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A night with gio (F34m20’s) (straight) (boobs) (shower)…

I’m thirty-four and recently divorced, no cheating or anything on either side, we just grew apart after nearly fifteen years. We have a teenage daughter together who spent the beginning of the summer holiday’s with her Dad this year (they went to Florida for a couple of weeks). We have been separated for almost two year’s now but barely intimate for much longer, we just saw each other differently, and I must admit neither of us had dressed up nice for a meal out or anything in a long time. More like brother and sister than husband and wife.

When my ex moved out it was autumn, so the cold and sense of loss meant I spent most of my time in a dressing gown curled up on the sofa (my daughter being out with her friends more often than not). I was a bit miserable. Until around spring time last year, I was having a bit of a clear out when I found a pile of old photos from when our girl was little and remembered how much happier I looked back then and it showed in my appearance. Read more »

Giving Uncle Jack my most precious gift..

((Part 2 of 3))

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Uncle Jack reaches for my ass, lifting me up as I wrap my legs around his waist. He makes me feel weightless I can’t contain my excitement of what’s to come. I nuzzle my head into his neck and I breathe in his scent, musk and spice. Electricity is surging through my body and I can’t control my body from tingling.

He carries me from the kitchen, up the stairs and to his bedroom. He gently puts me down and I look at him and tell him to sit on the bed. I’ve waited so long for this moment I’m not about to skip a beat. Uncle Jack obeys, sitting on the edge of the bed watching me, his face filled with hunger.

I take a step back and smile, I want him to watch me closesly. I want him to see every inch of me. I take a deep breath and fold my arms, taking the ends of my shirt and slowly lifting it up and over my head. Jack leans back on the bed a little, speechless, enjoying every second of this private show, made specially for him. Read more »

The time I [M] got lucky at Mardi Gras. [MF][Cheating]

