Another year, another eventful Valentine’s week spent at the strip club. Things were similarly planned to how they went last year with our S/O night on actual Valentine’s, with the only addition being another charity strip on the Friday, aka last night, and going the course of the weekend. As usual, I’m one of the first dancers scheduled since I’m primarily a bartender and need to serve drinks.
Our first “wet run” of our dances was planned for S/O night; I’ve spent the last two weeks practicing my routine during my pole classes. This time around, I’ve picked the song “Coming in hot” by DIAMANTE, and I felt pretty confident going into it since I’m past that newbie stage. Once the night rolled around, I started it off by having a shower with the other girls since I came straight from teaching yoga. Things may have gotten a little handsy in the strip club shower that, at one point, I had two different girls groping me while we took turns making out with each other. Once that was done, though, it was time to get changed; I went with a more 2000’s era Avril Lavigne-inspired smoky eye makeup look and paired it with a seductive schoolgirl outfit with a nearly see thru shirt not tucked in and pink lace lingerie underneath that was very visible. The other girls also helped me with my glitter, ensuring I had some everywhere, and I mean everywhere. I’m still getting it out of my landing strip.