First post MF

Every town has that one food that all the locals swear they do the best. Where I grew up it was doughnuts at the local convenience store. I haven’t been home in years and I still crave their maple bars. No, I didn’t write this to inform you of my pastry desires. I am retelling this to share with you an experience I hope to never forget. So, this is mainly for me actually.

I moved away from home for college three years ago and the holiday season was coming quick. I was ready for a break of dull classes and dorm rooms. To help fill the void I was scrolling through Instagram and saw a post with the aforementioned maple bar in the hands of an old friend Jennifer. Both looked super tantalizing. I hit like and DMed her.

“Hey! You made it back home. Now tell me the truth. Was getting doughnuts your first stop?”

That was the fifth draft of an opening message. I was in the same circle as Jennifer in high school but honestly, she kind of intimidated me with her confidence in a place where it seemed like every teen was scared shitless of themselves.

[MM] being used by two cousins

I was out of town a couple of days for a conference from work. On Friday night I was drinking with these two dudes I met there. I think they were cousins. By the end of the night and we being completely drunk, I invited them to go to my hotel room. There the chat continued and we slowly went into horny topics. One of the guys was bi like me. The other one was straight. At least until that day.

We started talking about our sexual accomplishments and the talk got so horny and we were so drunk we ended up jerking off. I couldn’t take my eyes out of their cocks, and they noticed, one of them joked asking me if I wanted them to fuck me, and even tough I knew it was a joke and I laughed, I actually said yes. That’s how drunk I was, and that’s how drunk they were because after a little discursion we were all set on doing it.

[M/M] Sucking a cock with an audience

I once ended up invited to a reunion on a house, with a girl friend of mine, on who I had a crush on, and a couple of friends of her, I didn’t knew anyone besides her, but as the night went on we started to get along really well. They were three girls, including my friend, and two guys. We were drinking and joking around, and the conversation became really horny.

We started talking about sex and the wildest things we had done, talk about threesomes and kinky stuff. Back then the wildest thing I had done, I considered, was to suck cock. Back then I hadn’t accepted myself as bisexual, so I was just a straight guy who was kinky enough to have sucked cock once or twice. I was drunk enough to share that story.

They were impressed, apparently these guys didn’t know a lot queer people, and had some follow up questions, especially the guys, after a while one of them asks me if I’d like to suck him, and by this point I’m so drunk and horny I say yes, everyone in the room goes crazy, the girls start screaming and start hypeing the whole thing.

Come over to eat my pussy.

Tonight I just want you to come over and suck on my clit. I’m so horny. I want to ride your cock until I’m dripping with sweat and sticky with cum and satisfied, but I’m just too tired. I just want to lay here and run my fingers through your hair while you devour me. Head this way. I’ll leave the door unlocked.

When you get here my house will already be dark minus the lamp on my bedside table. Once you’re done making me cum I want to be able to go straight to sleep. Take off your shoes and leave them at the door. Follow the light to my room. I’m already laying out on my bed for you. I didn’t get dressed up for you tonight. I took a bath after work and couldn’t be bothered to do anything but dry off and lay down still wrapped in my towel.We don’t need to talk.

[MF] Reminiscing about times before I got engaged (my first squirter)

When I was in my twenties I was a bit of a man whore. I had gotten out of a long-term relationship that really made a mark on me. At the time I was living in the Las Vegas area, and I was from California. So I was away from all my family and friends except the one that I was living with and his family. I was renting a room.

Lunchtime Voyeur

There is a woman at work you are secretly obsessed with. She’s gorgeous and funny and it seems like she flirts with you, but you can’t be too sure because she has a boyfriend and you’re older and you don’t want to be that creepy guy. So you just enjoy her attention when she turns it on you and you admire her from afar.

One day you decide to take lunch in your car. It’s a nice day but there are no picnic tables outside so you settle for sitting in your car where you can listen to whatever you want while you eat. The parking lot is not large and it’s surrounded by trees and shrubs. You are parked rear in first and beside you is a tree and a large truck. All the way across the parking lot a fast little sports car pulls in. It’s stupid looking and you hate it but also are just a tad jealous when you realize who’s driving it. It’s *her* boyfriend. He is such a douchbag he says things like, “hey bro whatda know?” like the 30 year old frat boy he is.