This is my first attempt at a story, I think I rambled on way too much, so sorry about that.
I’d gone to Mardi Gras a few times and it is always my favourite. Just a celebration full of happiness and crowds, honestly a great time. I’d never been before when I was single though, so as we headed down my mind was full of the sexual possibilities. With all the flashing and strip clubs, it’s a pretty sexually charged environment on Bourbon St at night.
On the first night we have a grand old time. Eat some great food, get pretty drunk and meet some fun people, but nobody I was really clicking with. Eventually it ends up being just me and my one friend sitting at a random bar at around 4:00 in the morning. We had both caught beer koozies at the parades earlier in the day, and I am drunkenly giving an impassioned speech about how they should be called beer cozies (because they keep the beer can nice and cozy), instead of koozies.
A pretty girl sitting at the bar next to me starts laughing at my shenanigans, which is pretty much the only way I’m ever able to get women, and she turns around and we start chatting. She is short, pretty and petite. There is immediately electricity between us, but the bar almost immediately does last call. Soon we are all on the curb and she is talking to her friends. At this point, I’d been drinking for around 18 hours, so I was ready to go home and sleep the sleep of the dead. I ask her for her number, and say that we should hang out tomorrow, but she turns around from the conversation she’s having with her friend and kisses me.
I can see a shocked look on her friend’s face, but I don’t particularly care. This girl obviously knows what she wants, so I invite her back to my hotel. She turns around and has a hushed (somewhat argumentative?) conversation with her friend. I just assumed her friend didn’t approve of her disappearing with some guy she’d met 20 minutes ago. What I did not know at the time, but found out the next day, is that she had been dating someone for years and he had gone to sleep early that night. I was oblivious to this though, so my conscious remains clean, though it explains some of her behaviour.
We eventually break off from her friend group and head back to my hotel. Here’s where I hit a problem: My friend is sleeping in the hotel room, and we don’t have the kind of relationship where I can fuck someone right next to him. My mind is racing as we go through the hotel security, but I decide “fuck it” and plan to just fuck her in the bathroom.
We are all over each other as the elevator ascends to my floor. Her hand already rubbing my cock through my pants, mine grabbing her ass as I pin her against the wall. I warn her my friend is sleeping and we’ll have to try to be quiet. As soon as we’re in the room, I guide her into the bathroom and we’re immediately making out again. She is sexy as all hell in her halter top and jeans, which I immediately start to undo. I am not thirsty at this point, I am straight up **hungry** and so her jeans are almost immediately on the floor. I pull my rock hard cock out and lift her up onto the counter easily (petite girls be great). I reach down and touch her pussy and she is soaking wet. So, probably less than 30 minutes after I met her, I am rubbing my cock against her wet pussy lips.
I position my cock right at the entrance to her pussy and lock lips with her again. Slowly pushing into her as I do. She whispers in my ear “Oh shit” and I feel her whole body tense and she starts to tremble. I look at her eyes and they are rolled back in her head as she whispers again “I’m fucking cumming.” My cock isn’t gigantic and I’ve never had a girl cum the second I entered her without foreplay. In retrospect she was likely in the throws of bliss due to the taboo of pretty openly cheating on her boyfriend. She was probably so turned on from the idea of it, that the moment it became very real, the moment I entered her pussy, it was enough to push her over the edge.
Whatever the cause, it was one of the hottest moments of my life as this gorgeous girl, sitting on the bathroom counter, held me and trembled as I slowly slid in and out of her. She begins to laugh a little as her orgasm starts to subside and I start to fuck her in earnest, her still sitting on the counter with my arms supporting her bent legs. After a few minutes I can tell she is getting close again. I tell her to touch her clit and she starts to rub herself as I fuck her, not breaking eye contact with me for the duration of her next orgasm. This pushes me close to the edge and as she’s finishing I tell her I’m about to cum. She immediately pushes me away and drops down to her knees, taking my cock into her mouth and working it with her hand while she does. It was probably under 60 seconds before I was grabbing the back of her head and cumming hard into her mouth and down her throat as she took me as deep as she could.
At this point, I was exhausted and pretty pleased with my performance considering the litres of alcohol that I’d drank by this point. We made out a bit more, put our underwear on and stumbled through the pitch-black room into my bed. I was more than happy to pass out, but she was nowhere near done with me. After fifteen minutes of cuddling, with my on the brink of sleep, I feel her hand start to massage my cock through my boxers. Normally I need a bit more time, but something about the situation had me growing in her hand already. I told her that my friend was sleeping about 6 feet from us, but she just whispered in my ear that she’d be quiet, quietly climbed on top of me and guided my cock back inside of her. After about 10 minutes of the quietest sex we could manage, I heard my roommate roll over a bit too loudly.
I asked if he was awake and he grudgingly admitted that he was. I suggested that maybe he should go to our other friends’ room. He called me a fucking asshole and left, which is exactly what I was hoping for.
Now that our shackles had been removed, we fucked like animals for hours. I lost track of how many times she came, or how many I did for that matter. It was a lot. We fucked through sunrise, falling asleep around 10AM. Woke up at 1 and she swore and said she had to go. I offered to walk her to Bourbon St, at which point she told me she was there with her boyfriend and didn’t want to be walking around with me in case we ran into him. I stood there a bit shocked as she kissed me and disappeared out the door.
It was the first day (well technically second at that point) of a great trip, and I still can’t imagine a better way for it to have started.

Step Sister Corruption Part 269 – Day 140 Free Use Vacay Pt 13 – Aphrodite Games Pt 1 (fiction, M/F/F, d/s, teaching, step siblings, con)

*Gabe*

I’m sorry I have to do what?

I thought I was going to sit and have a bunch of girl’s try to make me cum for some money.

Nope.

Well they did tell me there was going to be ‘*games*’ and all that.

But I didn’t think they would start them off the bat.

After our little stay in the room yesterday where we pretty much fucked the day away, which I would have been completely ok with if that’s all we did the entire trip I’m being completely honest, and slept. We woke up kind of late and had to rush to check in for these *games*.

Summer and Kel were guided away, along with Nadia, and I was guided to another location.

Then I stood around with a bunch of guy’s to a god damn **crowd**!!!

I looked around to see guy’s standing with their dicks hanging out while the **crowd** hoots and holders at us imbecile’s.

We stood around for what felt like *forever* until a guy comes out and starts announcing and going over the rules for this cruises *games*. Read more »

[question] [meta] [discussion] AI writing tools for erotica that don’t suck?

Hey y’all!

I’ve been wanting to write some erotic stuff but to be honest I only feel in the mood to when I’m horny and my writing frankly isn’t the best. I’ve been using AI dungeon to kinda scratch that itch, but it’s honestly not the greatest at erotica and especially not so at anything beyond vanilla stuff.

