My new wife and I are on St. Lucia for our honeymoon. New wife….still sounds odd. We had no reservations because we are going to “wing it”, and because it’s the low season for tourism on the cusp of hurricane season. We caught a cab from the airport to the far side of the island and checked out a couple of resorts. We settled on the cheaper one that fits our newlywed budget. It still had a small pool overlooking the Caribbean.
Our first night there we climbed onto the big bed under the mosquito net and I gave her everything I had for 5 minutes. I’m no Casanova, but it’s loud and it’s fast. We did it again in the morning, cause hey, it’s our honeymoon, right? For our first full day on the island, we headed out to the beach. We cruised down the beach to its secluded end and laid out our blanket.