The other night, the wife and I ended up a strip club.
We were the only couple there and the only asians there. We got there around 9pm so it was still somewhat early. There wasnt much people yet besides the dancers. We are regulars there but havent been here since covid. We are just drinking and enjoying the view. A dancer walks pass and looks at us and waves and hugs us. She says we look familiar. She does too. We always see her but never actually talked. She asked my wife if we were swingers. My wife quickly tells me what she asked and says yes.
The dancer was like “I knew it. I knew as soon as I saw you guys walk out of the car. I thought you guys were cute and swingers then I saw the car too! It is so nice!” We continue talking and my wife explains to her that we havent been back since covid and we recently had a baby too. The stripper looks at me and says “yea… cause he probably likes to fuck” and thrusts her hips to show what she can do. I almost think she is high or something but not sure. She said she just moved into town for a few years and everyone she sees are old or not stylish. She said she was excited to see an attractive couple.