If you’re curious about the specific issues I have: ai dungeon would forget the gender of the player character or the character I was having sex, or forget their physical characteristics and even their names. It would suck keeping track of multiple characters and not to mention it seemed to always want to make me a straight man whenever I tried to do lesbian scenes(which is annoying since I’m a bi gal)

I was wondering if there were any alternatives to ai dungeon. I’m not entirely opposed to forking over money, but obviously I’d prefer a free program. Also, I’m pretty tech savvy so if there’s one that requires me to train my own model, as long is there’s clear instruction I could definitely figure it out.

Anyways thanks so much!!

Caught in the Resort Spa

First go at posting. Hope you enjoy
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My wife and I finally arrange a weekend getaway for the two of us. No kids. Just us. It was to reconnect after a busy few months. The weekend started perfect. Shopping, swimming at the beach and eating yummy foods. We returned to our room that night and were in awe of the lagoon pool that circled the resort. All lit up at night time. We noticed just down from our room off to the side was a spa, empty waiting for visitors. I quickly put my boardies on and my wife her brand new bikini she purchased that day Read more »

I’m addicted to [f]ucking [m]y tinder hook up part 1

My first time with N: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/usbmgj/casual_tinder_hookup_turned_into_the_best_some_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Other N stories: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/utm3sd/casual_tinder_hookup_turned_into_the_best_some_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

I’m 28, 5”5, white and slim but still have a rounded butt (you can see on my profile). I have dark blonde hair, blue eyes and B cup breasts.

N is 31, handsome and fit, and has an awesome smile. He’s white, but his exposed skin is tanned to a nice warm shade, thick blonde hair, blue eyes.

I hadn’t seen N for a whole 7 days, which is the longest we had gone without fucking since we met. I arrived in a navy blue polkadot dress, underneath were black thigh high stockings paired with a garter and a little lacy g string. I entered his bedroom, took off my jumper and shoes so I could curl up with him in the bed where he was laying.

He smelled so good, my mind immediately started to melt as I embraced the warmth of his body with mine. I couldn’t help but spoon and nuzzle myself against his left side recharging myself from the length of time spent apart. He pulled the blankets up over us and kissed my forehead. I kissed his neck and hooked my leg across his crotch and could feel he was already at least semi hard. I had sent him my collection of nude photos and videos prior to my arrival to get him excited. Read more »

Fuck, my roommates are vampires and now I’m their… [Bisexual F/M/M/FTM]

