Eileen has been up to lately. This story is not for those with weak constitutions. Shit is about to get real weird in a minute. Enjoy
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The taste of them still lingering on her tongue and in her cheeks stained the flavor of the coffee she drank. She held her head high, not because she was particularly proud of herself, but because the men sitting in the circle both to her right and to her left were wearing sweatpants, and she couldn’t handle any more temptation. Her stomach was still churning, and she wore long sleeves to cover the bruises and scrapes.

“Would anyone else like to share,” Pastor Wally asked, crossing his arms across his black turtleneck. “Remember. There is no judgment here. All have sinned in the eyes of the most high—”

“I killed my husband,” Eileen said to the room. Everyone turned their heads, intrigued.

“W— Wow… Was it an accident?”

“Yes,” she said. Then she looked down. “Not really…”

**24 Hours Earlier**

Wifes younger cousin…kinky surprise [MF]

I have been with my wife now for 14 years, I have grown up with her family and they have taken me in as one of there own.

I have known my wifes youngest cousin for just as long.

She has aged and grown into a beautiful young woman. Dirty blonde hair, tight body from years of playing hockey, and a cute little bubble butt.

We were at a wedding for another family member, where my wife was the MOH. So naturally I didn’t see her for most of the day and night. So I spent the night hanging out with her young cousin.

We had dinner, and chatted, and then I bought us a few drinks.

Then things started to get slightly sexual. We laughed and joked and danced, all while more and more shots were flowing.

Sometime during the night, I asked where her BF was. She said, they broke up.

So naturally I asked why, and she said she cheated on him when she was drunk with his best friend. It caught me totally off guard. I laughed and asked her how long she has been naughty…

[M]y Wi[F]e’s Split Personality

My wife and I have been married 2 years and dating for 6. We’ve been together a long time, and we’re both very pleased with each other. The only problem……. My wife has a 4th the sex drive I do. This isn’t always an issue. We have our kids and jobs that keep us pretty busy. But it gets pretty frustrating after a few days with no sex. And when we do it’s pretty vanilla. Nothing to crazy. She can be a little prudish and shy when taking about sex too, not a big fan of oral on her self, because she’s slightly self conscious.

She has no reason to be. She’s 5ft 3″, curly blond hair, gorgeous brown eyes, a nice perky butt, and boobs she wishes were smaller. I think they’re perfect double DDs myself. And to top it off shes charming as well.

Well the other night, this changed. My wife told me earlier that day that tonight after putting the boys to bed, she wanted to drink and play some take top games. ( playing cards, monopoly and such). And that she picked up some vodka to drink to go with our games.

The Perks of Being a Nanny [MF]

So, I never do things like this. I generally keep my sexual history to myself. I created this account just to have a little dirty rebellious fun. Mostly, I just want to browse NSFW content without the BF knowing. He thinks I’m a sweet little prissy girl. He is in for a shock. ? It’s been a few years since this happened, but I ran into the guy while I was back in my hometown for a bachelorette party and I can’t keep it to myself anymore. I hope you enjoy it.

The summer between high school and college I worked as a live-in nanny for a great family with two kids under the age of three. The mom traveled a lot for work, and the dad was always working. When he was home, he was shut in his office on the phone with clients. I was responsible for those kids 24/7 which was fine. I loved those kids. I had started babysitting for this family when the older kid was about six months old, so It wasn’t unusual me to stay over for weekends or for one of the mom’s mid-week trips and my parents were disinterested in my life so long as I wasn’t in trouble. Being a live-in nanny wasn’t a big deal at all.

Sexretary – Penny and I #2 [mf][roleplay][filmed]

The kids were off seeing the grandparents for the day – who was I to deny them opportunities to spend time together? And my wife, Penny, had said that she had a few things to do – nothing that I could help with. I ran through in my mind if there was anything that I needed to do and figured there was some work that I could get done. Heading down into the basement where our office was, I hopped on the computer and started to get some stuff done.

I had been working away for a while – somewhat seriously, I wasn’t busting my butt by any means, when I heard Penny coming down the steps into the basement. Without turning around, I called out “Hey honey, what’s up?” She didn’t respond right away, so I just finished up my thought in what I was doing and then turned around. What a sight greeted me.