Landlord confession: Student sucked me off for fixing her broken bed [MF]

The boring background bit: I’m a landlord who owns multiple properties all rented out as student accommodation for the local university. And it’s the fucking best. I have to deal with a lot of shit but on the bright side I’m a 37 year old guy who gets to spend his days surrounded by young hot students who are often grateful when I help fix their problems…

Jodie is fucking gorgeous and knows it. A pixie haired blonde with amazing fuck me eyes who has clearly never had any issues getting precisely what she wants.

And she sent me a text.

‘Super embarrassing but I think my bed is broken! Tried to fix it but no idea where to start. Can you come round and look? Might need a new one! Sorry for being such a pain! Xx’

My pervy brain jumps straight to the conclusion that she’s ridden some poor guy so hard she’s snapped the bed in two. I head over hoping I’ll get the full story.

Can you imagine? You know who you are…..

Mimi and Michael had exchanged a few messages online – some texting, a few pictures, a few stories. It was pretty clear that they had much in common, and had a great connection. They were the same age, both married with kids, both had higher profile jobs, and both had long term dead bedrooms. They were frustrated, sometimes angry. They found in each other that burning fire they both craved. They each felt wanted, sexy, powerful, and it had been a LONG TIME since either felt that way. The learned quite a lot about each other very quickly and the chemistry was undeniable.

Michael had joked with Mimi that he would, pretty much any day, call out sick from work, drive the 3-4 hours to her area, meet her for like 30 minutes, then head back. Mimi brushed it off – after all, she was a beautiful woman and could have meaningless sexual encounters any day of the week. But the more she read his words, the more she thought about it. Maybe it would be fun. Maybe it would be a disaster. He has as much to lose as me, she thought, so I know he’d be discreet. Fuck it. I’m going to agree and see what happens. I’m worth it.

My [FFM] surprise 3some with her mom!

Reading some of these encounters has made me want to write about the time I got involved in a weird one, a true story that I will never forget and still seems like a dream.

As a short background to the story: It’s 2006 ( I was 40 at the time) I was living in another country to my parents and unfortunately after a long illness my father passed away. I had immediately travelled home to make the necessary arrangements and support my mother. The whole process was taking longer than expected and I found myself there for nearly 3 weeks with not much to do but sit around.

One afternoon I decided a little alone time was required and went down to the local sports bar to watch the game and have a few beers. After a while a younger (23/25) woman, lets call her Mellisa, sat on the stool next to me and we started chatting about the game and sport in general. She is about 5’2, curly red/brown shoulder length hair, pretty face, chubby bordering fat but has curves in the right places, dressed in a pink t-shirt and jeans. After the game we continued drinking, chatting, with a bit of flirting involved, before she asked me if I wanted to go to a club around the corner, which I did, and the next hour or so was drinks, dance, kissing and back to her place.

Visiting [m]y buddy in law school leads to hook up with [f]ellow law student

I’m surprised I haven’t posted this as a gonewildstory as it is a good one. Shortly after graduating college I visited a buddy who went to law school at Washington University in St. Louis. I went with several other mutual friends. We went out to the local bars with my buddy and some his new friends from law school. One such friend was a gal named Becky who happened to write for law review. A very distinguished thing to do as a law student, always a good resume builder.

Becky was brunette. Not too tall, but with rather large breasts. She happened to have a large ass and was generally chubby all over. She did not have a bad looking face, but my friend and his male buddies from law school pretty much thought of her as fat. I didn’t consider her ‘fat,’ per se. More like short and chubby. My friend had a feeling I wouldn’t be put off by Becky’s weight and that was why he thought it might be a good idea for Becky to come out to the bars with us. He told his roommate that one of his visiting friends was a “chubby chaser,” and the roommate really encouraged Becky to come out to the bars to be able to hang out with me. Apparently, this roommate liked Becky as a friend but had no intention of hooking up with her because (like the others) he thought she was too heavy. But he wanted Becky to have a chance to blow off some of that law school stress this weekend if one of his roommates buddies might be attracted to her.