There was something about taking showers while high that turned a normally pleasant experience into a super pleasant experience. Honestly if he wasn’t here to get his degree he’d be doing it all day. Afterall, mom and dad left him a handsome amount of money and always expressed that they wanted him to succeed in life. He wasn’t exactly sure if he wanted that too but at least he agreed it would be nice to make a fair amount of money so he wouldn’t have to worry about things like rent for the rest of his life.
Obviously Elmford University wasn’t too keen on drugs use on its lands but Nate had his skills in hiding the smell of weed and fuck he lost his parents so he could really use the mindnumbing effects of mary jane.
It was his first day at Elmford University and he had only met a couple of dormmates. Ellen, a tall blonde girl from the Netherlands with a lovely pair of tits. James, an American from the state of Pensylvania, who he accidentally walked in on naked when he left the shower. Nate was definetely not dissapointed by what he saw and James didn’t seem to mind him enjoying the sight. And lastly there was Marcel, he hadn’t seen the guy yet but James assured Nate he might be difficult but had a good heart.
After a while he heard Ellen knock on the door and in a perfectly Brittish accent “Are you gonna come out? More people wanna have a shower you know?” she shouted.
Nate reluctantly turned off the shower and started drying himself, with a towel around his waist he got out. He had wondered whether he needed a second towel for his chest but he had already explained that he was a trans guy when he met them and they were completely cool with it. In fact they all happened to either identify as bisexual or pansexual and were happy to be housed with another pansexual. It was nice to be surrounded by fellow gays.
As he passed by Ellen he could swear she licked her lips, was she interested in him sexually? He wouldn’t say no that was for sure, with her legs and breasts they’d have hours of fun.
Without paying attention to his surroundings Nate walked into his room and took off the towel only to be surprised by a whistling James.“Hot damn, I’d like to eat that ass” he said with a smirk and honestly Nate wouldn’t mind if he did either. “Oh god, James, I’m sorry, I wasn’t here with my head” he exclaimed with a red head as he grabbed his towel again.
“Eh don’t worry, dudes seeing dudes naked is like University 101, totally normal” he said with a reassuring smile “dude, is that weed that I smell?” he came closer and sniffed Nate’s hair. Remarkable, normally no one would notice after he masked the smell with his special bodywash and shampoo. “and you didn’t think a second about sharing? not cool bro” James said with a goofy smile as he jumped on his bed “I’ll give you some privacy, unless you enjoy walking around naked, to which I won’t object”. Ofcourse he wouldn’t, James was your stereotypical slutty bisexual, the kind that gave us a bad name amongst the straights, not that Nate cared because he was most definetely the same.
“You’ll be happy to know that I sleep naked, so maybe on a lucky day you’ll catch a glimp of my great ass” Nate replied with a smirk as he put on some pants. As much as the idea of walking around naked appealed to him, he was certain it wouldn’t be appreciated by the others. “I’ll keep my eyes open” James bit back with a playful smirk “or, you could just ask, I don’t mind having my ass eaten by a nice man like you” he added to the fire. Fuck he was being openly slutty and he knew that but if James could why couldn’t he?” James blushed a little and looked away, chickening out of the highly sexual conversation.
“is Marcel around already?” Nate asked looking through his bags for the perfect tea for tonight. “Nope, I suspect that he’s somewhere outside of campus drinking and flirting with the locals” James replied scrolling on his phone.
“I thought we weren’t allowed to leave the campus in the first week” “yeah but Marcel can’t be bothered by stupid rules” he replied.“Won’t he get in trouble?” “Highely likely but Marcel got some lucky charm and usually doesn’t get caught with his sheninigans” James replied with a smirk.
James jumped off his bed and looked at Name’s ass while he was looking for tea. “Whatcha looking for?” Nate asked as he noticed James’ eyes glued to his ass. “I was just looking at what you were doing, can I have a cup as well?” he replied shyly. “Ofcourse you can, ask Ellen if she wants some as well and I’ll heat up some water in the microwave”
“Ellen will kill you” James responded “what? why?” “C’mon, she’s half Brittish, boiling water in anything but a kettle is heresy to her” he said with a smirk. “Yeah right, ofcourse” Nate shrugged.
Nate grabbed a shirt, put it on and walked towards the kitchen, thank god there was an electric kettle, he didn’t have the patience to fuck around with an actual kettle, this would be the middle ground Ellen had to cope with.
A few minutes later tea was ready and the 3 sat around the table with biscuits and tea.
“I thought Marcel was the trouble maker for leaving campus but this fucker here smoked weed on campus” James said with a smirk.
“Eh, they’ll never notice, it calms me down so if they ever catch me I’ll just give a medical reason, got plenty of documents to prove my mental unstability”
“Amen to that” James said, Ellen shrugged and drank her tea.
For some reason Nate felt that he wasn’t really welcome? as if the 3 knew each other and saw Nate as an outsider. Despite the fact that they were all gay in a way, it still didn’t feel exactly how he wished it would feel.
Suddenly he heard a girl moan as she got rammed against the door of their dorm. “shush, you’ll wake up everyone” a drunk sounding Marcel whispered. However, the girl didn’t seem to be able to help it. “you’re… hurting me, Marcel…” and that was the sign for Nate to stand up and check out what was happening. Marcel could be queer but that didn’t gave him a freepass to abuse women.“The fuck you think you’re doing” he said as he opened the door and saw Marcel seemingly drinking from the girls neck, sort of like a vampire.
“What the hell…” both Nate and Marcel exclaimed. Marcel dropped the human girl and looked Nate in the eyes. “Forget you ever saw me here and go back to your room like nothing ever happened” he said, like a command, who the fuck did he think he was?“Yeah right, how about you get away from that girl and hand yourself over to authorities before I kick you into the hospital?”
Marcel was confused for a second, normally he’d be able to suggest anything to a human and they’d do it without a fuss, this one just straight up ignored his command.
Ellen and James came up and grabbed Nate “Marcel, get that girl somewhere safe, we’ll deal with this guy” James said with his eyes pitch black, what the hell was going on? Were they actual fucking vampires?
“Now Nate, we don’t want to hurt you, so sit down, have some tea and we’ll talk” Ellen said rubbing her eyes. Fuck, how could this go so wrong? There shouldn’t have been an issue with vampires mixing up in dorms with humans. It was part of the school’s philosophy to teach vampires that they could live amongst humans.
If these guys were vampires for real he didn’t have much of a chance to fight so he listened and sat down.
This couldn’t be happening, right? Why would there be actual vampires in real life. Those were fictional monsters, oversexualized in tv shows and books, but not real things, right?“I can see you’re trying to process the fact that we’re in fact real” Ellen said with a warming smile as she looked at him.
“The fact is” and she revealed her fangs “that we are real, it’s just that you weren’t supposed to ever find out”.
“Well Marcel wasn’t exactly doing a great job at hiding it, if he runs around like this soon the entire school will find out” Nate stated dryly after a while.
“You’d be correct, if it wasn’t for the fact that vampires can normally charm humans to forget about things, but for some reason it just won’t work on you” James replied with his arms crossed and a worried expression on his face.
“We’ll have to kill him” he added “what no, that’s insane James” Éllen bit back. “If there is anything more suspiscious than someone ratting us out it is killing our fucking dormmate you nitwit”.
James shrugged “just saying, dead people don’t talk” and he walked up to Nate. James, who had seemed like the sexy goofy kind now was the scary kind, but somehow still sexy. Nate felt James his hands wrap around his neck and panicked, not noticing Ellen who punched James and freed him.
“Did you listen to any fucking word I said James?” she said through her teeth. “Yeah and I chose to ignore it, look, we can’t have a fucking mortal know about our existence, that’s why we wipe their memories, this one appears to be stubborn though and you know we can’t just let him walk free with that knowledge”
“Please don’t kill me…” Nate begged James smiled “I’m sorry Nate, I really liked you, but we can’t risk you telling people about us being vampires, that would gravely endanger our lives”.
Ellen nodded and this time she didn’t stop James as he grabbed Nate and violently pushed him to the wall.“James.. James.. I’ll do anything, just let me live, I’ll do anything…” James smirked and relaxed his grip “oh really? anything?” “yes, anything” Nate reassured, desperateness in his eyes. “like what?” James asked, entertained by the thought.
“James, let him go…” Ellen tried to get in “yeah right and have him run towards the dean to rat us out?” he snapped back.
“Look man, I’ll do anything you ask, you can do anything you want to me, I’ll never speak a word of what I saw or speak up to any of you, just let me live man, I don’t want to die this young”
“Hmm, anything” he rolled the word on his tongue and suddenly a wicked smile appeared on his face. “Ellen, do we have anything like a service ring around?” Ellen looked still in shock at Nate. She wanted to help him but she knew she couldn’t, James was right after all. If his memories couldn’t be wiped they’d be in danger.“I might have one in my bag” she replied and she walked away.
“Allright, so here’s the deal, from now on you’re ours, we own your body and soul, we’re free to do whatever we want to you, in exchange, you get to stay alive” he said with a sinister voice “do we have a deal, mortal?” Nate nodded, it wasn’t like he had a choice. He was scared, but also turned on for whatever messed up reason, the idea of being owned by a bunch of sexy vampires and being used whenever they’d want to was incredibly hot.
“Alright, so for starters, lets get you in my bed, I’ve wanted to fuck that ass for a while” he said with a smirk, picking up Nate like he didn’t weigh anything and carrying him to their bedroom with the speed of light. One moment he was in James his arms, the other moment he was thrown on the bed, having his pyjama pants pulled down.
Fuck, James really meant it when he said that he owned him now and seconds later he felt James his strong hands on his hips and a tongue between his cheeks. James was feasting on his ass like a royal buffet and fuck did it feel good. He couldn’t help but let out a moan as James continued snacking on his ass and started pressing a finger in his bonus hole. “Fuck James, fuck yes, please…” he begged as James spared no breath and devoured his ass like a popsickle that was about to melt.
“James, what the fuck, stop” a female voice yelled and suddenly James crashed into the wall, pinned down by Ellen. “Hmm, you know I’m a sucker for violence during sex” he said with a smirk “what were you thinking? harrassing that poor human, you had no right you fucking scumbag” she yelled at him.
“Keep your voice down dumbass, wouldn’t want the whole fucking campus to know” he spit back at her.
“Besides, you had no reason to protect our fella here, he was enjoying my ass eating skills, wasn’t he?” Ellen punched James in the guts and left him crawling up at the walls “you bitch that’s gonna take minutes to heal” he cried out.
Ellen sat down next to Nate on the bed “I am so sorry what happened to you Nate, James is such a fucking asshole”
“No it was fine really, I thought it was hot for him… to you know… dominate me like that and we already flirted before hand..” he added.
“Really? Look you can say so if it wasn’t okay, I promise he won’t hurt you, once we got this ring on your finger you won’t be able to tell on us but everything else will be normal, it’s just a way for us to keep our existance a secret she added.
“Despite the rings name, we’re not gonna force you to be our servant” Nate nodded and lay there in silence, his ass still bare. “but what if I want to be your servant?” he finally said with a blushed face.
“I’ve always been a submissive guy and honestly the idea turns me on, if you don’t actually abuse or hurt me, I think I’m on board for this whole servant idea” he said with a smile.
Ellen smiled at him and quickly turned her head “Did you hit his head with something James?” “Fuck no I didn’t, he’s fine” James bit back as he tried to get up.“Ofcourse, he’s high as fuck, that explains everything” she said after a while but Nate noticed her eyes were going down to his ass as well.“I’m not going to deny that I’m high, but I am in fact willing to be your fucktoy, c’mon, its the dream of every free use slut to be the slave of some sexy ass vampires and now it’s becoming reality”
Ellen shrugged “Christ when did mortals become so willing to vampires?” she asked. “Haven’t you seen Twilight? Vampires are sexy now” James answered, now leaning against the wall.
“So, you really want this?” Ellen asked, looking Nate in his eyes, trying to catch a glimpse of him being being too high to give a valid answer.
Nate his heart was beating in his chest “yes, absolutely I do” he finally said. “Well, allright, in that case, I’ll get the ring” she said with a pleased smile and within half a minute she was back.
“I’ll ask you one more time Nate, do you want to be our servant?” “more than anything” he replied, Ellen grabbed his hand and put on the ring binding it with a hair of her, James and Marcel. Ellen spoke some words in what appeared to be latin and the ring started to glow for a couple of seconds “As of now you’re our servant Nate, as much as I’d love to ravage you right now, I’ll let you sober up from the weed first, the ring will only serve to make sure you won’t share our secret” she said and she pressed a kiss on his hand.
“James, you’re sleeping in the living room tonight” she spoke with an air of authority. “The fuck I am…” James could see in her pitchblack eyes that it was serious business and shrugged. “Fine, but why?” “To make sure you don’t do anything to Nate in his current state of mind, we’re no savages afterall”With that said she put Nate to sleep and the two of them walked out. Ellen had to admit that the thought of having a sex slave to command was hot, she just wanted to do it the right way, consensually. Tommorow would be another day with plenty of time in between classes to experiment with their new toy.
Read part 2 here
[https://fangfic.com/fuck-my-roommates-are-vampires-part-2/](https://fangfic.com/fuck-my-roommates-are-vampires-part-2/)

Christmas came a little early last year. so did she [sis in law] [cheating]

So I’m 35 and my sister in law (25) is home from abroad for Christmas. Usually she fucking grates on me but sometimes we get on together and have a laugh. I’ve never been too attracted to her but there are times I’d love to fuck her.

It was 2 nights ago and she came to stay at our house. It’s one of those rare nights I think she looks pretty fuckable.

She’s wearing a mid thigh tight dress clinging to her slender hips and belly (she’s put on a little weight since I last saw her) and her c cup titties are busting from it. Great cleavage too. The three of us had a few drinks and laughs and sis in law jen suggests a game of truth or dare. We agreed but thought there’s not a whole lot we can do is there?

The game moved slowly, some truths about celebrity crushes and dares surrounding drinking. Its in the back of my mind that jen is extremely unlucky in love and hasn’t had even a date in a long, long time – not surprised, she can be a bit overbearing – and I straight out ask ‘when was the last time you got fucked?” Read more »